[Chopping Sound]
Welcome back.
Today we’re looking at tree lopping.
Yeah. I’m not a big fan of cutting down
too many trees in the world at the moment,
but this is relaxing.
The slow,
gentle,
hollow,
echo
of a man choppin’ his wood.
Ooh – there’s the creaky creak sound.
Where’s the tree going? Where’s it going?
It’s going onto the house.
Okay, this DIY Dickhead
is taking a different approach to tree removal.
He’s giving it a cheeky nudge with his ute.
He’s already cut it,
it just needs that last cheeky nudge.
Yeah nah yeah “fuck off” says the tree
and shows the old bastard the power of nature.
Maybe it’s best to just call the professionals
if you’re cutting down a tree?
You’re less likely to damage ya house,
or ya car.
Okay, they might still damage their car,
but it’s not YOUR car,
so it’s fine!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
This bloke might be getting a bit too literal
with choppin’ his wood.
Maybe this is some sort of special technique
handed down to him by his father,
or it’s just weird? “Yeah...
nah this is weird Dad”, says the kid
and buggers off.
Dad just gets back into it.
Crikey, Dad’s are weird
people. He’s yelling about wanting a longer saw.
Okay, he stopped. He’s tired.
Philosophy time. If a tree falls in the forest,
can anyone hear it
over the Arborist’s chainsaw?
Probably. You’ll probably hear both sounds.
The tree falling and the chainsaw
clunking to a stop- cause they’re both really loud.
Falling. Falling. It’s gone.
Nothing but net. That’s a swish.
“Oi!” says a bear.
“You stupid bloody fuckwit. That was my house.
What am I supposed to do for a house now?
I don’t wanna deal with insurance.
That’s unbearable.”
Ha ha, ah dear.
“Bloody humans!”
Choppy! Choppy!
Choppy! Choppy! Choppy! Choppy!
Choppy! Choppy! Choppy! Choppy! Choppy! Choppy!
Spinny! Choppy! Choppy! Chop!
Ha!
This guy deserves his own meme.
He’s better than Salt Bae.
This is Pine Tree Bae.
He is the Sword of the Morning of Festive Shrubbery.
Oh nah, nah, nah. We’re not doing this.
This is some bloody Wylie Cyote
catapult misfire shit
about to happen. I don’t wanna watch it! AW he’s hanging on!
He’s okay.
“boi yoi yoing!”
This fella is the living embodiment
of the sound effect
“boi-yoi-yoing”.
He is Boi-Yoi-Yoing Man.
And Boi-Yoi-Yoing Man is havin’ a good time.
He’s really just hugging that tree,
swaying gently in the wind.
I think he’s having a nap.
Here’s another palm tree.
This one's got more bush on it,
so this guy’s giving the bush
a trim. Oh gee whiz,
his chainsaw’s on fire. That’s okay.
He’s a professional. He gets the firey stump
off
and everything’s all good.
This happens
when you play with a furry unmaintained bush.
It can sometimes just light up
because of friction.
Ohhhhh shit that fire’s coming back up.
It’s coming back up.
Now the whole tree’s on fire.
Definitely on fire. Let’s get down.
Let’s go down. This bloke’s very calm,
considering he’s on a flaming
bushy tree.
He would surely be wishing that he was Boi-Yoi-Yoing Man.
That he got this job,
playing with a nice,
long, thin, clean-shaven,
headless…
Tree. This is getting all a bit phallic
this tree lopping video. My apologies.
This is interesting.
This DIY dickhead wants to un-lop his tree.
He regrets the lop.
But the tree is like
“it’s too late, you already lopped me,
so I am gonna lop your house.”
There it is!
Oh wow. This tree runs a house lopping business.
[Ozzy Man making slingshot sounds]
Ha ha yes!
Well done Sling Shot King.
This is fantastic.
And the tree seems dead,
soooo no worries,
it’s not like we’re getting any carbon capture from it
anyway. Choppy Choppy Choppy
Choppy Choppy Choppy. Spinny.
Choppy Choppy HA HA!
Thanks again for watching.
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Smoosh it. Smoosh it like a fallen tree,
smooshing a garage.
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Cheers!