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working away on the spider-man homecoming written by the fans HISHE. We
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came through with a ton of ideas because you're so awesome and we are building it
now. So we hope to have that for you very soon. In the meantime we're also really
excited about the new Blade Runner 2049 so we decided have a little fun
recapping the original with our own voices. We're calling it HSHE dubs if
you will. So we hope you like it. If you do let us know what other movies you'd
like to see us recap next and we'll try to make some more. Okay enough with the
updates. thank you guys for watching let's get on with the show
In the distant future!
all right this test is to determine if you're a robot or not.
I'm not a robot!
the first question is about tortoises
okay fine I'm a robot!
I can't wait to eat these noodles.
Come with us to the police station
I don't wanna!
You get to ride in my sweet flying car
Hmm.
don't make fun of my flying hat.
Weeeeeeee!
*honk* I don't think you're flying in the right lane! *honk*
commenced dizzy landing sequence *barf*
Hey Deckard I want you to kill some robots.
Not interested.
oh come on pretty please?
okay
I make origami
look
these replicants I mean robots are very dangerous but they only live for
four years
Four years? How long have they been alive?
Oh about four years.
So...they're about to die?
What do you need me for?
Because you're so handsome
I mean you're the best Deckard you're just the best
I'm the best!
He he he he the best!
now go hunt robots!
hi I make the robots
what do you do?
I hunt robots.
I'm not a robot
she's a robot.
I think I'm in love!
hello we're the bad guys!
and we want to live
forever do you know how?
no I just make eyeballs! Go ask Sebastian!
Hey I'm Sebastian. Do you want to come in my house, homeless lady?
yes!
what?
I mean that
would be lovely!
this is my rave room. Do you like it? and
this is my house. I make toys that are my friends.
welcome back, Father!
Okay this is really weird.
Hunting robots is hard! I'd rather just dream about unicorns.
Well hello, Deckard! *nay*
sweet.
enhance
I'm the best detective ever!
enhance!
Enhance.. OMG! a clue!
hey snake lady do you mind if I ask you some questions in my silly disguised
voice? Throat Punch! Oooh she didn't buy it!
hey come back here robot she's running
away oh sorry
oh there she is!
Blade Runner gun go! *pew*
finally got one!
You've got a fly on your shoulder!
hey!
just kidding. Come talk to the chief
Keep killing robots.
okay
hey I'm a robot!
hey
how long will I live?
like one more day.
that makes me angry!
time to die!
*pew*
I helped!
you saved my life
are you a robot?
say kiss me!
I don't know how I
feel about this.
all right I respect your decision.
hey Sebastian why don't you
take us to your boss.
I can't.
How about now?
okay
what are you doing here
I wish to live forever, father.
well I can't do that
sorry
mmm then I poke your eyes out
Ow! My Eyes!
There are robots at Sebastian's house. Get'em!
I'm best detective ever!
hello any robots here?
excuse me I'm looking for a
robot you look just like the one I'm looking for are you oh my gosh!
Time for gymnastics!
Gotcha!
Hey you've got a booger!
AAAAGH! You've got lots of boogers!
I got'em!
Check out my new trick!
Ready? her goes!
whatever you do don't shoot me in the middle..
AAAAGH!
You shot me!
I hate you!
You're the worst!
Shut up! *pew*
Honey I'm ho.. what the heck?
I'm the best detective ever here we go I'm gonna get him!
I'm the best! *pew*I'm the best Oh crap!
I'm the best...I'm the best...I'm the best
Surprise!
break your fingers! Ow I need those!
My turn!
I took my clothes off for some reason
yeah!
I'm out of here!
Is anyone in the bathroom?
leave me alone!
why don't you ever call for backup?
shutup! I'm the best blade runner ever!
Hurgh!
nailed it.
I have a birdie now.
holy crap I'm gonna die
saved your life!
huh wow
thanks
what's the bird?
it's later.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
okay
all those moments will be lost.
well you could have just written them down or like pass them on to your
children or something
I can't have kids I'm a robot
oh that's right sorry about that.
goodbye
oh the bird I get it now
good job killing all the robots
thanks
I'm the best
It's too bad she won't live. but then again who does?
whoa that's deep
gotta remember that next time I look at origami
it's too bad she won't live but
then again who does
Whoa.
All right I'm done. We can go.