>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE."
[ APPLAUSE ] HELLO, EVERYBODY, I'M YOUR HOST
ELLIOTT PANTS. WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LOOK AT A PICTURE, TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT. IF YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU MIGHT WIN A
TOYOTA BEEF. THE FIRST CAR FOR THICK BOYS.
CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
GINA? >> YES, DADDY.
>> I DON'T LIKE THAT. STEVEN.
>> I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, BUT I WOULD LIKE IT TO
HAPPEN. >> OKAY.
LOUIS? >> WHAT'S UP?
>> I'M INTRODUCING YOU. >> OH, THANK YOU.
>> OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHO IS AVAILABLE
AT 2:00 P.M. ON A WEEKDAY. LET'S GO TO YOUR FIRST PUZZLE.
WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
CAN YOU SPOT IT? >> OH, I GOT IT.
THEY'RE SIBLINGS WHO KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE KISSED.
>> WHAT? NO.
THAT'S NOT CLOSE. >> OH, MAN.
>> LOUIS. >> HER HAIR HAS TOO MANY SHRIMPS
IN IT. >> I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY SHRIMP? >> BY HER EARS ARE SHRIMP.
>> NO, THOSE ARE HER PIG TAILS. YEAH.
THAT'S NOT SHRIMP. GETTING A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
THIS. GINA.
>> HE'S POINTING AT HER BUTT DOOR AND EXPLAINING ITS
FEATURES. >> NO.
SOMETHING IN THIS PICTURE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
>> THEY'RE GAY. >> WHAT?
>> BOYS AND GIRLS CAN'T BE GAY ON EACH OTHER.
THAT DON'T WORK. HAS TO BE THE SAME.
>> NO. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
SOMETHING IS MISSING IN THE PICTURE.
LOUIS. >> LOVE.
PLUS THE KNOCKERS BEHIND THEM DON'T HAVE NIPPLES.
>> OKAY. THAT'S A BUSH.
>> THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. >> CAN YOU REALLY NOT SEE IT?
THE SWING IS MISSING A ROPE. >> THEN WHY ARE THEY SMILING?
>> BECAUSE HIS JEANS LEAVE VERY LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION AND
THEY LIKE THAT. >> WELL, THAT MADE ME ANGRY.
ALL RIGHT. HERE IS YOUR NEXT PICTURE.
GINA. >> YEAH, I GOT IT.
SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD BUT THE BOOBIES GREW TOO FAST.
>> OH, MY GOD, NO. >> THE TWINS ARE IN THE FISH
TANK AND SHE CAN'T GET OUT. >> THAT IS NOT A FISH TANK, THAT
IS A MIRROR. >> THEN WHERE ARE ALL THE FISH?
>> I HATE YOU. STEVEN.
>> OH, I SEE IT NOW. THE ANSWER IS SHE JUST DID
BLACKFACE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS SHE GOT THE
JOB. NOW WHAT?
>> NO. NOW, STOP IT.
THE REFLECTION IS WEARING A BELT.
IT'S WEARING A BELT. ALL RIGHT, NEXT.
>> OH, I KNOW. HER CHAIR IS EMPTY BECAUSE SHE
JUST GOT RAPTURED. BUT ONCE SHE GOT UP THERE, GOD
DID A TWIRL AND HIS ROBE FLEW UP AND SHE THINKS SHE SAW HIS
THING. >> GROSS!
WRONG. >> THE OBJECTS COME TO LIFE AT
NIGHT BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THEY'RE POOR.
>> FOR THE LOVE OF -- >> THAT COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS AND
I HATE TO TELL YOU BUT IT'S AIDS.
>> UH, ARE YOU OKAY, MR. PANT? >> NO.
AND IT'S PANTS. LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT IS THAT? >> A DATE TENT?
>> THAT IS NOT A TENT. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS JUNE
31st. OKAY.
WE'RE DOING EXACTLY ONE MORE OF THESE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? >> OH, SHE'S WEARING
ROLLERBLADES INSTEAD OF ICE SKATES.
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND I THINK IT'S MY WIFE.
CAN I SAY HI? >> THAT IS A DRAWING.
THIS HAS BEEN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WE GOT TO START SCREENING
THESE PEOPLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]