Hey guys, (upbeat music)
I know it's 11:15,
but can all 12 of us make plans in the next 15 minutes
to get together to go out?
Great. See you then.
Next week is out, the week after my parents are in town.
I'll send a Doodle poll.
Oh, look, we can all do it in June of 2027.
See you then.
Look, I went grocery shopping for the entire week.
I've got seven bags of ramen
and peanut butter crackers for protein.
Yay, health!
Okay, got coconut milk, almond milk, oat milk.
I forgot the cashew milk, I gotta go back to the store.
Of course, I'll go to your destination wedding
even though we just met
and I'll have to spread the payments
over three credit cards.
I'll probably get fired for missing work, but yay, Jamaica!
Let me check my calendar.
No, not going.
Look at these super high heels.
I can't wait to dance all night and show them off.
The restaurant's only three miles from here.
Should we walk there?
Can I wear flats with this?
What about sneakers?
I mean, they're cute sneakers. No?
Well, then, I'm not going.
My feet don't work like that anymore.
Sure, I'll come in and cover for you
even though I haven't had a day off in six months.
You want me to come into work?
Hard pass, no.
My knee is hurt, but the doctor can fix it right away.
Meniscus transplant.
Laser reconstruction.
My body will respond perfectly.
I'll be running a marathon in 10 days.
I blew out my knee.
Doctor says, this is it, this is all it's gonna ever be,
me and my crappy knee until I die.
He's not even gonna try to fix it.
I can't wait for our girls trip.
All 14 of us will share one room
that we got on Priceline for $67.
We can just pass out wherever
and sleep comfortably and wake up fully rested.
Wait, we're not getting our own rooms for the girls trip?
Yeah, no, I can't make it. I'm out.
Have fun with Cindy's snoring.
Yeah, no, not worth it.
I bet if we put our name in
at the trendy new restaurant by eight, we can eat by 11.
Absolutely worth it.
Babe, we line up for the Wegman's grand opening by three.
Hear me out, that way we're inside the front door
at the pizza bar by six, totally worth it.
Did you see that new dress I got from Wet Seal?
I'm thinking of going to a kickboxing class.
I wanna get toned.
Did you see this bruise on my arm?
I have no idea where I got it.
Thinking about going to PT for my pelvic floor.
I just really feel like
if I could do enough exercises, I won't pee when I run.
I'll just wash my face with this bar of hand soap
someone left by the sink.
My skin is glowing.
I have my anti-aging face wash, my undereye serum,
my microneedling roller.
Honey, did you take my intensive extreme hydration cream?
It's a system. It doesn't work without it.
And scene.
A lot has changed between 20 and 40.
And I will say, I don't need to be in my twenties again.
I don't need it.
I don't miss it at all.
Because like in your twenties,
you just said yes to everything, like working
and you went into debt to go out and hang with people
you really didn't even know.
But like now you can just say no and it's amazing.
Another thing, let's talk about footwear.
Was it the pandemic that broke my feet
or is it my age?
But I cannot wear, I have like sassy high heel.
I have sassy high heels and I just don't wear them anymore.
What happened to my feet?
Maybe it was the pandemic.
Maybe it was the pandemic
because I cannot wear heels anymore.
Anyway, twenties verse forties part two.
Thanks for watching.
Hi Sonny.
Have you ever seen a flip phone?
Hello. I know.
And this is how you would text, you go,
I love, it was, you.
I know, it's ridiculous, Sonny.
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