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welcome my name is Kevin Sparky Sparkman
this is the first annual quarantine
classic we hope it is the last five
nights five competitions to decide who
the dude perfect members what we're
battling for here the TP Tower the last
unused toilet paper here at DEP HQ and
tonight we're gonna kick it off with a
three-point contest so let's meet our
competitors first up over here we have
Tyler Tony ty how you doing doing well
tell me a little bit more about what's
going on here tonight yeah I just wanted
to do a get a little competition a
couple reasons for doing this first just
wanted to give the families at home some
entertainment that are you know there
without their sports right now so give
them something to watch together as a
family and then secondly we're gonna be
donating to the American Red Cross
wanted to give the people at home a
simple outlet to be able to join us and
do the same would HIGHLY encourage that
they do so some crazy times right now so
I'm sure there's a lot of people out
there that could use some help and I
know they would appreciate it totally
good words ty and good luck in the
competition thank you very much
appreciate it stroll over here talk to
Cody Jones Cody Jones obviously you're
in a sling the underdog the Cinderella
if you will will the slipper fit you
know I'm not looking to win today today
is more about just the image you know I
want to avoid airballs I want to not get
last if I can get a ball Iraq I'll be
pleased well good luck to you thank you
hopefully the arm stays intact okay well
with that let's go ahead and get them
ready to go we have Corey first up Corey
cotton let's go talk to him before he
gets this thing underway Corey obviously
it's a big competition you're geared up
with the Jordans on I I dress to impress
if you will with the Jays it puts a
little unnecessary burden on my
shoulders I'm not actually sure that I
want to live up to that but I'm gonna
try to you let us see that I can do this
for a good cause see if I can't set the
bar pretty high well hopefully you can
replicate Jordan but I wouldn't bank on
it here we go we got
any further news would like to remind
the folks at home this is our first go
to live video so go easy on us you might
be thinking to yourself well how do we
know it's live well first indication is
that was going in yeah so we're new to
this but wanted to bring you guys five
videos in a week our first effort to
ever do so so should be fun should be
exciting core you're getting ready to be
dialed in Garrus get in the shot clock
I need that ball you just flunk we are
going to and so did you I did you fill
them in on the other sports so we're
gonna be doing this week
other sports we will be hitting this
week we have the 2v2 roller hockey
overall team up correct we're gonna have
a FIFA challenge also a 2v2 competition
office office golf with some tea boxes
that's gonna be an individual challenge
correct and then lastly we'll have spike
ball Wow come Friday great things on tap
do not miss it this is gonna be fun and
hopefully you're entertained here at
home we good 70 seconds that's what
we're all in with here alright flushing
the butterflies that is yoga breathing
110 on the clock that separates you and
a possible for a final talk to will
advanced items and we are underway the
dude perfect quarantine classic first
event three-point competition now will
Cory start us off so far to perform
no statement made early still a good
rack two out of five now second rack
time slow start here a43 can you get off
the schneid yes Moneyball time good
big time Moneyball they're fine total
points make it six total points Korie
trying to find his room here from the
top a little long it's a big one
got a big-time shot and now we're on
rack four of five Corey still trying to
find that rhythm putting another missed
winning ball that way come back to by
than 15 seconds left that's all we have
here another one really needs it anyway
a big-time shot about five seconds
before the clock expired I missed one
Moneyball they saved me from being
absolutely atrocious guys I gotta say
sparks I'm disappointed I feel like I
left bought out there I'm winded I think
conditioning played in the fact I'm
disappointed thirteen not a bad number
obvious ad I do have some basketball
background to you you know and do I hate
to say that I do but I do you do and
with that said the other guys still have
to compete maybe thirteen holds up maybe
it doesn't but good round nonetheless
wish you the best of luck thank you guys
who's next up to spot the purple hoser I
might add seconds tell me what button to
press no I got started I can walked into
okay yeah all I gotta do is hit okay
really that's it yeah I know I just
don't want no one else could figure this
out I know I just it's the only control
I have in the office
alright Garrett the backwards hat
obviously means you mean business here
so you can't shoot with the front facing
hat true I can't actually because we're
how I do it is I'll hit it that's how
it's my shot
what's the expectations here expectation
is to beat Corey get enough to be a top
two in the finale I mean right now
you're shooting you
need first you need second a lot of tula
paper on the line which a lot a lot
second competitor ah stowed up ready to
go from the corner
Garrett Hilbert purple hoser nation see
if he represents three two one and the
hoser is underway out of the corner
rattles in the first two for two to
begin to Sriram three for three to begin
his round
make it four a perfect rack the hose her
off to an incredibly hot start
Willie miss finally he does unconscious
early on the wily veteran from Texas A&M
is cookie he is a walking bucket another
one another one this is a shooting
clinic a big-time Moneyball a
premeditated money called
he is feeling himself as we had the war
can we find 20 still need 19 out of gas
here late Hilbert miss to finish
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I'm talk to me it's the public knowledge
that inch rim I mean it is tilted in it
and that got me I got me bad well not
much to say on that one hey that's 1889
angle that number will likely hold up if
I had to guess but early on found that
rhythm I did how did you do it honestly
man I just got up there and I perform
liked it I'm a practice player and I
practice how I play and I'm not gonna
lie when when no cameras are on or not
I'm gonna hit 80 nada how many is this
thirty thirty hey yeah yeah I'm gonna
hit that I'm gonna hit that this man is
on a mission might have them spell self
a spot in the finals but next up third
on deck is Ty Ty it was gonna be tough
know I love coach thank you here what a
run for what around
let's rewrap them boys a big number
there by gear well done no thank you
that was impressive very impressive
performance I mean to start I guess and
maybe not to finish so much I believe he
went perfect on the start and then over
the last rat which hopefully I land
somewhere in the middle you know if you
had a choice you'd rather like space it
out and hit three Iraq something like
that ty good here do I get a reset the
clock pay time yeah
all right tiger I feel like I've been
thrown to the wayside everybody's just
thrilled with Garrett's performance and
nobody wants to even talk to me so
rightfully so 13 from Cory 18 from
Garrett yeah does it continue are you
gonna put up a bigger number than that
well you got to save some you know you
don't want to go out there and waste it
all in the first round I thought gear
left some on the table honestly I think
he kind of realized that about 3/4 of
the way through he said I need to save a
few of these for the ship I'm gonna try
and land somewhere in between there I
mean I think Compton and I was not
saving I was gassed that was just me
being a guest sure I I don't share
anything
he's trying to get my head in which is
understandable I mean I can tell he
wants this competition I'm gonna I'm
gonna try and you know corners not
really my shot I'm more of a get hot at
the top kind of guy hopefully I mean
that's it that's the plan you got to
capitalize on the money balls worth two
points so you know let's get out there
and see how it goes
let them rip I'd like to tie Tony third
of five up in the three-point
competition yeah eight seconds still go
time tie calm before the storm spirit
fingers are out and we are under right
tie is a letting them rip out of the
corner
Darrin had a hot start Kim tie follow
one of all along 1.41 rack tiny playing
catch-up at this point we find rhythm
ooh
back rim on the money ball he's and he
needs to accumulate points quickly he
needs to accumulate points quickly tie
in a dry spell does that get him out of
it some tough luck therefore tied as we
go around to rock 405 he's gonna have to
finish so far so good number four and a
chance for a coatrack know who's a big
Ty's three-point line on the line here
on the final rack out of the corner
splashed down a little short tired legs
an issue big shot for those I ran out
that's ten points
rage monster a little rage monster there
whoa time everyone says it's always fake
monster man that's real Eagle time
obviously disappointment just Justin
yeah I could tell clearly that's not
gonna hit it well but ya know that was
that was that was ugly I mean that was
terrible
there's not another boy how else do you
mean that's at the end of the round
you'll get your caddy and you go have
you ever seen a worst golf shot you know
that's where I'm at right now
sure be honest with me have you ever
seen a worse three-point round shoot me
straight
Oh No paper that's all that's all we got
with ty on the three-point competition
he's done so we're moving on who's next
oh the one-armed slinger Cody Jones 18s
the high thirteen with Corey has them in
so far on the chopping block though talk
to me obviously you're at a disadvantage
is that something you've played up are
you trying to just focus as is I figure
100 percent healthy you know it was
three weeks on Friday since shoulder
surgery had my labrum fully repaired
probably not advised by my doctor but
I'm gonna go out here use one arm relax
the left
I just want to avoid the air balls like
I said earlier and get one ball per rack
and I'll go home happy
all right well best of luck to you let's
get 70 seconds on the clock we're good
there countdown has started six seconds
till go time for Cody Jones
repping the Steph Curry's as his shoe it
sways here Oh
long on the second only air ball is
scary that can really shoot your
confidence and very quiet first rack for
Cody Jones who better get a step on it
Oh second air ball pony trying to find
his shot he's on the board now if there
has ever been in Moneyball that's needed
more than this one I got it
a big one got it over the front iron
crawled home and now he's got some work
to do third rack still in three points
starting to build ahead like wow line it
up short I'm out 20 seconds gotta go ten
seconds remaining nice shoulder hurts so
I try to avoid flexing it I did not the
drilling got to me I'm gonna be in some
real pay for those 24 hours well if you
finished with nine there's no secret
about it that's one less than then tie
finished with you do have the excuse for
one arm I do but early on you just
couldn't establish a rhythm why could it
I think I just got in my own head I felt
like I too much that guide hand I'm
telling you it matters what you think
sure oh you're gonna be out of this
competition but the good news is got
roller hockey get back into a car not
straight so yeah two hands for sweet it
is what it is you only can deal with
what you have so with that said who's up
next that will be Kobe come on Kobe to
finish it out and he's locked in yes
that is correct
Geir has locked his spot in the finale
he's headed to the three-point
competition final round dude
man talk to me you know the number you
know what you got to get to yeah 13 your
brothers number you get to go last this
is the advantage of having that sure do
you think you do it I'd like to first
address the no sleeves I've been taking
some heat from that from the guys today
I thought this is a little bit more of
like a show up dressed in the sports
that you're competing in mode but
honestly you know that's how I normally
play and pick a basketball
I never went above pickup basketball
obviously rec league you know college
intramurals that's right as level that I
ever made - but nothing wrong with them
if I would have moved on to the pros
they also play sleeveless and that's
kinda what I'm trying to channel today
okay so he's acting like a professional
hear nothing but professionalism
he needs 14 he needs 14 to advance to
the final he's in the zone he's locked
in and he's ready handoff ball handoff
ball Kobe let's keep it professional
here we go 2-1 we're underway he knows
the number he's got to get to 14 and
that's a good start little long on the
second high arcing triples he's trying
to rein them in boom when he drills it
that's a big shot on the first rack he's
off and running Kobe still looking for
that first triple on the second track
hadn't got one to go down there's some
money Oh ream out this is where the
pressure tightens it Keeton's up he
knows the number he's in a good spot
what goodness calm cool collected Kobe's
he's running it now and he is going to
go through to the final now it's just
about choosing does he rest up does he
rest up or is he shoot his final rack he
will go ahead and try to establish that
rhythm for future rounds what an
impressive performance Kobe
his final shot with five seconds to
spare that is a bit round 1717 holy 17
you knew what you had to do yep and you
did it
how does get a spot in the final sound
it feels great thank you spark I
appreciate you offering that to me yeah
congratulations yeah so off to the final
we go you know who you're facing Gary
Hill bear any worries there I mean the
man's a great shooter you know you see
it day in and day out from the guy but
you know I hope to bring my chill to the
table as well and we'll see where we
land good luck in the final Garrett Kobe
two men enter one man will leave
three-point champion that two and
three-point champion no one cares about
the title we want the paper we want the
paper the TP tower on the line here's
the deal I'm gonna be a fair competitor
and I'm gonna go first
Coby seems gassed just out of shape I'm
out of shape if I had to go back-to-back
like that I would be I'd be posed I am
should we shore up the sides or keep it
consistent that's a dealer's choice your
choice Garrett which would choice which
side would you like to start off with
you remember the other baseline which
none of the race line that's a late that
is a late who knows if it'll work corner
- huh - scary move they're late move
yeah Wow I never find me that angry what
is he's been a walking bucket all day
can you continue three seconds till go
time
the first of two finalists underway
Garrett's Hilbert from the corner good
start
who carried over a hot start from the
first round into his final round these
money buys exponentially big and he
leaves that one short
here let them rip Garrett needs this
money ball to go got it
fourth of five racks here it in the
final needs to put up a big number with
Kobe waiting in the background caret
trying to finish strong he needs a big
number that one rims out
door is open this would be massive and
he had to go a big hit 15 for Garrett
Hilbert I'm still gasping first round I
think I home run derby myself there I'm
not even then I pulled the Josh Hamilton
I let I let 26 rape in the FIR I mean
this is all metaphorical you know sure
right it's 2013 home run derby yeah man
all due respect yeah I mean he let heat
he let it out and final I mean it's just
that's what I just did
Billy 15 big ones you know who's waiting
in the way I know a good shooter I'm
hoping that he's also just a little
tired
also notoriously known for laying an egg
will he do it here man that's tight I I
don't think so I think he takes this one
home maybe a little positive watch make
him do bad hopes it's all on you big
fella a spot some TP on the line here
all you need is 16 he did it in the
first round when he knew a number he had
to go get he did it he established that
and now he's trying to build on it like
to take a chance just to remind you guys
to donate to the Red Cross
we seriously appreciate you leaning in
with us that's why we're here today and
yeah this goes out to all you guys all
across the world wash your hands
obviously coughing here you know what is
it elbow it's important okay anyways we
had a competition to win here we go
ready yeah
all right here we go
seventy seconds are on the clock the
countdown from ten seconds is on this is
it all the money on the line and we are
underway
kobe wide left on the first so what you
call jitters dino jitters
Oh silence first rap will be bad news
and that's exactly what happened zero
for your first rap now we're on to two
still in search of numero uno finally
gets off this night and now we'll see if
he can establish something here big-time
money Bob does not go down and now it is
an uphill climb as he enters rack three
money's halls will be big from here on
out this one ginormous snow we head to
Rack for a five and he's got work to do
and work to do quickly hope he's trying
to make one final run exciting here
final rack time ten seconds on the clock
do-or-die Kobe's got a go and I think it
might be out of reach can you believe
this final shot on the way I do not
think it matters it does not and would
you look at this that was good I'm gonna
use that in battles to come that was a
good line I don't want steal it from you
but well I might obviously you know what
I'm waiting for the score hung up yeah
did your job obviously a little
disappointing but with that being said
this man needs a trophy this man
deserves to stress you want to buy to
the label this is for me stealing your
line in a future that's just a little
tip there thank you and honestly I mean
I'm the best shooter in DP technically
it does yeah I mean I you know 25
percent codes but hey you know and I'm
retired never do it again
I'm gonna retire champion a win is a win
as a win
Hillar gratulations are three points
champion and with that said tomorrow
night you can join us for competition
number two of five roller hockey we're
gonna break it up into teams and we're
gonna go at it and it should be fun it's
a good time to be watching and obviously
those come out at seven o'clock Central
Time
so join us tomorrow night we'll go back
at it and we'll do it all again with
that being said pound it noggin see you
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