(Dunkey): ah, wait, woah, no no no
don't you fu- oh
wa wa wa wa
huh, huh, huh? what?
No, no no no, o-ok ok
Guys, I finally broke down, I bought the Power Rangers Genji skin
It was just- LOOTBOX BABY! Come on to papa Dunkey!
C'mon give me something- I-I...
This is my last Overwatch video.
Here he comes, here we go.
Now I *chuckle* Now I just gotta get this up, bounce it in the air
Aw, fuck you, you piece of shi-
Just gotta clip on one of these little things-
Yeah there we go, there we go *chuckle* now we can-
God-
I got a good feelin' about this one, ooh, come on, get 'em
*Laughter*
Gotcha ya piece of-
Suck my DICK!
Somebody get these lasers off of me-
Ohhh
[Mercy Rez Sound] No! *chuckle* no no no no no no no
Let me go! Let me go!
*dies*
(voice chat Guy 1): Videogamedunkey
(Guy 2): It's not the real one though
(Guy 1): Yeah, I wish
(Guy 1): Yeah, the real one, I feel like, is better than gold because-
(Guy 2): yeah *chuckles*
*sad piano music plays*
(Dunkey): Gold is good.
(D.va): Nerf this!
(Dunkey): Ah, they don't really gotta nerf that.
*Winston screaming*
(Some Guy): "My favorite movie of yours is Zombieland"
(Jesse Eisenberg?): "I enjoyed making that one, that was a good one."
"It was fun meeting Bill Murray"
(Dunkey): Now when they come out, I hit 'em with th-
*clink!*
No
Good thing I bought the two pack
Oh, gotchya. You dumb as hell, boi.
You're dumb-
(Some Guy): "Ana is not gonna work"
"Suck my dick you fucking Mei." Alright
We're off to a good start
(Dunkey): Ah mon, get lost in the beat mon
ha ha we're going so fast on this one man
ha ha ha-
OH, OH, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
"dinosaur gurgle"
(Some Guy): Wait, who's dunkey?
bigmoist?
(Guy 2): bigmoist is not dunkey...
(Cr1tikal): I am stuh- sergeant barney fucking riptide
(Some Guy): So who is dunkey?
(Ethan): I'm Dunkey
(Some Guy): No, no, no, that is definitely not dunkey
(Ethan): Have you guys checked out my youtube channel,
videogamedunkey?
(Guy 1): That's like a soundboard, 'cause that's a good voice
(Guy 2): Who, Buttfudge? Or Bigmoist?
(Guy 1): Yeah he was doing an H3 voice
(Ethan): videogamedunkey?
(Guy 1): No, Ethan from H3, aka you apparently
(Ethan): I don't know who that is :I
(Reaper): Next...
Next...
Dunkey: *laughing*
Dunkey: She just gave up
(Game): Double Kill
(Mercy): Hello!
[Goodbye]
(Guy 1): Just the right height no bucket required
(Guy 2): That's a new one for me
(Horse noise)
(Leahbee): There are people who have sex with horses
(Dunkey shouts something unintelligible)
(Guy 2): I should know my sister-
(Dunkey): what?
(Guy 2): like, rode horse and everything growing up-
(Dunkey laughs)
(Leah): what?!
*All laughing*
(Guy 2): took lessons and all that you know
(Leah): Wha-ha-hat!?
(Dunkey): I don't think he heard what she said...
(Guy 1): They have lessons for that!?
Oh no!
(Guy 2): For horseriding?
(Dunkey): Goodnight, it's your bedtime.
Oh...Oh hoho, this guys gotta get up early tomorrow.
Go to bed.
Are you serious Reinhardt- It's your bedtime.
Oh, hey-hey-hey whoa, watch where you're swinging that thing, huh.
Now I gotta go up and I gotta put him to sleep again *laughter*
Hey you, hey I'm over here now, hey, oh, I'm actually-actually, oh, I'm over here now,
eh, actually, you just barely missed, oh, ju- ooh
hey-hey-hey! It's me, video-, oh what's goin'- hello- how you doin'- oh hai!
FUCK YOU KID *laughter*
*more laughter*
*ded*
*quiet thumps*
*sinister laugh* come on man, why you gotta go that way.
This time though, I have a feeling about these kinds of things, you guys, this time he's definitely coming out the right door.
why you being a fucking di-
I guess this is the door to do
I'd-Personally I would always come out-
You piece of shit.
(Cr1tikal): these are some hefty accusations to be tossing around here.
(Some Guy): OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YEW
DUDE NO, WHAT THE SHIT?!
That sounded just like him!
(Guy 2): No, it sounds just like him
(Guy 1): No, but did you just hear big-, that was fucking dunkey!
(Ethan): BigMoist is dunkey?
(Some guy): we can recognize, Donsly by username, Buttfudge by voice, but who the fuck is BigMoist supposed to be?
(Guy 2): Yo, BigMoist is dunkey!
(Guy 1): Okay, no...
(Cr1tikal): WHO?
(Cr1tikal): WHO? IS
(Cr1tikal): WHO? IS DUNKEY
(Cr1tikal): WHO? IS DUNKEY GOD
(Cr1tikal): WHO? IS DUNKEY GOD DAMNIT
*unintelligable Cr1tikal*
(Some Guy): Fuck you
*More Cr1tikal*
(Some guy): fuck you, no, fuck you, you're trying way to hard with that voice now.
(Guy 2): do you- okay no!
(Dunkey): Hey guys it's me, Cr1tikal!
(Guy 1): Alright no- Dude is it Cr1tikal?!
(Dunkey): Yeah Man, it's really me!
(Guy 1): Dude, if i'm playing with cr1tikal right now
(Guy 1): Dude, if i'm playing with cr1tikal right now I'll like..
(Guy 1): Dude, if i'm playing with cr1tikal right now I'll like..I'll have an orgasm.
(Dunkey): Time to wake up!
Good Morning!
[Good Night]
Go up
Go. Up.
Go, up
Go up
Get this guy out of my sight
*boop*
*Maniacal laughter*
Don't worry, I took lessons for this
Here we go, pffft!
Gotchya!
Now kill this guy outta here
*Maniacal laughter*
Oh, here's another one, BOOM, got him. Come on Lúcio, come knock him off! Quick quick!
Heh-heh, you what? NO!
*Ana screaming*
Last Overwatch video better make the best of this subtitle