(upbeat party music)
- I think we should stop and ask for directions, Boyfriend.
- No way, Girlfriend!
Monsters definitely around here somewhere.
- Wow, oh, what?
Whoa, what, who, who are you?
- Oh, there he is!
- Oh dear, did someone decapitate him?
- Uh, false alarm.
It's not monster.
Just some Jerry Attricks citrus fruit.
- What?
- Come on, Boyfriend.
We've clearly wandered into a kitchen by accident.
Let's just stop
and ask the next person we see for directions.
- Hey, Mike! Hey!
- Is, is he talking to me?
(jumping boing)
- I wasn't talking to you,
I was talking to "Mic", here. (laughs insanely)
(Girlfriend giggles)
- Hey, give that back!
- Excuse me, sir?
We got lost on the way to our next rap battle.
Where, exactly, are we?
- You don't know?
Oh, you're under there.
- Under where?
(laughs) Made you say underwear!
(Girlfriend laughs)
(Boyfriend grunts)
- Let's go. This guy's annoying.
- I don't know.
I think he's kind of funny.
- She's right!
That's why everyone calls me, the Funny Orange. (laughs)
But, jokes aside (farts loudly)
(laughs) if you're tryin' to get back to the city,
the exit door is that way.
- Which way?
- Oh, forgot, you can't see where I'm pointing
'cause I don't have any arms. (laughs)
(Girlfriend laughs)
- Bah! Girlfriend?
Don't laugh!
That was an awful joke.
I dunno, Boyfriend, I thought it was okay.
- She's right!
That's why everyone calls me, the Okay Orange! (laughs)
- Yeah, well they should call you,
the About to get Beat at a Rap Battle Orange.
- Whoa!
- Boyfriend's really acting like boy-enemy all of a sudden.
(laughs)
(Girlfriend laughs)
- Hey!
- Sorry!
- I'm serious, man.
You and me, rap battle, right here, right now.
If I win, you tell us how to get back to the city, ASAP,
so I can continue my musical quest.
- And what if I win?
- (scoffs) I wouldn't worry too much about that.
- One, two, three, go!
♪ You got no hands, no nose, not feet ♪
♪ Just like you've got no chance of beating me. ♪
♪ Yeah, but I got something that is pretty neat ♪
♪ Entire crate here of TNT ♪
♪ Oh snap I didn't know ♪
♪ Orange is nuts like, whoa ♪
♪ Girlfriend yeah we should go ♪
♪ This place is 'bout to blow ♪
♪ Aw, stick around and flow ♪
♪ Speaking of 'bout to blow ♪
♪ Lucky you have no nose ♪
♪ I just had a chili bowl ♪
(farts)
♪ Girlfriend go try to find if there's some way ♪
♪ To get out of here ♪
♪ I just inhaled a lethal dose of what came out of his rear ♪
♪ Hey as long as you are here ♪
♪ We should have a little fun ♪
♪ I just got this exciting book of a 1,001 rapping puns ♪
♪ No thanks, got no funkin' time ♪
♪ You sure kid ♪
♪ Some even rhyme ♪
♪ Girlfriend please, what did you find ♪
♪ Bad news ♪
♪ No exit sign ♪
♪ Well then I guess we're stuck ♪
♪ Too bad this ain't great luck ♪
♪ But oh well what the funk ♪
♪ I'll battle this annoying punk ♪
♪ Hey, don't call me that ♪
♪ I'm not annoying ♪
♪ I'm an orange ♪
♪ And I've got plenty of rhymes ♪
♪ Splorange, blorange, door hinge ♪
♪ Very clever but that won't ♪
- No! Door hinge!
(door slams open)
- [Boyfriend] Huh?
(Boyfriend shrieks)
- Oh, there's the exit.
Or should I say, "egg-xit?" (laughs)
(Orange laughs)
- What can I say?
It's always in the last place you "cook." (laughs)
(Boyfriend shrieks)
- Come on, Girlfriend.
We are out of here!
- Nah, you go on without me.
- What? You're staying here?
- You heard the lady.
Maybe you shouldn't of been so "short" with her. (laughs)
(Girlfriend laughs)
- Har, har, jokes on you, dude.
Girlfriend actually likes short guys.
- True, but not that short.
- Gah! Fine!
I'm headed off to the city. Alone!
- Have fun.
Maybe you can get a job as a man-hole cover.
(Girlfriend and Orange laugh)
(Boyfriend wails)
(funky hip-hop music)