If we're in a movie, this is what we would be cast as.
As like the only Asians in the movie just the cats going...
Token minorities. [Laughs]
Welcome to Tall Girl 2 Fast 2 Furious.
This is the sequel to Ellias's favorite movie of all time.
We watched the first movie on his channel.
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- Too much trauma.
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Now let's go ahead and watch Tall Girl 2 Fast 2 Furious.
"I was constantly bullied for being tall."
"How's the weather up there?"
"Nice sweatpants, Sasquatch."
"It felt like a curse."
[Laughs]
- Stupid. - Nice sweatpants you big bitch.
"She's, uh, secretly in love with me."
"What?"
- Wha... What?! - Wha... What?!
"He was the one who gave me the confidence to stand up for myself"
"with the sweetest gift."
"After that, I owned my height."
She owned her height because he gave her a pair of shoes. [Laughs]
She cosplayed as Thomas Jefferson.
It's giving me the Declaration of Independence.
It just goes to show you that once you have the validation of a man
you can be confident and believe in yourself.
Oh my god, he's still carrying the milk crate.
[Laughs]
- It finally fucking broke.
What if it broke and he actually sliced off his legs and he became even shorter?
The way they're trying to be the new Tom Holland and Zendaya,
it ain't cutting it for me.
"I need to know where you got that top now."
Me too. - I need to know where you got that top now.
- Hey, he and I have similar hair.
Hey, you could have been the guy on this movie.
- No way. I would have never...
I would be on a Netflix movie no matter how shitty it is.
I would get my coin.
I could definitely be the token minority best friend.
"You gotta believe in yourself Jodie!"
See? We have the same kind of acting.
He's attractive.
The other love interest and all these teen movies
are always more ethnic than the main guy and always more attractive.
But they never get the girl in the end.
To All the Boys, The Kissing Booth...
"I'm a fan of your work too."
"- My work? - Yeah."
"So go ahead and... and keep calling me names."
"Keep making fun of me. Keep asking me,
'How's the weather up there?' Because the weather up here is great."
You're doing so well when you're just staying quiet.
But that's how it is for all men.
You know, they're more attractive when they keep their mouth shut.
"Try to relax..."
"because you don't stand a chance."
She really told her. - Such a menace.
I just know the whole fucking conflict of this movie.
She's gonna get the lead part and in the she's gonna crush it.
No, I think she will be the lead,
but her whole conflict is that she doesn't feel confident enough.
And so she's like, "Oh my God, what if I can't do it?"
"What would you say to people who don't think that being tall is a real problem?"
"Getting a terminal illness, being homeless,"
"not knowing where your next meal is coming from..."
"Those are real problems."
"But you seem to have so much going for you."
"What do you have to complain about?"
This movie is getting so aware.
She literally asked all the right questions that we've been asking.
Dude, that backyard is beautiful. - They're fucking rich.
Her biggest problem is literally that she's tall.
Like that's her biggest problem that she's...
- Look at her loving family, she's blonde and pretty.
Literally in a love triangle with two conventionally attractive dudes.
Man, I wish I had her problems.
She has such a nice life.
"Okay, this is my chance to prove to myself"
"and everyone else that I have more to offer this world..."
"That I'm more than just shiny hair and perfectly exfoliated skin."
And her biggest problem is that she's too pretty
so people just think that all she is that she's pretty.
"Oh my god, I got the lead! Oh!"
"The spring musical."
"The director just texted me, and I'm playing Kim in Bye Bye Birdie."
"- What? - What?"
"Look at my girls! Both headed for greatness."
Wow, the way I could never relate. - Oh my god.
- They're like, 'You're only a lead on a spring musical?
That's not enough.'
[Laughs]
"Oh! We're gonna throw you a huge party for opening night."
"No, please. No party."
"- Yes. You are getting a party! - Yes."
"- Party! Party! Party! - No. No..."
It's so wild how there are some people, they get a very minor accomplishment
and everyone throws a whole fucking parade for them.
"And whatever this fine couple wants. It's on me."
"Toppings are included."
"... what's she, like, six-two, six-three?"
"- Rude. - No."
"No, no, no, rude. You know what? Excuse me."
"Hold on. No more toppings for you."
Oh my god, what a man.
He said no more toppings. - No more toppings.
"... also three months ago, you could barely speak in front of a crowd."
"But now you're going to be performing in front of the whole school."
"I mean, as the star of the show. A night that will change your whole life."
Who would have thought that me a tall pretty blonde girl could be a main character?
I wish they had cast a different guy to be the short guy
because I feel like his face looks too young for her.
Like she just looks like she's dating a 12 year old.
"You don't deserve this part."
"You got lucky."
"You think you can actually pull this off?"
I knew it. Impostor syndrome.
Well, imposter syndrome is a valid thing a lot of people experience.
- Yes, but like for the entirety of this movie?
This is what happens when you literally have everything made in your life.
You have to like make up problems in your head.
"You cast Jodie as the lead and me as her understudy?"
"I'm tired of this bitch."
"There are no small parts, Kimmy, just small actors."
"Well, that's nice to know. 'Cause one thing Jodie definitely is not is a small actor!"
- You know what they're missing from this whole movie?
- What? - The Disney fucking logo.
Oh, yeah. - At the bottom corner.
"Oh, this isn't over. I'm just getting started."
"All we have to do is humiliate Jodie so badly on the first day of rehearsal
that she drops out."
"For instance, I'm just pitching,"
"you slip NyQuil into one of the smoothies Dunkleman makes her so she passes out."
"Bye bye Jodie."
This bitch is gonna like, kill Jodie.
She's gonna assassinate her.
- I mean, I would rather see that than the entirety of this movie.
"Ever since we lost Liz, I just..."
"I... I can't stop thinking about how fragile life is."
Who the fuck is Liz? - Who is Liz?
"I just can't believe that you invited Stig out today with us."
"He didn't get a part in the show. He's been really down,"
"and, I don't know, he has no one to hang out with, so..."
I like how even the movie doesn't know what to do with him. [Laughs]
Like, "What do we do to this guy?"
"Uhh, we just let him tag along with us."
"That shirt is sick."
"... my best friend Fareeda designed it."
"... and she's amazing."
- Probably they'll stick him with the best friend.
Oh, he can model for her clothes.
"- Can you bring me a few of these? - You mean, to sell?"
"Yeah."
I wish my life was that easy.
Like things just get handed to me that easily.
"Here you go. It's three water bottles."
"You can put those anywhere."
"Some throat coat tea,"
"and a kettle to warm up the water for the throat coat tea,"
"Some lozenges... And a snack. I know you like to snack."
"I got you a pitch pipe..."
- God, is he seriously giving her all this shit. Stop.
He's being a caring boyfriend.
- Literally, he's giving her all this shit to carry.
I would have been like, "No, bitch."
Yeah. - Just put it all in the bag.
I would've been like why can't you carry this shit for me?
- He's literally given her the fucking kettle.
"I just want you to have a good first rehearsal,"
"and I'll just... I'll be... hangin' out until you're done."
He literally has no identity outside of her.
He does not. - I don't see the chemistry.
That's what I'm saying.
There's no chemistry between them.
He looks like a fucking 12 year old next to her.
They need to cast like a different actor who can still be short
but like cute, you know.
- Man that's embarrassing.
Carrying all this shit. Just put it on the table.
He has a nice smile but I don't trust men who know that they're good looking
because it gives them like an ego.
Imagine if she fucking like, whacked somebody in the face.
Not you manifesting this.
"Sorry. Sorry."
Oh my god, girl, you are a mess.
Oh! Oh no!
Oh no. - Oh no.
"Aah! Asparagus!"
Aah! Aah! Asparagus! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! [Laughs]
Asparagus! Ahh! Ahh!
"Ahh! Oh no!"
Oh no. Asparagus! - Guys, we're done. We're done.
"It's a turducken, Dad. Yeah, I ruined it."
Yeah, I ruined it.
- How much longer do we have on this?
We're not even halfway through. Are you fucking kidding me?!
Oh no.
We've only watched what, 20 minutes?
"Before we eat, I'd like to make a toast."
"I just want to say how happy I am to be sitting here with you tonight."
"And to watch you face your fears"
"and chase this big dream of performing in front of people is truly inspiring."
I would literally rather be single than date him no matter how supportive he is of me.
I would rather die alone and suffer. [Laughs]
"A dream that you know will never happen."
"Once you bomb, he'll say, "Bye Bye Jodie...""
"So enjoy tonight, because there won't be a four-month anniversary."
- Oh my god girl chill.
What if she just has schizophrenia?
- That would be a plot twist. - Mmmm.
- Okay, what did he have to choose him or Hardin [from After]?
That's really hard because I feel like Hardin would literally make my life worse
but I would be so fucking annoyed by this dude.
Who would you choose? - Hardin.
But he would literally make your life worse.
- I mean the sex would be much better, I feel like.
He would see you talk to any other guy and he would have a meltdown.
This guy, I think at least you can ignore him.
- I don't think we'll be compatible in any way.
Well, duh. But you're not gonna be compatible either or.
This one at least like I can just ignore him. - Nah, I still choose Hardin.
I think I could like, I could kick his ass.
And stuff him in his milk crate.
"... you're like Miss Popular now at school."
"... why would the star of the spring musical have any time for little old Dunks anymore?"
Oh, god, he's making it about himself.
"Am I a burden to you? That's what it feels like."
No, you're just really fucking annoying.
"Do you know how many candles I lit for this? This was a big deal."
"I've actually lost my appetite, so..."
"I'm gonna go."
I would say I'm going to the bathroom.
But I would tip over the handles and then burn him alive in the house.
"Explain to me again why you can't crack first?"
"Because I've been chasing her my entire life."
"If I just hold my ground, I can win this fight."
Oh, see, they're giving each other the silent treatment.
I would date him so then we could get into a fight
and then he doesn't talk to me ever because I would never want to talk to him.
"- Surprise! - Oh my..."
"- What? - Aaaah!"
"Everyone, this is Stella."
Ohh, he has a sister. - Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's another tall girl.
Maybe if there's another tall girl,
Jodie will finally try to get another personality outside of being tall.
"Looks like there's a new tall girl in town."
"And she just drove off with your boyfriend..."
"Sorry, ex-boyfriend."
Imagine being upset over a little beansprout of a man.
"I have so many questions. Question one. Do you want it to happen again?"
"I don't know."
"Question two. Does that mean you want to get back together with Dunk?"
"I don't know."
Bitch, what don't you know?
Another issue with this character is that she's not like an active character.
She is just like, uncertain the entire time.
She's just like, "Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I'm nervous. Blah blah."
Like she doesn't do anything.
"They discounted your shirts by 20%?"
"Which is embarrassing enough."
"If I'm goofing around at the piano, yeah, I can hold a tune."
"But the second I have to do it in front of other people..."
"Zhoop! I freeze."
I'm kind of more invested in like them helping out each other
than the other... - They'll probably be together at the end probably.
At least they're more likeable.
"The camera she bought me when I was 15."
"You know what? Maybe Jodie wasn't supposed to be my destiny."
"Maybe this was the path I was supposed to go down."
"Let's shoot."
- What the fuck was that?
This is so random.
How did we get into a photography montage?
"What do I say?"
"Let's improv. I'll be Dunkleman. And you be you."
"I know that you're probably really, really upset with me..."
"Of course I'm upset."
"Did the last three months mean nothing to you?"
"Wait, they've only been dating for three months?"
Yeah, it's not that serious. - Oh my god.
But then again, they've been like friends for a really long time.
"I make you smoothies every day, Jodie!"
"- I know. No. - I stood on crates! You're a monster!"
Here's the thing though, he did all those things.
But nobody asked him to do those things.
"We don't have to rush into anything, okay?"
"I just... I just wanna get to know you better."
The thing about the other love interests in these movies though,
is that they never have any personality.
Like they're always like too perfect. - Aside from pursuing the...
Yeah. - Who's in a relationship with another dude.
But they really have nothing going on for them.
And they're always very pleasant and easygoing and nice to get along with
but like, people aren't like that all the time though.
"So, my dad lives in Arizona, and he has never seen me in a show."
"Every year, he says he'll try to make it out for one, and I believe him,"
"but he never comes, just sends a postcard."
Who is this bitch?
"This is the year I stop believing."
[Yawns]
My boyfriend and I just broke up.
"He gave me these."
"It's probably one of the sweetest things anyone has ever done for me."
- Girl, I would return that shit. Get his money back.
Dude, at least sell them.
Not this fucking flashback.
Not this fucking milk crate kiss.
"- Wait, no, no, no, no. - Hey!"
"- No! I don't want to move on. - That's not safe."
Why does this bitch care all of a sudden?
- They're heels. [Laughs]
Not the heels.
This is supposed to be her redemption arc, but why?
You can tell she's a nice girl now because she tied her hair back.
"Yeah! Make a wish."
"- Yeah! - Whoo!"
"Next up on stage, please welcome Fareeda and Stig."
"- What did you do? - I signed us up for a song."
Oh, they're gonna have their moment.
I think they're cute. - Yeah.
Aww, I think they're cute.
- Parents like, he can sing? All right, let's go white boy.
[Laughs] Yeah.
[Laughing]
- Lets go.
If we're in a movie, this is what we would be cast as.
As like the only Asians in the movie,
just the cast going. - Token minorities. [Laughs]
Man I'm jealous of other people who can sing.
Dude, I wish I could sing.
If I new how to sing, I would never shut up.
"- Can I put these in your trunk? - Sure. No, wait!"
"Those are my shirts."
"You bought them all?"
"You were losing confidence in yourself."
"I... I thought this might help give some of it back."
Mmm. I get it but that was not the way to go.
But that also means he got money.
Dude, their kids had way more chemistry than the main girl and guy.
"That was very bad."
"I just broke girl code."
"I can't kiss a guy my best friend used to like."
Oh, I totally forgot about that.
Girl, your best friend is juggling all sorts of guys right now.
- She's not even here.
It's not like you kiss the short guy.
"Looks like Dunk's still living his best life, and you're still living your worst."
How she living her worst life?
She literally has everything.
And now she's just making shit up in her head.
"... anyone, for that matter, is gonna want anything to do with me, so I just...
Oh my God, she's having a panic attack.
Girl, you gotta chill.
But then again, there are lots of people who like deal with anxiety
and they freak out over things like that.
Even though it's not even like that serious.
"I'm so sorry that I'm the screwed-up daughter."
"You're perfect as you are."
"anxiety attacks are really common."
"Especially with parents like us."
- Uhh, yeah, I would get so much anxiety by the way you taught and educated her.
Oh my God, tall and anxiety representation.
Oh, hell no. Hell no. Can you imagine turning around?
And you see that fucking face?
"Except she says it can't go anywhere because of girl code."
"If... If that's what she wants, then you have to respect that."
- Eat your own words, buddy.
Yeah, funny how you say that shit.
But you can't even do that with Jodie.
"I know. And it's okay."
Yeah, she literally doesn't give a shit.
Here we fucking go.
"I've just been hearing that maybe I'm not good enough,"
"or maybe I'm just not ready to do this sort of thing yet."
"Well, whoever's saying that is wrong. They don't know you like I know you."
- So you don't think I know myself better than you do?
Hmm. You calling me a liar?
How do you deal with your voice? - Shut the fuck up bitch.
You tell that to your imposter syndrome voice?
- And then I tell myself the things I am good at.
Like what, sucking dick?
I deal with imposter syndrome by literally not doing anything.
I just let it sit with me.
"Wow, a packed house..."
"You're about to humiliate yourself in front of all the people you care about."
Girl, It's a school play.
It's not that serious.
- So it's movies like, half-tall girl, half musical.
Dude, they got a fog machine at the school?
- The way I'm feeling nothing.
Me too. That was the most passionless kiss ever.
Where is this? - Their backyard?
That's so wild. She truly does have it all.
When you have a lot of good things going on in your life,
you have to make up problems.
It's like how white people try to figure out ways to like be oppressed,
it's the same thing.
We did it. We finished Tall Girl - 2 Fast 2 Furious, too much anxiety.
This one felt like it was cringier,
but I like the side plot of the tall Swedish guy with the short girl.
I thought they were cute. - [Yawns]
Well. - That's fucking Tall Girl 2.
Yes. - Let's hope that's the end of that forever.
If anyone hasn't seen our first reaction to the first Tall Girl movie,
that's in Ellias' channel. - Which is even worse than this movie.
Yeah, Ellias has suffered a lot
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so that at least this is worth it.
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Bye!
[Outro song: Not Gonna Wake Up - Mindme]