Packing is all about speed, baby.
[groaning] Oh, no, I missed one.
[screaming]
Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me!
[panting]
[grunting]
There.
Ooh, tren-chic!
Thanks.
Oh, ooh, eeh!
Oh, oh, oh!
[screaming]
What is going on out here?!
[growling]
You barnacle brains are done!
Whoo-hoo!
[panting]
Hmm...
Hmm?
[humming]
[snoring]
[alarm rings]
[gong ringing]
[screaming]
Oh... [grunts]
Ooh...!
Muffins!
[sniffing]
Time to try the stinkiest place of all:
the upstairs bathroom.
[whimpering]
Tell Ouchie I love him.
You can do it, brother!
[fighting]
[whimpering]
[barking]
Help!
I'm too dumb to die!
Patrick Star, what did I tell you
about teasing the toilet?
Oh, I was just trying to find the funky smell.
Well, it's not Tinkle, I give him a good scrub every day.
Time for walkies!
[humming]
Hey, there's my pet Ouchie.
He's natural, and...
he's got a big bowl of yummy, tasty urchin food.
And there's his natural enemy, the sea bunny.
I call him Pink Eye.
Ooh, he's hungry.
I wonder if Ouchie will share.
Mother says sharing is caring,
but she never wants to share her lipstick with me.
Oh! Let's see what happens next!
Probably nothing.
Nature's boring!
[chuckling] Get him, Ouchie.
[growling]
Oh, no! One time I got my tongue stuck in a trap like that.
Why, if I find out who put that cheese on there...!
Wow! Look out, Ouchie!
Look out, house!
Look out, world!
Look out!
Oh, that's it.
I guess we live in a duplex now.
[giggling]
[grunting]
Hi, kids. Want a taste of my dad stew?
[sniffing]
Uh... This doesn't smell right.
Golly, did I forget an ingredient?
[sniffing]
It's missing that month-old leftovers aroma.
[leftovers] Hmm-hmm...
Huh? Hey!
Huh...
How's this?
[sniffing]
Needs more dirty laundry umami.
Oh...
What about now?
Uh-huh...
Perhaps a pinch of trash.
Oh...
[explosion]
This has got to be it!
[sniffing]
Darn, that's not it!
I guess we lost the trail.
[retching]
[growling]
[panting and snorting]
Delicious!
Let's say hello to our Pat-a-Thon phone bank!
We collected some neighborhood randos
to sit by and take your calls and pledges.
[barking]
You can call me with your most intimate pledges.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
Excuse me?
I don't want to do this.
I'm just here for my pay-per-route money.
Hello?
Is there a Boring here?
An I. M. Boring?
Does anyone know I. M. Boring?
- Yeah! - We know!
[laughing]
[growling]
[crying]
Oh, cheer up, bro.
I know where to find ghosts for cheap.
[mumbling]
[sighing]
[mumbling]
Do you have a boring house guest who won't leave?
Mmh? Uh-uh.
- Boo! - Ahh!
[panicking]
Get a ghost!
Are you tired of sleeping late?
[alarm ringing]
[screaming]
Get a ghost!
Tired of meatheads laughing at your squirming little body?
[laughing]
[cackling]
Get a ghost!
[grunting]
We've got affordable spooks,
certified to haunt your house today.
Just strangle your phone and give us a call at...
Get a Ghost, Inc.!
First haunt is always free!
Free?! You don't have to twist my knob!
Ah!
Squidina! I'm done with the wild animal bit!
On it!
[growling]
[roaring]
None of that on my set! Do you hear?
[whimpering]
Good boy!
Hey, big bro, did that sea bear hurt you?
I don't think so.
- Ah! - Why do you ask?
The smell is coming from the oven!
Oh!
Is that what I think it is?
I'm gonna be sick!
[both] Granny Tentacles is a cannibal!
Don't be silly, dearies.
I wouldn't eat anyone from this neighborhood.
It's just my Gorgonzola, cabbage and eggs
with olives and pickles surprise.
Oh, yeah, I see it now.
I can definitely smell it.
Pee-yew!
Here, have a delicious pickle cabbage cookie!
[both] Uh... thanks?
Bye now, you precious darlings.
Live, my grocery gollum!
[roaring]
Have a cookie.
Now go forth and crush my enemies!
Case solved, Squidina.
I guess the funky smell was just granny's cooking.
[roaring]
[cackling]
Say hello to Gary,
a snail who can't dance,
and his owner, SpongeBob!
Uh, thank you, Mr. Star.
Now tell us your pathetic story.
Just like we rehearsed.
Yes, well, you see,
I've tried every dance there is with Gary.
We've tried tap.
Yip-tip-tap-tap!
Hmm?
Meow...
We tried ballet.
Eh?
We even tried slam dancing.
Ooh, looks like a dragon print.
Hey, I was looking at that!
Wow, Remoto, you got big!
Oh!
[grunting]
Huh?
The low battery light?
No wonder you've been so cranky!
[grunting]
[roaring]
Ah!
[growling]
[whimpering]
Batteries! I hope they're double A!
[snarling]
[whimpering]
[grunting]
[snarling]
[barking]
[giggling]
Squidina, I did it! I got the remote!
Getting bit thanks to the shaky tail feather!
I've got a new solution!
I call it...
the cutting-a-rug rug.
Let me demonstrate.
Oh? Ah...
All right, Gary, show me what you got.
Meow!
Whoa!
Howdy, partner, howdy ho,
you should gulp down the bone, and do-si-do... Whoa!
[screaming]
Hey, what about my breakfast?
Well, I guess I'll just have to break my own fast.
[grunting]
Oh...
[growling]
I think the milk went bad.
[inaudible chatter]
Oh...
Hey, it's the Dartfish family.
Good morning, Patrick.
Would you like to join us
for our sad and meager breakfast?
Well, I...
[whimpering]
Uh...
No, I guess not.
All right, then.
[sighing]
Well, we gotta dart.
[whistling]
[robotic belching]
[phone rings]
Yeah, who is it?
Pat-tron, it's Captain Doug Quasar,
I'm locked out.
I need you to open the ship's door.
I'm sorry, Doug, I'm afraid I can't do that.
What? Of course you can! It's an order!
I'm the captain!
I don't think so, the captain always has his keys with him,
and his keys are right here.
Okay, gotta go.
Hmm, maybe the real captain's lost.
I better go find him!
Open up, you junky old star toaster!
[screaming]
Uh, nope. No captain here.
[screaming]
Not here, either.
[screaming]
No.
- Uh-uh... - Ow!
Hmm, you two are gruesome and repulsive...
so, we could do a makeover show!
We're taking two uglies and turning them into beauties!
And voilà!
You're to die for!
Uh?
Huh? Ooh!
Look at you!
[laughing]
[grunting]
Uh?
I wasn't trying to kill them, but it makes great television!
So, we meet again, eh?
Who are you?
I'm the one who's going to make you wish I wasn't your grandpa.
Wait, I know you!
GrandPat!
[laughing]
Don't change the subject.
I still want satisfaction.
Very well. We joust.
[grunts]
[roars]
[screaming]
Yawoo!
[screaming]
[bellowing]
[ringing]
[baby crying]
[boxing bell ringing]
[screaming]
Hey, wait a minute...
I got something caught in my teeth.
Hey, my golf club!
Hey, Squidina!
I got my club!
[laughing]
[creaking and rumbling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]
This is the operations floor.
Each lever performs a necessary function
to keep the Patrick Show running smoothly.
This one, for example, tosses the chainsaws to Patrick.
And this one moves him to his next mark.
[chainsaws revving]
What does this one do?
[grunts]
[grunting]
That's our slapstick lever.
We try not to overuse that one.
[whimpering]
I'm home!
[laughing]
[clamoring]
Eh, shut up!
Aww, what's the matter, Dr. P?
Patgore is hogging the remote again!
I wanna watch the idiots on the stairs!
Hmm, there must be a way
to watch two shows at the same time.
Let me think...
[laughing]
You see, Patgore?
Now that I upgraded the sponge monster
with a genius brain,
he can rationally solve any problem!
[cackling]
Don't think too hard, brainiac, you'll have a blowout.
Oh!
- I told him. - You did.
[grunting]
I know exactly what to do!
[groaning]
Two shows at the same time.
Huzzah, master! He is a genius!
Help! I'm being crushed by two of the biggest,
roundest, heaviest things I've ever been crushed by!
Joy! The 168-hour Mermaid Man marathon's about to begin!
Time to get really, really extra comfortable.
[growling]
[screaming]
Ow.
Let's get out to our big finale with Perch Perkins!
That's Search Kirkins!
I mean, Smirch Lurkins!
Agh! Whatever, time for the big stunt.
[sighing]
Looks like grandson is giving grandfather
a last-minute pep talk.
I just wanna say it's been nice knowing you.
Oh, wait, wait. That came out wrong.
Grandson, can you check the heating pad in my seat?
It's not working.
Oh... Well, my buns are nice and toasty.
Oh!
[screaming]
Oh!
Ah-hah!
[whimpering]
The excitement is killing me.
Is it killing you?
Maybe.
[screaming]
♪ Who's your favorite Ice cream man ♪
♪ From now Until you're gone? ♪
The goober truck guy!
♪ Who showed you how to-- ♪
Ah! It's him!
Sweet Neptune!
I'll take a Sweet Neptune.
Oh...
Ah!
Ooh...!
[grunts]
Ah!
[laughs]
The horror... The horror!
[screaming]
[muffled] Ice... cream...
The horror!
Looks like you made quite the impression.
[ba-dum-tss]
[crickets]
[clearing throat]