[Clock ringing]
[Ringing Stops]
[Yawn]
Awh
[Brushing]
And cue the crazy old lizard.
Good morning, Mr. Moon.
I've got Judith from the bank on line two.
Actually, I'm going to have to call her back.
My theaters been going through some pretty rough times.
So...
What do I do?
A car wash?
[Squeak]
No.
My next show is gonna be ... drum roll please...
[Drum Roll]
A singing competition!
Who wants to see another one of those?
Everyone! Your neighbour, th-th-the grocery store manager.
That.. that chicken. Right there.
Real talent from real life.
That's what audiences want.
And I'm gonna give it to them.
I'm Mommy
Norman, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
Oh! Yeah you were great Honey. By the way,
the bathroom sink is blocked again.
Bye Honey!
[Sigh]
[singing] In your mind could you ever be...
[singing] really close to me...
[Police radio]
[Glass breaking]
Hold it right there!
Whoa!
Josh you were supposed to be keeping a look-out!
Sorry, Dad.
[Singing] Happy Birthday to you..........
If I had a voice like Meter's
I'd be a superstar by now
Just singing 'who yeah'
Sure you would, grandpa. Now blow out your candles.
[Elephant roaring]
[Upbeat music]
How you doing with those flyers, Miss Crawl?
Ooh, good to go!
["Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga plays in the background]
This will be the biggest hit show this city has ever seen.
["Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga continues to play in the background]
Everyone gets a shot at being a star live on my stage.
I am here to win.
That prize is mine.
[Singing] Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Roma-Ro-ma-ma.
Yo humpty you're really funny looking
That's alright 'cause I get things cooking
Stay with me!
Wow!
Run like the wind
Yeah!
Oh! My gosh, look at her butt
Oh! My gosh, look at her
Are you okay?
Oh yes, I'm fine, thank you
How are you?
This is it folks, you better be ready to work harder than
You've ever worked in your lives.
(Piano sound)
Yes... that was very bad.
When it comes to the show the fire will decide.
The fire went out a long time ago.
You are not gonna believe what I did today.
(Snoring)
Dad I don't want to be in your gang.
I want to be a singer.
How did I end up with a son like you?
["Firework" by Katy Perry begins to play in the background]
The show is not gonna save your theatre.
Maybe it's time to move on.
You know how much this means to us.
["Firework" by Katy Perry continues]
This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!
["Firework" by Katy Perry continues]
You know what's great about hitting rock bottom?
There's only one way left to go,
and that's up!
(Sing)
The store will close in 15 minutes.
[Yawn]
[Music playing]
To the lady in aisle 6...
That was awesome!
[Applause]
[Whistle]
[beep]