- What's up YouTube?
My name's Chuck, and I'm kind of an introvert.
I just got out of bed five minutes ago,
though I did wake up at 4:30
and was just lying there for several hours,
thinking about how my life was a hopeless mess.
Anyway, let's do a roommate check.
(grunts)
Okay, it sounds like my roommate
has left for work for the day.
So it's safe for me to leave the bedroom.
(mellow music)
I work remotely, which is great,
'cause I'm so much more productive.
(grunts)
The first thing I need to do for work today
is reply to an email.
So I'm just gonna get that out of the way real quick.
Okay, well now I've written half of the email,
so I think I deserve a little TV break,
you know what I'm saying?
Maybe just like one episode of The Squid Games.
Like, I don't know, it's supposed to be good.
Okay, wow, so I just finished watching
the entirety of Squid Games.
Okay, the email is now like 55% done.
I'm back in my bedroom because my roommate
decided to come home in the middle of the day.
For some reason, I know he pays rent here just like I do,
but does he have to be here so much.
Okay, finally I think he's gone.
- Oh hey Chuck, I wondered if you were here.
- Oh hey man, what's up?
So being caught off guard in that moment,
I accidentally agreed to go out
to my roommate's birthday dinner.
Well, technically it's a joint dinner for me too
because today is also my birthday,
but they don't know that.
Okay, well I guess I'll head out now,
and I'll bring the camera
so you guys can meet my friends, yay!
(door opening)
So I did not go to the dinner.
I said I had a family emergency, whatever that even means.
You know, I think I'm just gonna order Postmates,
have a quiet night in, and watch Squid Games again,
not sponsored.
Okay, well it's 10:00 p.m. right now.
I'm still working on getting this email finished.
I've been reading it over and over and over again
to make sure that I don't say anything awkward,
you know what I mean?
(Postmates knocking)
Postmates has arrived.
(mellow music)
I'm probably like their number one customer,
you know it's nice to have people
who just drop something off at the front door.
You don't have to talk to anybody.
Hello? - Are you Chuck?
- Yeah.
- Chuck, I'm the CEO of Postmates
- What is this, what?
- I just wanna congratulate you on your 1 millionth order,
you're our number one customer.
- Oh, that's sobering.
- And I understand you're also the birthday boy.
- How could you possibly know that?
- You know what that means? - Please don't.
♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
♪ It's your happy happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday, I'm the CEO of Postmates ♪
♪ Ha.. happy happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy happy birthday. ♪
- Bruh, is it your birthday?
(shouting)
- This is the worst day of my life.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy happy birthday I'm the CEO of Postmates. ♪
(soothing music)