How Paranormal Activity Should Have Ended
Mika, Mika, Mikaaa!!!
Ok, Katy, It's time to go. I packed the car. Come on, let's go. Let's just get outta here.
Let's leave right now. Come on, it's time to go.
I think it's better if we stay.
What?? What are you talking about?
Come on, this is insane! Let's get outta here.
I think we'll be ok now.
Whoa, did you??
Did you just speak in two voices at once??
Nope.
Yes, you did! Oh my gosh.
Are you smiling??
Ok well you are clearly possessed and that is just way too much baggage for me to deal with,
so uh, I'm out.
Alright? Ok. Goodbye forever!!
Goodbye!
Do you see this??
Hunter is literally floating out of his crib.
Oh my gosh. This footage is so revealing. I.. can't believe we didn't look at it before.
What are we gonna do??
I need to make a phone call.
I can't believe we almost channeled that thing into another family member!
I know.
So.. I hate to do this. But...
we're gonna have to break up.
Whaatttt? Why??
Well, you're daughters like to hang out with this Toby demon that picks 'em up by the hair
and throws 'em around
He also scratched my friend. I just--
I just-- I just don't feel like this is gonna end well for me.
Look, we can all just go move in with my witch mom and her witch friends.
There's even a twin bed we can share.
Ha! Move in with your witch mom and demon befriending daughters...
when we've only been together a few months.
Yea, that sounds great!
I'll uh-- I'll start packing the car right now, ok?
I'm never coming back to this crazy family!
Ahhhh (car driving away)
Mom! Toby won't let go of my hair!!
Who cares, Katy??
Your imaginary friend made me lose another man!
You're a bad mom.
Boo!!! Hahahahha
My name's Toby.