All right.
Happy day. Sal's today's big loser.
Yeah, so, today we've invaded the coworking space Jointure,
and you'll be playing a delivery guy.
It's lunchtime, buddy. Uh-huh.
You're gonna be delivering people's lunches.
Gratuity is not included,
and no tip you get's gonna be good enough.
-So... -I have to tell them that.
-Yeah. -All right.
I have experience as a delivery person, but not as an asshole.
[ Laughter ]
-It's delivery time. -There he is.
Hi. I'm the delivery guy.
I have a vest, bicycle helmet, hat.
I have the cut-off gloves.
Joe: All right, Sal, so, everybody's lunches
are in this big bag here.
You're gonna go one by one and deliver the lunches.
-That's it. -The tip is not enough.
No matter what it is.
I'm sweating, and -- and my stomach is in knots.
-Here we go! -Picking up for...?
-Uh, Pat. -Yes, yes, yes.
He's young. He's not going to tip well, Sal.
Pat. Here you go. Appreciate that.
-Uh... -Okay.
Uh...
It's just...
The gratuity. This is gratuity, then?
Oh, so this -- this is a tip?
-Oh, I understand. -"Is there more?"
And it's all here, the tip?
-Yeah. -Count it, Sal. Count it.
One, two...
-"I'm glad you said it." -I'm glad you said it.
I -- I -- It depends on the decade. It's, uh...
-Ohh! -Ohh!
All right.
Don't you mean a bike accident?
-Hey. -Oh, it's a double-header.
-Uh, this is Francesco. -Yep.
-And then Emily. -Thank you.
Joe: "So, gratuity was not included."
And then -- So, gratuity was not included.
-Oh. -Go.
Let's just, uh -- Oh, thank you s--
-Whoa, whoa. -Ohh!
Oh. Okay. Yeah. Thank you.
So this is -- okay.
[ Laughter ]
Start bad-mouthing the tip you got from her.
She only hit me with two. [ Chuckles ]
-$2? -She hit me with the two.
How much do I -- I mean, here.
-$5? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-"Three better than her." -Thank you.
Three better than she did.
-Hey. Let's do it. -Ohh!
-Keep it going, Sal! -Thank you! Thank you!
Get another dollar bill! Get that other dollar bill!
-"Looks like you can do seven." -Yeah.
Hit me with -- Hit me -- Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, Sal!
Thanks. Thank you, sir.
"If you -- if you see Emily back there,
let her know how much you tipped me."
If you see Emily back there, let her know how much you tipped me.
-I'll tell her. -Taking care of me.
[ Laughter ]
I've got a stomachache out here.
We need you to turn it up just a little bit more.
Joe: Let's try to be a little more direct.
-Here we are. -Here we go!
Hello. Are you Ella?
-Yeah. -All right. Here you go.
-Thank you. -This tip's not enough, buddy.
-Let's be blunt. -Thank you.
-This is a terrible tip. -Is it?
Yeah. It's -- It's okay. You know, it is what it is.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God! -Thank you.
-Ohh! -Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God! -Geez!
She was very, very sweet and polite.
-Yeah. -You weren't.
-Here we go. -Here we are.
Hi. How are you? Picking up for...?
Gotcha.
♪♪
-Thank you. Uh, Leon. -Yeah?
"This tip is shit."
This tip is shit.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Hm.
Joe: What are you doing?!
Hm.
[ Laughter ]
Q: It's so uncomfortable.
Hm?
Joe: He forgot his card, and he can't get in! It's locked!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God. It's so weird.
You got a key-card -- key-card issue?
Oh. Oh, gotcha.
"Did you leave the key card with the rest of the tip?"
So the key card's probably with the rest of the tip?
[ Laughter ]
Q: That's it, bud.
Murr: He's -- He's fleeing the building.
Joe: You can go.
He's leaving his bag. He's leaving his bag.