♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Kickin all the butts
♫ Buttman
♫ Punch you in the gutts
♫ Buttman
♫ Slap you in the nuts
♫ Buttman
♫ Do the Buttman strut
♫ Buttman
(farting)
(Laughing)
- [Host] Hey yo, it's Agent O.
And Buttman is back.
That's right, but he's in Roblox form. (Laughing)
It's a long story.
But Buttman had to escape from the city
for a couple weeks,
so we decided to invade Roblox.
Ow!
Did you just shoot me in the butt with an arrow?
Dude.
I get your point. (Laughing)
And I'm not going to accept it,
you're goin downtown.
James Brown, that is.
And what better Roblox game to play for Buttman,
than super hero simulator.
Whoa!
Who are you?
Are you just givin me a gun?
Whoa, thank you my master!
We can be friends.
You're safe from Bazooka Monkey now that we're friends.
(Laughing)
Alright, I got my super hero base.
It's lookin a little bare.
Gonna need to build some stuff.
You know, and then get some power
so I can protect the city!
It's very important,
hey! Intruder alert!
Intruder alert!
Ah!
You're in my base!
Get outta here lady!
Ooh, super secret butt shot! (Laughing)
that sent her packin.
Hey, get back here.
I'll teach you to intrude in my base!
Sit still.
Okay, she's sittin still, good.
Yeah!
Butt shots! (Laughing)
One more, one more.
(Laughing)
And the Roblox city is safe once again.
Okay, just build one of these.
Alright.
Yeah.
We're gettin our base, we're goin.
What are we makin over here?
It looks like we're makin blocks that were dipped in
nuclear waste.
Cause they're glowin a little bit.
Yeah, that's cool. (Laughing)
Okay, and then the blocks give ya,
hey, hey you're intruding again!
Intruder alert!
Super secret butt shots!
That's what you get. (Laughing)
Man.
When will she ever learn?
Ooh, check it out,
Buttman has enough for a sidekick yay!
Ah, it's a Superman sidekick.
Ah, oh, okay, you're kinda flyin,
oh that's, that's kind of a weird way to fly.
Yeah you're definitely no Bazooka Monkey,
or Fart Boy,
but, yeah you'll have to do for now. (Laughing)
Okay, flyin upside down?
That's cool.
I need to give my sidekick a name.
I'm gonna call him Doctor Thunderbutt, okay.
(Laughing)
Excuse me Doctor Thunderbutt,
you're getting in my way, jeeze.
What are you doin, flying upside down in front of me?
I'm tryin to get over here.
Whoo, we got enough to unlock this.
Ooh, laser eyes. (Laughing)
I could see that coming in pretty handy.
Alright, let's make some more blocks dipped
in some nuclear waste.
There you go, very good.
Excuse me Doctor Thunderbutt,
Doctor Thunderbutt's always getting up in my business.
Gotta give me a little distance,
I like personal space guys, jeeze.
Ooh, what's this?
Buttman what do you got?
The horn of the Gods,
and the box of demons?
Well with names like that,
I gotta test them out.
Hey buddy do you mind if I try out this? Whoa!
Uh oh, look out buddy.
Oh, the horn of the Gods is sendin somethin
nasty at ya.
Ooh, oh.
Um, I didn't do it.
He was uh, exploded when I got here.
What can I say?
I like to toot my own horn. (Laughing)
Alright just keep upgradin those walls.
Ooh, shiny!
Buttman approves.
Whoa!
Those walls are lookn good!
Buttman your lair's gonna be the best!
Doctor Thunderbutt, what are you doing?
That's less like flying and more like flailing.
I gotta say it, I'm sorry.
Somebody's gotta tell you.
I'm sorry Doctor Thunderbutt.
Sometimes you just have to hear the facts.
The real facts.
Unfiltered.
Otherwise you're never gonna learn. (Laughing)
Alright I better go outside and see if anybody's
breakin any laws,
cause Buttman is here!
Uh oh, sir, sir,
you're in a no loitering area.
That's against the Buttman Roblox rules.
Sorry, had to do it.
Had to laser your face off.
Just had to do it. (Laughing)
Whoa, Doctor Thunderbutt, you have laser eyes too.
That's awesome.
Okay, ooh quest.
Kill Kylo Ren.
Ooh, Kylo Ren's in here?
Oh! (Laughing)
Buttman's takin him down!
Oh I see him.
There he is.
He's over there.
You are going down Kylo! (Laughing)
Ah, you look a lot less like Kylo Ren,
and a lot more like that,
that one lady that kept intruding.
Oh I'm stuck.
I'm stuck in the doorway.
Whao.
Oh, Doctor Thunderbutt, you already killed him
with your laser eyes.
Oh just massage him with,
oh there we go. (Laughing)
Uh oh, she's angry at me.
Doctor Thunderbutt if you spin so much
that you barf, I'm not cleaning it up.
You have to clean it up.
Man why can't I get a decent sidekick around here huh?
Ooh stairs.
I like stairs.
Hey, hey, intruder!
Uh oh, it's that same lady.
She's angry again!
Well quit comin in my place!
What are you doin all up in my business?
Oh!
Doctor Thunderbutt!
I gotta say,
you're about 1000 times more useful
than Bazooka Monkey and Fart Boy.
Probably combined.
(Laughing)
What happens if I go in the conveyor belt?
Hey! Whoa.
And it causes Doctor Thunderbutt to spin uncontrollably.
Whoa, who you shootin at?
Oh she's back again!
What are you doin here lady?
Have some laser eyes! (Laughing)
Laser eye surprise!
I'm sorry lady, but you could never stop the combo
of Buttman and Doctor Thunderbutt.
Yeah, okay.
Hey, hey!
Excuse me, stay out of this.
You're not in this. (Laughing)
Okay, now you inserted yourself in the situation,
this is what happens.
You get laser eyes to the face!
Yeah.
Or to the butt.
Actually you know what?
You know what?
Let's start this quest.
Kill everyone.
(Laughing)
Buttman, did you just become evil?
Oh no. (Laughing)
Well, I gotta do what the quest says.
I got laser eyes.
And I know how to use em.
Hey, where are you goin?
Jump around, jump around.
No I'm sorry, this is a no jumping area.
Yep, that's what I told you,
it's illegal.
You can't jump there.
Oh hey sir,
excuse me.
You can't walk on the grass.
I just planted this grass, you can't walk there.
(Laughing)
See Buttman didn't become evil,
they're all breaking the law.
So that's why I have to you know,
take it,
why is there?
What is this?
Oh, Easter Bunny.
What are you doing?
Why am I getting chased by an Easter Bunny?
Come on Doctor Thunderbutt, hop to it! (Laughing)
Ow.
Oh, he hit me with an egg.
And that's no yolk!
Owee!
Stop throwin eggs at me dude!
What the shell?
Ah!
Buttman's job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Oh. (Laughing)
You're going down Easter Bunny.
Oh no!
Oh Buttman!
What are we gonna do?
Oh no!
Now I lost all my weapons,
and my sidekick?
Oh Doctor Thunderbutt!
I'll always remember the good times
that we had.
I'll get revenge for you Doctor Thunderbutt!
(Laughing)
Hey where you goin buddy?
Oh, you, he was jaywalking. (Laughing)
I had to laser his butt off,
because he was jaywalking.
Laser eye surprise!
Buttman is back,
to laser that face of yours.
Oh, I'm just gonna have to go right inside,
Oh no!
Oh, she had laser doors!
I didn't even realize!
Now you've made Buttman angry.
And you're not gonna like Buttman
when he's angry. (Laughing)
This is what you get for killin me.
You're goin down!
Down town!
Gotta laser some butts, I'm sorry.
(Laughing)
That's what you get.
Okay, I still have a few more people to get.
Uh oh, look at this guy.
Look at this,
I gotta, I gotta take him down.
I gotta kill him with my laser eyes.
Because you know what?
He was stuffin potatoes in his pants,
so, he's got to go. (Laughing)
That's illegal in 49 states, didn't you know?
Hey buddy how's it goin?
It says, "Kill" above your head,
so, um, you know I gotta do it,
cause the game told me so,
so I'm sorry you know.
I'm just gonna massage you with the laser eyes
a little bit.
Don't worry about it,
your butt might fall off.
It's okay.
It's just a temporary side effect,
don't worry about it. (Laughing)
Do I have to come inside?
Okay, excuse me buddy.
I'm gonna give you a butt massage,
with laser eyes, kay?
You're cool with that?
Okay, here you go,
have some butt massage, laser.
(Laughing)
Sorry I had to.
Let's see, how many more do I have to get?
Oh!
Only one left.
Here I come, I got your number! (Laughing)
Wait a second, is your base being protected
by the Easter Bunny?
What's goin on here?
How do you get an Easter Bunny?
Hey, get away from me.
Hey!
Hey, stop throwin eggs at me, Easter Bunny.
Okay, so it all boils down to this huh.
(Laughing)
Ow!
Hey!
Apparently the Easter Bunny needs butt lasers.
There you go, how do you like that Easter Bunny?
Huh, huh?
(Laughing)
Oh you goin down Easter,
wow!
Wow!
He splodied eggs!
Whoa, they're diamonds!
Ooh, I'll take those.
Thank you very much,
oh that's very nice.
Oh hey he stole one of my eggs.
You get a butt laser. (Laughing)
That's what you get. (Laughing)
That's what you get, you don't steal from Buttman.
Nope, nope, nope.
That's illegal.
You can't do that.
You can't do that in the city.
No, no, no.
You can't be doin that.
You can't be jumpin up and down.
No that's illegal.
Sorry, I gotta do it.
Sorry you gotta go down.
Yep.
Yep, yep.
Splody. (Laughing)
Yay!
Since I got that Easter Bunny,
and got all the eggs,
I got enough diamonds,
so I can get Doctor Thunderbutt back!
We're joined, back again!
Thank you so much Doctor Thunderbutt.
Hey buddy.
Ice to meet ya!
What?
What the heck is this thing?
Ice to meet ya, okay.
Wait, what's goin on?
Hey, who's shootin at me?
Hey!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Get her!
Oh Doctor Thunderbutt saves me once again!
Whoa, oh, we're gonna be good friends Doctor Thunderbutt.
The God bow?
I wonder how well this is.
Whoa!
Super snipin action!
Two shot, yeah! (Laughing)
Hey, what's up?
Oh no, she's back! (screaming)
(Laughing)
Oh, way to fall to pieces.
Let's see if I can snipe em from way back here,
it says kill buddy, I'm sorry.
I gotta do it. (Laughing)
Oh wait, that wasn't me that killed him.
I've been shooting the side of the wall
this whole time. (Laughing)
I meant to do that.
Buttman keepin the city safe once again.
Oh no, she's back again! (screaming)
(Laughing)
Thank you Doctor Thunderbutt, once again.
Whoa Doctor Thunderbutt, check it out,
I didn't even realize it,
we can both fly!
Hello sir, how are you doin down there?
Oh what's that?
I'm sorry to hear that you're suffering
from a case of laser butt?
Oh, that's a bummer.
Buttman has a great remedy for that. (Laughing)
Uh oh.
The Easter Bunny's back.
Let's get him from afar.
Alright, she's,
oh, no. (Laughing)
Buttman was trying to shoot lasers
out of his behind.
He hasn't quite acquired that skill yet.
It takes a little bit to get that going.
(Laughing)
I believe I can fly!
Oh Buttman lets see how your landings are in Roblox.
(Laughing)
Well, it looks like it translates just the same.
Another perfect groin landing.
Good job Buttman.
Oh you're goin down!
Hey what the?
What the nuggets?
Oh, oh,
I am going to get my revenge now sir.
Oh what's that
You sneak up on somebody
and just hit em with a sword?
There you go,
that's what you get,
you get shot in the butt.
And then you fall to pieces.
It happens all the time, sorry. (Laughing)
Happened to you to buddy,
oh I can't help it.
Oh there he is again!
Hey, hey buddy.
How do you like,
you know,
just comin up behind people and slice em
in the behind?
Oh you think that's pretty cool, huh?
Well how bout I just shoot you in the butt
a few thousand times,
you like that?
Huh, huh?
Huh? (Laughing)
That's what you get.
Buttman justice.
That's what it is. (Laughing)
Yeah that's right, you guys concentrate
on killing the Easter Bunny,
I'll just concentrate on killing you, okay?
(Laughing)
Buttman you're so mean!
Ooh, oh, whoa! (Laughing)
A little Buttman surprise for everyone.
Okay this time I'm only gonna grab a few,
I'll leave some for the other guys too.
Whoa, check it out Doctor Thunderbutt,
I got super speed! (Laughing)
You can't catch me, nanana, nana.
Hey how's it goin buddy?
Oh, servin up some justice.
The Buttman way.
Alright guys,
well thank you so much for watchin Buttman in Roblox.
Let me know what you think,
if you wanna see more of it,
it you want me to go right back to Grand Theft Auto, okay?
Oh, thank you so much for watchin,
until next time.
Do everything you can to make this a well popular
video on the internet, cause toysick is so good!
Till next time, later, alligators!
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ ♫ Nananana nanana
♫ Buttman
♫ Kickin all the butts