but up bop-bop finger-licking good let's
talk about that today we rushing in
another cavalcade of mythicality for you
will be getting pies in the face Rhett's
made some inspirational posters and I'm
told we're gonna hear our horoscope
first let's kick things off with some
fast food now every fast-food restaurant
has that one iconic item that it's
universally recognized for McDonald's as
Big Mac Burger King has the whopper and
Arby's has relatively clean public
restrooms so that got us thinking what
would happen if there were no walls
between fast-food restaurants and they
all played happily together and you can
mix and match and mate any combination
of fast food items that you wanted in
order to create the ultimate fast-food
experience that's what we're about to do
is the ultimate fast-food remix okay so
what we have done is we've gone out to
some of our favorite fast-food places
gotten some of our favorite fast food
items we're going to take our favorite
parts from each one of them and combine
them into super fast food items let's
get started the big first up let's make
a super burger shall we yeah I'm pretty
much gonna say that the most iconic
burger in the world is the Big Mac just
say it don't pretty much say it Jimmy
got it it is the most iconic burger in
the world city there's a there's a lot
to love about it but I'm gonna say that
whoo sorry that the best burgers and
potentially bun of any burger joint is
shake that we have determined this they
have like a nice steamed soft bun and
the meat is absolutely incredible so I
want you to look at these two separately
and we're about to mate them together
the less you could use the word mate
it's better for me person gonna be weird
so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take
the top bun throw that away I'm gonna
take this beef patty I'm gonna take that
away I'm gonna save the middle bun
because Shake Shack ain't gonna
and a Big Mac has got to have a middle
bun and get as much of the special sauce
and toppings as you can because we want
to retain the toppings that make Big Mac
the Big Macs of the lettuce the pickles
the special sauce this is a gator damn
spatula of course it is you know what
you want to do you want to put that on
the bottom bun of the Shake Shack burger
I can put it I'm keeping the middle bone
so I can put it right there don't put it
on don't put it down that cuz you want
to know each side of the middle button
you see what I'm saying
I said this is my new top rule and see
how the Shake Shack bun sticks together
it's not for all one that is a beautiful
thing it's got a hand you're gonna have
to break the hinge though cuz it's gotta
open up and let them the McDonald's bun
into it that's what no mating burgers is
all about so I'm getting rid of the
tomatoes open enough letting it in what
I'm gonna do is these are two patties
that are just making me so nervous you
shakin so much I'm so excited
nestled together all right so this is my
middle your middle going so put the
bottom then that goes there and now I'm
gonna scrape all of this back on the top
yeah that works just like Larry would do
you can fold that bottom bun all the way
around I think you got to break the seal
man I don't want to break the hips the
hinge on the top bun only makes it
halfway across the top you got to break
the seal on it okay right okay right
okay you gotta break the hinge it's a
sad moment but I'm gonna throw this on
there I know let's cut this in half and
we have created the big Shaq all right
let's get a cross-section of this thing
oh my goodness Wow look at that look at
that y'all
that is going to be big Shaq good thank
you dink it and then hmm maybe she's
some sort of Burger status that should
be illegal you're gonna see people and
you're gonna be one of them running from
the Shake Shack across the street to the
McDonald's or vice versa
you're just gonna put me with runner and
then we running a rut in the road man
mmm well that's if all shake Shack's are
across the street from McDonald's
Richard they are I don't believe it's
the case Mac and I'll try
okay now in our opinion and this may be
controversial but in our opinion the
best fast food french fries are from
McDonald's okay
so that is the base of this dish which
is gonna be the ultimate fast food
french fries mm-hmm now and if they're
fresh they're really good now some
people may not agree with our semi fresh
but the reason that they're so good is
because they use so many different sinks
in them there's like 15 different
ingredients in them and one of them is
natural beef flavor a lot of people
don't know this they actually flavor
their french fries with beef flavor
which is why if you taste them side by
side with something else you're like big
dogs ones is better that's exactly how I
say it
did the best french fry the topping on
the planet is animal style from in and
out now we put this on an omelet and it
killed and I I don't pass up any
opportunity to eat it again but what
what we're saying ultimately is that
it's the toppings that make it amaze now
a lot of people be like this is
sacrilegious because the French fries
from in-n-out are good well I think the
consensus here in mythical entertainment
is that they're not that good they're
super fresh yes they make them every
single day but the fact that they're
just they're just potatoes just makes
them a little bit boring
they are literally you're literally just
fresh-cut potatoes which I understand
from a purist standpoint that might be
the thing but even right now because
they're a little old or there's been
some time and getting him here the
McDonald's fries are holding up so much
better and incidentally will hold up so
much better for the next couple of years
yeah they will they will never go bad so
I'm just basically just we've not tried
this before right now and it's actually
working pretty well I'm like an
excavator yes and I'm going I'm getting
a double portion well there's still
cheese over here is the probable
blessing like you've got a don't get
those in and out fries in there oh did
that fall in yeah that was my fault
though I'm talking to myself but this
right here is more cheese you got to get
all of that cheese somehow yeah but I
don't want to get the fries I want it I
don't want to adulterate it well it's
like we need this is getting a little
weird
we got a slough it off of the chip gosh
no I think we've done a good thing link
I wish there was a little bit more
cheese but I'm just I'm just gonna and
then I like to eat my in-and-out fries
which now what we have right here
machan out fries it low in with a fork
and come out with a smile it looks like
it went through a die sir
or you just scraped a lot of it with
your with your fork but that's a little
messy but it's real good and the
interesting thing is McDonald's
McDonald's could do this because their
special sauce is basically like they got
cheese espresso sauce it's basically
I'll do the alien dressing they could do
this without that without having to run
a rut across the street to the in and
out right so I think we've improved on
what was thought to be unimprovable
mm-hmm Jack in the chick just backtrack
a little bit to the most important meal
of the day breakfast now here's the
thing jack in the box has this loaded
breakfast sandwich which I'm told is
amazing I haven't had it but a lot of
the mythical crew members love this
thing because it's got sourdough bread
and then there's bacon cheese Canadian
bacon eggs that are cracked and fried in
the restaurant which is unusual there's
like one of the last fast-food places
that actually does that and then a
sausage patty and then another slice of
cheese I really respect the only choices
and then Jack in the Box is made about
this sandwich bookended by even more
sourdough and I do like sourdough bread
but here's the problem a B it can be
improved down south if you're gonna make
a breakfast sandwich of any kind or if
you're gonna even dabble in breakfast
you've got to have a biscuit y'all yeah
so we went over to chick-fil-a and got
ourselves a chicken biscuit now I know
what you're thinking the chicken is the
star at chick-fil-a but let's not forget
about the biscuit they got some good
biscuit and it may be small but it is
mighty so what we're going to do is
we're gonna take the jack-in-the-box
load of breakfast sandwich and make it a
biscuit it's a simple elegant let me
scrape it with a I want to get as much
cheese as possible and and it will
really feel extra loaded because the
biscuits are so tiny I'm losing some
cheese which is gonna be a casualty just
great
a little bit but I can't have a full
casualty leave no cheese behind okay and
then pop on the biscuits flip her over
remove this that one had a bacon
barriers bread didn't take any cheese
with and then bookend it with another
biscuit almost again let's not be
distracted by that cuz I love it cuz
ladies and gentleman this right here is
the Jack in the chick sounds a little
odd I don't question it I don't think
it's perfect yet link you know we'll
make it perfect please set it back down
oh I know making a trip to the KFC for
gravy huh tell me when link never hahaha
go go go go gadget alright and then what
I'm gonna do is I'm a gator done oh
please please do please don't harm a
sandwich I mean it it's like pick it
back up oh you're so excited like a bull
on the KFC man I've seen one of those
actually he's totally at home there cuz
they don't serve be okay but huh known
to dip dip the cross-section into that's
right you got to get a little stamp
action bring this over so stamp of
approval bring it up game kick and have
a nice breakfast hmm that's every food
group right there yeah it is mmm all the
best ones gravy is its own food group
where we come from wow there's a hat
gravy is not a complete meal that is
good that's a good breakfast then you
follow it up with this which I insisted
upon keeping just off camera so I can
keep eating it mmm-hmm we've done a real
good thing today I invite you real good
things to do the same thing mythical
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