JON, THE BAND SOUNDS FANTASTIC TONIGHT.
>> Jon: OH MAN!
>> Stephen: VERY TIGHT.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
>> Jon: YEAH, WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING OVER THE WEEKEND.
>> Stephen: OH, I SHOULD TRY THAT.
>> Jon: I WAS JUST JOKING.
>> Stephen: JON, I SEE YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE GUEST WITH YOU IN
THE BAND TONIGHT.
WHO DO YOU HAVE HERE.
>> Jon: MAN, WE HAVE THE AMAZING VOCALIST STAISIE ORICO.
>> Stephen: STACIE, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, STACIE.
I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST.
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I KNOW YOU ARE A FAN OF THE BASSOON.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I LOVE ALL DOUBLE-REED WOOD WINDS.
>> Jon: THAT SWHA I HEARD.
>> Stephen: THE BASSOON, THE OBOE, ALL OF THEM.
>> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, TONIGHT WE HAVE THE
AWARD-WINNING ACTOR RAINN WILSON.
>> Stephen: RAINN WILSON!
(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
WELL, RAINN, RAINN WILSON, GREAT TO YOU HAVE HERE.
>> OH, THANKS, STEVE.
YEAH, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: WELL, RAINN, OBVIOUSLY I LOVED YOUR WORK, I
JUST HAD NO IDEA YOU PLAYED THE BASSOON.
>> OH, NO, NO, I DO MUCH MORE THAN PLAY THE BASSOON, STEVE.
I RULE THE BASSOON, BECAUSE I AM THE BASSOON KING.
AND I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT IT IN MY NEW MEMOIR.
>> Stephen: YOU MEAN "THE BASSOON KING: MY LIFE AND ART
FACEK IDIOCY BY RAINN WILSON?
"I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT.
>> WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT TO READ IT BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T COME OUT UNTIL TOMORROW.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
WHOA!
WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THE BASSOON KING, YOUR MAJESTY?
>> WELL, FIRSTLY, THE CROWN, RIGHT, GUYS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SECONDLY, MY VIRTU OSIK SCICIALTION I STARTED PLAYING
THE BASSOON WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD, AND I KEPT AT T DEDICATING
MY LIFE TO THE CRAFT OF BASSOONING UNTIL ABOUT HALFWAY
THROUGH JUNIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEN I QUIT.
>> Stephen: WAIT, SO YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE BASSOON HINS
HIGH SCHOOL.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, COME ON, STEVE, I PICKED IT UP AGAIN.
>> Stephen: WHEN?
>> YESTERDAY.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M THE BASSOON KING.
AND PICKING UP THIS BEAUTY AFTER 30 YEARS IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
WHILE PLAYING THE BASSOON.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT LAYING DOWN SOME TASTY
BASSOON LICKS FOR US.
>> OKAY, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
I'M GOING TO DO THAT.
CHEERS AND PLAWS.-- CHEERS AND PLAWS.
>> YOU NAME IT, CAN I PLAY IT.
WHAT STYLE OF BASSOON WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR.
CLASSICAL, JAZZ, OF COURSE I'M A MASTER OF THE ROCK BASSOON.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE WANT TO HEAR ROCK BASSOON, DON'T WE?
(APPLAUSE) YEAH, LET'S HEAR SOME ROCK
BASSOON.
>> STRAP IT IN, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M ABOUT TO SPANK THIS WOOD WIND BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN VERY
NAUGHTY.
ENJOY THIS LITTLE TUNE I CAME UP WITH.
IT'S CALLED DARK HEART OF THE REED.
♪ ♪ ♪ BRACK PLAYING MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB)
(APPLAUSE) >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
(APPLAUSE) >> I AM THE BASSOON KING!
YEAH!
>> Stephen: RAINN WILSON, EVERYBODY.
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: THE BASSOON KING,