KIM JONG-UN'S HALF-BROTHER HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED IN MALAYSIA.
INITIAL REPORTS OF THE ASSASSINATION INDICATE THAT
KIM JONG-NAM WHICH IS HIS NAME WAS ATTACKED BY TWO
UNIDENTIFIED WOMEN WHO STABBED HIM WITH POISONED NEEDLES
AT A MALAYSIAN AIRPORT BEFORE FLEEING.
THAT IS ACCORDING TO CABLE TV BROADCASTER TV CHOSON.
TO GIVE YOU SOME BACKGROUND ON HIM, HE IS KIM JONG-UN'S
HALF BROTHER.
APPARENTLY KIM JONG-IL HAD A MISTRESS, NORTH KOREA
ACTRESS AND SHE GOT PREGNANT WITH KIM JONG-NAM.
SINCE THAT WAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSIAL, KIM JONG-NAM
DID NOT GROW UP IN NORTH KOREA.
HE ACTUALLY WENT TO GROW UP IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY.
HE WAS ACTUALLY EXPECTED TO TAKE THE PLACE OF KIM JONG-IL AFTER
HE PASSED AWAY BUT THE REASON WHY THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IS
BECAUSE BACK IN 2001,
NAM GOT CAUGHT TRYING TO ENTER JAPAN WITH A FAKE PASSPORT.
IT WAS A PASSPORT FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WHICH I
FIND FASCINATING.
HE SAID HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GO TO THE TOKYO DISNEYLAND WITH HIS
SON AND SO AFTER THAT HAPPENED, KIM JONG-IL IS LIKE NO.
IT'S ALL ABOUT KIM JONG-IL AND NOW, HE WILL TAKE MY PLACE.
HIS DAD WAS LIKE THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M PUTTING YOU IN AND INSTEAD.
GOOD NIGHT, NAM.
THIS GUY DIED, LETíS TAKE THIS A LITTLE SERIOUSLY.
FOR SO HOW DID THEY KILL HIM?
APPARENTLY TWO WOMEN CAME UP TO THEM AT THE AIRPORT AND
USED POISONED NEEDLES.
ITíS SO SCARY.
THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.
HE IS LIKE WHAT AND THEN DEAD.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOW QUICK IT HAPPENED, AND I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY MAKE THIS NOISE WHILE STOPPING HIM, BUT
NORTH KOREAN DICTATORS ARE CRAZY, DOG.
I HAVE A PREDICTION ABOUT THIS IN THE SECOND, BUT LET'S ALSO
NOTE HOW CULTURE MATTERS AND SO, PEOPLE FIND ME A LITTLE
JINGOISTIC AND HOW MUCH I LOVE AMERICAN CULTURE BUT
THERE'S NOTHING DISNEYLAND CAN'T DEFEAT.
VIETNAM, WE BOMBED AND BOMBED AND BOMBED WE COULDN'T BREAK
THE SPIRIT.
THEN WE PUT A COUPLE OF MCDONALD'S AND SOME LEVIíS STORES
THERE AND ALL THE SUDDEN VIETNAM IS MORE CAPITALIST THAN WE ARE.
THEY ARE TECHNICALLY STILL COMMUNIST, RIGHT?
BUT THEY HAVE BUSINESS AFTER BUSINESS, CAPITALIST AFTER
CAPITALIST.
THAT WE PUT DISNEYLAND IN TOKYO AND IT'S SO CLOSE TO NORTH
KOREA, SO ENTICING.
OH, MICKEY.
MICKEY, YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND.
HEY MICKEY.
BUT IT'S SO TRUE.
THE ALLURE OF DISNEYLAND, IT'S IRRESISTIBLE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE.
IT'S AMAZING TO ME.
PEOPLE LOVE DISNEYLAND.
OF ALL AGES, OF ALL SHAPES AND COLORS.
HE BASICALLY COULD'VE BEEN THE KING OF A COUNTRY BUT
MICKEY MOUSE WAS CALLING TO HIM.
AND HE GAVE ALL OF THAT UP AND AT THE END HE GOT KILLED.
ALL BECAUSE HE JUST WANTED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND SO BAD.
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MORE INFO ON THIS GUY, BECAUSE
IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT HE ATTEMPTED TO
GO TO DISNEYLAND WITH A FAKE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC PASSPORT.
HE WAS VERY OUTSPOKEN AGAINST KIM JONG.
HE BELIEVED HE WAS TOO YOUNG AND ILL PREPARED TO TAKE THE
POSITION THAT HE HAS.
HE ALSO HAS SPOKEN OUT PUBLICLY AGAINST THE HUMAN RIGHT
ABUSES IN NORTH KOREA.
SO I THINK THAT THAT HAS MORE TO DO WITH IT THEN HIM COMING
TO TRY TO TAKE HIS SON TO DISNEYLAND IN 2001.
HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES, GROUPS.
YOUR GONE OR IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT
NORTH KOREA.
NOW MY PREDICTION.
KIM JONG-IL AND HAS BEEN GOING AROUND KILLING FAMILY
MEMBER AFTER FAMILY MEMBER.
KILLING OLD GIRLFRIENDS, ANYONE AROUND HIM, WATCH OUT.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE HE IS COMING TO GET YOU.
IF YOU DO THAT AND YOU ELIMINATE ENOUGH ALLIES AND PEOPLE
WHO ARE CLOSE TO YOU, IT IS GREATLY DESTABILIZING.
THEY CALL THEM THE KRISTA FONT RULE AND IF YOU WATCH THE
SOPRANOS ALL THE WAY TO THE END, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE.
YEAH, DON'T SPOIL IT.
IN THIS CASE, YES, IT'S HIS HALF-BROTHER BUT HE NEVER LIKED
THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE AND HE WAS A THREAT TO HIS ROLE AND HE
IS GETTING ON HIS CASE SO HE WAS GOING TO KILL HIM EITHER WAY.
BUT, HE HAS DONE THIS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY CLOSE
TO HIM.
AT SOME POINT YOU LOOK AROUND AND THERE IS NOBODY LEFT.
IF HE KEEPS GOING IN THIS DIRECTION, THERE'S A VERY
GOOD CHANCE THAT KIM JONG-IL GETS TO POST.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AGAINST OPPOSED?
NO IDEA.
HE COULD BE GREAT NEWS AND THEY COULD OPEN UP TO THE WEST AND
MAYBE SOME NORTH KOREAN GENERAL IS LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING, MAN?
WAS JUST OPEN UP TO SOUTH KOREA, LET ALONE THE US AND JAPAN.
SOUTH KOREA IS SO RICH.
IF WE SELL THIS GUY OUT, THEY WILL GIVE US TENS OF
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND WE WILL GET THE PREVIOUS PEOPLE AND
WE WON'T GET ASSASSINATED TOMORROW BECAUSE HE IS
ASSASSINATING EVERYONE NEAR HIM.
OR, A NEW DICTATOR CAN RISE AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
THAT ONE IS HARDER TO KNOW, BUT IF HE KEEPS GOING LIKE
THIS, KIM JONG-IL AND, HE WILL GET THE POST.
I DON'T KNOW IF I AGREE WITH YOU, IT DEPENDS ON HOW MANY
PEOPLE HE DOES THIS TO.
HIS HALF BROTHER MALAYSIA IS
NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY IMPACT ON HIS RULE IN NORTH KOREA.
WRONG, IT WILL.
IíM TELLING YOU, PART OF WHAT HAPPENS IS
EVERYBODY GETS SO PARANOID AND IT IS LIKE THE KELLYANNE CONWAY
CLIP WE SHOULD BEFORE THAT TRUMPET IS SO RANDOM THAT THE
EXPERIMENT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THEY WILL HAVE THIS ELECTRIC
CAGING, I'M DOING A TERRIBLE JOB AT SPLITTING THIS, THEY
WILL PUT MICE IN THE CAGE.
THE BOTTOM OF THE CAGES WIRED AND IF THEY DO THE ZAPPING
IN A PATTERN, THE MICE WILL FIGURE IT OUT AND ABLE
ADJUST AND THEY WON'T GET ZAPPED.
IF THEY DO A RANDOMLY, THE MICE WILL TRY TO FIGURE OUT THE
PATTERN, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO, AND EVENTUALLY THEY WILL
JUST IT THERE AND TAKE IT AND KEEP GETTING ZAPPED AND
ZAPPED AND ZAPPED.
WHAT HAPPENS IN CASES LIKE THIS IS IF HE IS KILLING
EVERYONE RANDOMLY OR IT APPEARS RANDOM ENOUGH OR WORSE YET,
IF YOU ARE NEAR HIM, YOU GET KILLED, THEN THE PEOPLE WHO
ARE ABOUT GET KILLED GO I FIGURED OUT THE PATTERN.
BEFORE I GO, I HAVE TO TAKE HIM OUT THAT IT HAS THE REVERSE
EFFECT OF WHAT HE IS GOING FOR.
SO WE WILL SEE.
IF I WAS KIM JONG-IL AND, I WOULD WATCH MY OWN ASS FOR
A LITTLE BIT.