- Tim Henningman?
Henningman, Tim Henman?
Henningman.
(drum rolls)
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- Hi, I'm Hanifah and this is Queer Quiz Sports Edition.
- Oh, no.
- I don't watch sports, I don't play sports,
I know nothing about sports.
- The only thing I like about Sunday football in the US
is that all my friends come to my house to watch it
and then I just, like, me and the girls
would play in the pool and the guys would watch sports.
And I was just like, cool what a fun Sunday.
- Ugh, I barely know tennis from football,
so I, just, really I'm not gonna do well on this.
- I used to go to Oslo matches,
but I'm going for the hotdogs and the vibes,
not for the sport.
- Is it, like, gay sports? (record scratches)
What's Gus Kenworthy's latest Instagram post?
You know, that kinda thing, you know?
- Let's let the embarrassment begin.
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- Tokyo.
No, no, no, maybe not.
Tokyo?
Um. (laughing)
- I know the Olympics were supposed to be held in Japan.
(bell chimes)
- They were supposed to be held in Tokyo,
in Japan. (bell chimes)
- I think the Olympics this year
were supposed to be in Tokyo?
(bell chimes)
- I wanna say Tokyo? (bell chimes)
- Rio de Janeiro. (buzzer buzzes)
Oh, for God's sake!
- At least I got one.
Honorable mention.
(upbeat idling music)
- Um.
- Oh, I know this because everybody was talking about it.
- Liverpool F.C.! (bell chimes)
- Oh, Liverpool! (bell chimes)
- It was Liverpool. (bell chimes)
Liverpool won the Premier League this year.
- Liverpool did! (bell chimes)
I know that!
I saw it on Twitter, my dad supports Liverpool, so.
- No one because it didn't happen!
(record scratches)
(buzzer buzzes)
- I only know that because I live with a Scouse, but, yes.
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- Oh, no, okay.
Um, oh no.
- I'm not even gonna try.
I have no idea.
- Is it someone called Jose? (buzzer buzzes)
- Terry Wogan. (buzzer buzzes)
He's dead. (laughing)
We can't say people.
- Jose Canseco. (buzzer buzzes)
That name has come out of my head.
- Arséne Wenger? (buzzer buzzes)
- No, is it that guy, um,
like, Jürgen Klopp? (bell chimes)
- Oh, that was my next guess, Jürgen Klopp.
He directed Chromatica, the video. (laughing)
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- Grand Slam sounds really fun.
Like, compared to what tennis actually is.
(trills lips)
- I don't know, can I phone a friend and call Ada?
- So, I'm assuming every tennis tournament I've heard of
makes up the Grand Slam.
- Wimbledon? (bell chimes)
- Uh, US Open? (bell chimes)
- The Australian Open. (bell chimes)
And what's the last one?
- The tennis championship. (laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) I don't know.
- We can move on.
- I don't know, I don't know anything else about tennis.
- The women's singles. (buzzer buzzes)
The men's singles. (buzzer buzzes)
The mix doubles. (buzzer buzzes)
And the Alfresco mix doubles. (buzzer buzzes)
(laughing)
- I'm gonna say France, I don't know what else there is.
France Open. (bell chimes)
(gasps)
What?
Oh my God, do I know sports?
(idling music)
- Oh my God, this is something I should know.
Did the Patriots win? (buzzer buzzes)
- Hm, who won the Superbowl?
Was the Superbowl even on this year?
I swear it's in, like, November.
No?
- So I don't pay attention to Superbowl for the sport,
I pay attention for the halftime show,
which was JLo and Shakira, and was off the charts.
- Um, it was close, but I think it was Shakira.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Did Shakira's tongue wagging win the Superbowl this year?
(buzzer buzzes)
That's one gay answer for you.
- I have no idea who won the Superbowl,
so I'm just gonna say the Ravens.
(buzzer buzzes)
The Kansas City Chiefs, okay, cool, well done.
Well done, guys.
- Oh, that one's gonna hurt all my friends and family.
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- Nine times. (buzzer buzzes)
- I'm gonna say she's won it eight times.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I believe she's won four times.
(buzzer buzzes)
- 18 times? (buzzer buzzes)
- I'm gonna say she's won Wimbledon seven times.
(bell chimes) (gasps)
Oh my God!
- But you're not counting those 10 times
she didn't win on a technicality.
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- Okay, so, I know that there are always these, like,
YouTube boxing matches and I never pay attention to them
'cause I can't think of anything I'd wanna watch less.
- Logan Paul is a YouTuber and a brother of Jake Paul.
- I feel like it woulda been someone like Tommy Fury.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I'm gonna say Anthony Joshua.
(buzzer buzzes)
- KSI. (bell chimes)
- Maybe KSI? (bell chimes)
- KSI? (bell chimes)
- I thought KSI was a YouTuber,
but apparently he had beef with Logan Paul,
who's also a YouTuber!
Why are they boxing?
- Just fragile masculinity.
They're like, wow, we must fight.
I will win.
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- Six, whole Six Nations?
That's a lot of nations, man.
- Oh my God, okay.
So, England. (bell chimes)
- England? (bell chimes)
- England, Ireland, Wales. (bell chimes three times)
- Wales, Ireland. (bell chimes two times)
- Scotland. (bell chimes)
- France. (bell chimes)
Spain. (buzzer buzzes)
- Australia. (buzzer buzzes)
- Germany? (buzzer buzzes)
- No, France? (bell chimes)
- I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to pause.
I can't think- France and Germany, why not. (bell chimes)
(buzzer buzzes)
- Oh, that's (beep).
(idling music)
- So there is a 2023 Rugby World Cup,
as I have just found out.
- The 2023 Rugby World Cup is being held
(drum rolls)
in
um
Scotland. (buzzer buzzes)
- I'ma say, it's gonna be held in Rome, Italy.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Um, in space. (buzzer buzzes)
- I'm just gonna guess.
Spain. (buzzer buzzes)
Swing and a miss.
- France, okay, cool.
Good on you, France, you're part of the Six Nations.
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- Golf you want as low as possible.
Football, soccer, basketball,
there's no such thing as a perfect score.
So, what are things that add up?
It's either like, bowling or darts.
- 180! (speaking melodically)
Darts. (bell chimes)
Wow, I almost looked so stupid then.
- Darts, I think it's darts. (bell chimes)
- Darts! (singing) (bell chimes)
- Is it darts? (bell chimes) Am I right?
- Hey!
(mimicking shooting guns)
- I'm a huge darts player, you know that.
You know that about me.
I love it, I'm always down the pub throwing some arrows.
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- I have to be really honest,
I know, like, five tennis players.
So, and most of them are women, so,
(gasps) oh!
That guy!
Tim Henman! (buzzer buzzes)
- I feel like Tim Henman was famously terrible.
- Uh, I got this wrong the other day in a quiz
and I do not remember who the correct answer was.
- And my mind immediately went to Paul Bettany, the actor,
(buzzer buzzes)
because I saw a film with him and Kirsten Dunst
called Wimbledon.
- Fred Perry? (bell chimes)
- Fred Perry's a tennis player!
- Great clothes, great shoes.
- That's how I know him because I am gay.
- For somebody who has little to no interest in sport,
I think I did really well.
- I'm proud of how many countries
I knew were in Six Nations.
However, someone watching this who knows about Six Nations
probably thinks I'm an idiot
because that's probably blatantly obvious.
- I did horribly, but I expected to do horribly,
so there's not much I can really do or be mad at about it.
- I would've punted at getting zero right,
so I think I did all right.
I think I did okay.
- I mean, I think I'm just gonna have to
give in my gay card 'cause that was
a bit too good of a performance.
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