- Bite your tongue!
- Bite thy tongue!
- Bite thy serpent tongue!
- Thou hast done this to thyself.
Bite thy tongue!
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- Gentlemen.
- Can you hear me?
Hello?
- Are you comfy out at Thousand Peaks
when you have no signal?
Sometimes I'm like, I want to jump in a van
and run back to base, and they're like,
"Why?" And I'm like,
"I peed my pants."
'Cause base camp has Wi-Fi, but then you get there
and you're like,
"What am I looking at? What's happening?"
Do you know, how we can fix this problem?
If production had that antenna thing that they-
- Or Yellowstone moves to the big city.
It's an inbox.
What do they call it?
And then
(connection noises)
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- This,
is the Dutton Ranch.
- We were there together.
You missed the biker scene.
I really enjoyed this sequence as a whole.
It's a three act piece in the car together on the way,
getting out, trying to diffuse it,
act two, and then Teeter
deciding to tee off on the first dude.
- You kind of roll up, we see all the bikes
and then we see y'all there just sitting
around a fire and you're like,
"Okay, well how is this gonna go down?"
It's too early to get in a fight.
We pretty much had like four
or five people, bikers per individual.
It was a pretty, I slept pretty well that night.
I definitely had a lavender bath.
- We always get whooped,
we're not out there just like "Pow, pow,"
we're just getting beaten.
- Thrown over shoulders, down on the ground.
And we didn't have any stunt doubles that day.
- No.
- We did it all
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- I see the women in this valley
have gotten a lot more fashionable.
- Yeah?
You see Chippendale's changed their policy on capped teeth.
- What's that?
- Josh Holloway is one of the nicest actors I've ever met.
I think he's incredible.
Those scenes are so fun to watch
and seeing the way that it translates
from the page, the script, hilarious.
And then those actors; to see Kelly Reilly's comedic chops
because she's so funny too.
- Bob Schwartz's girl.
- I'm nobody's girl.
- You're somebody's girl.
- Okay,
let's stop speaking in Billy Joel songs for starters, okay?
- She's found someone
that she can spar with, legitimately.
- Yeah another intellectual.
Yeah.
And then you can see that her eyes twinkle a little bit
like this is a formidable opponent.
I want to play for a minute.
- Which gets her excited.
- Have you given any thought at all
to the ranchers who live here?
What will happen to them?
- What will happen to them?
They won't have to be ranchers anymore
'cause they're all so fucking rich.
- Good answer.
- Beth can get anyone's goat,
so it's so exciting to see her go
up against someone who you just can't ruffle.
- Right, my mistake you fucking cheese dick.
- You know what I mean?
He's like a real float like a butterfly.
Like you can't fucking ruffle that guy.
- He's literally floating around in the water.
- Like he's happy to be here,
And it's because he has so much power.
So much power and status and money,
- And backed up by so much power.
- It's so much harder to get him angry.
- Mind the flowers when you leave.
- I like this girl.
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- Is it, is it Teeter or Tater?
How do you say it?
- Tee-ter.
- What's that?
- One more time.
- Tee-ter.
- Your name Peter?
- Teeter.
- What's that?
You got to keep the tongue forward on the T.
- Teeter.
- That's gibberish.
- What do you have?
They're all deeply foul.
- Everything.
- Do I look like my fucking name is Peter?
You skunk haired motherfucker?
- Do I look like my name is Peter, you skunk haired mo-
- That's pretty good.
- Skunk haired?
- That's 'cause that's the color of his hair.
- Understood that didn't you, you bow legged bastard?
- I love that line.
- You understood that didn't you, you bow legged bastard.
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- The cattle on your side of the fence.
- You oughta tell your boy to watch the bass in his voice
when he speaks to me.
- I sort of keep my voice up here most of the time.
And then when I'm around Cole Hauser,
I try to kinda drop it down
and just sort of legitimize myself in his eyes.
So back up here with you guys.
Hey, I feel comfortable.
I'm at home.
I can really be myself.
This is what my voice really sounds like.
But as soon as I'm acting with Cole, it's like,
"Hey, Rip.
What's up?
- So that would be adding or increasing the base.
- Adding more base.
- It sounds like he doesn't like that
- You definitely don't want to talk lower than him.
And I couldn't if I tried,
physiologically I'm not capable.
It's all in your chest cavity thing.
- You're trained vocally,
what's your low note?
See that?
- This is probably the lowest.
That's not even in the audible spectrum.
I can't even hear that.
- This is what I sound like when I wake up in the morning.
- Dog whistle.
- Yeah.
So that's the low.
That's why when I engage with Rip,
I don't even try to go down that path
because I think I would be out on the train very quickly.
- 'Sup.
- What's up?
Hey there Rip.
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- Know what I think looks hot,
when a girl wears a jacket,
like it's a shirt,
like nothing underneath.
Just the jacket.
- This scene,
it's so damn charming,
like you fall in love with her and your relationship.
It says so much.
- That was such a fun day
because Eden Brolin is also pretty afraid of Cole Hauser.
It was a really exciting opportunity
for Eden to sort of have that stuff with Cole,
to have to sort of own that space so fully
in the way that Mia does.
And she does an incredible job.
She comes in there with this insane,
80 words,
massive monologue,
where she's talking about all this crazy shit.
- If you think about it,
it's sexy
when men wear exactly what they're supposed to wear,
but for girls it's sexy to wear
what you're not supposed to wear.
I don't know.
I wonder why that is.
I guess it's the taboo of it.
- Eden is such a good actor
that Mia owns that space so fully.
In a space with Rip
who ostensibly is the highest status character
in any room that John Dutton is not in.
And also Rip is a bit of a father figure for Jimmy.
So there's that terrifying thing
of introducing your girlfriend to your dad.
It's very frightening.
And Cole also is such an incredible comedic actor.
- For sure.
- You know that song, Rip?
- What song?
- Turtles All the Way Down.
Let me play it for you.
You're going to love it.
- Yes, Mia,
put on some music,
wouldn't that be nice, Jimmy?
Some music would be nice, wouldn't it?
- Cole's so rarely gets
to stretch his comedic muscles on the show.
So it's so fun to sit there and watch Cole.
- I swear. You're going to love it.
- Right.
- 'Cause Cole has a better sense of comedic timing
and a better sense of using his ethos
as Rip for comedy's sake.
- Right.
- Come here.
Come here
When we get back to the ranch, I'm gonna kill you,
with my bare fucking hands, Jimmy.
I'm gonna kill you for this.
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- Hello Forrie J Smith.
- Jimmy, you ain't got sense enough
to pour warm piss out of your boot.
- Let's just break this one down.
'Cause this is unclear to me,
first of all how does the piss get in the boot?
- I've thought about this a lot.
- And if it's really cold out,
you might want to leave it in there.
- You pee yourself,
you're frightened or under extreme duress.
You yourself pee,
your boot fills up with that pee as it runs down your leg.
- Got it.
- And then if one had any sense, one might empty one's boot.
- But if it's really chilly.
- If it's really chilly or if one peed in a wet suit.
- It just seemed like a lot was going on,
I had my chaps on, I had my Long Johns on, my jeans on,
it just seems like there's a lot of areas
that it would never make it to the boot,
just seems like it would get real-
- The piss would be soaked up.
- The warmth would only last for so long.
And then you'd want to get that piss out of there.
- As soon as that piss gets out of your body,
it's cooling down.
I'm aware of the insult
Why is there piss in my boot?
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- I don't know if I can be in a relationship
with someone who shows such poor judgment.
- First butt I ever saw was in the film Waterworld
and now I've shown my butt on television
and it just really makes me smile to think that out there,
there might be a young Jeff watching Yellowstone
and seeing his first human ass.
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- Waterworld was the first time I saw a woman's butt.
So in a lot of ways, I think that Kevin is-
- That's six espressos catching up with you.
- Kevin is in part responsible-
for
- Seeing a woman's butt?
- Sort of a formative experience
for a pre-pubescent Jefferson White.
Waterworld.
- What you're saying,
You saw an ass in Waterworld.
- Yeah.
- That was your first ass on TV.
Then now your ass is on TV.
And you're thinking about someone watching your ass on TV.
Where does that end?
- I think, yeah,
one of the big themes this season is legacy.
- It's just turtles all the way down,
- Is this idea of-
- Do they now go into acting
so that they can show their butt?
- Exactly. Yeah.
Perpetuating a cycle of exploitation, I don't know.
- Yours.
- My butt.
- Not a stunt butt.
- My own butt.
They asked me, they said,
"Hey we can get any number of stunt butts in here.
It's gonna be hard to match your butt."
My butt's a hard butt to match.
- Yeah 'cause you got the scars.
- Yeah, I've got the scars.
It's a very specific butt,
as any of Yellowstone's 35 billion viewers could tell you.
Those are the real numbers we just looked.
- I feel like we should explore this deeper.
- Yeah. That's the kind of thing that me
and my therapist will be talking about for a long time.
- As long you addressed it.
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- Rip, have you figured out how to do this
without all of us getting trampled?
- Let's just get up there as fast as we can
and just chase them sons of bitches down the mountain.
- I think after three seasons of writing,
that's a moment where you are even like,
well this is pretty phenomenal.
- I don't think it's been captured on film
that many horses being run in that kind of scape.
That's like something-
- I mean,
if you had hundreds of acres of just wide open space
and these beautiful horses
- People are going to think maybe that we fudged it somehow.
- Of course, we didn't, at all,
all of those horses are real.
We're doing all of the riding,
in element that we are not even familiar with
because it's not like we're pushing cattle, you know?
I've never pushed horses before.
The landscape and the beauty of it all.
And it's just, again,
it's something that you read and you're like,
"How are we even gonna do this?"
As an artist, you're just kinda like,
okay there'll be a green screen
and I'll do this or something.
We're like, no, no, no.
What he wrote is what we're gonna do
and that's pretty fascinating.
- You know I got half a mind to run up that hill
and do it again.
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- Okay, just some ground rules between you two.
Let's try to keep it clean.
Keep it above the belt.
Protect yourself at all times.
- Listen tell that to Denim's mom.
- So we had this day, right?
- Season two,
- Season two, we had the cougar thing.
- Okay. So just to clarify, Colby's mom,
that's a cougar?
- That'll be the last time you ever refer
to my mom as a cougar.
- She prefers wild cat.
- And that was an improvised line, season two-
- We had no idea that he was gonna use any of that.
- We didn't know.
We were just talking shit, as we do,
and then they use that line in the edit,
and then Taylor, I guess,
liked it so much
that he started writing that whole sub plot.
- Yeah,
there's a whole other layer of our relationship now
where you're just completely obsessed with my mom.
- Hey bro, just try not to rope my dick
or your mom's gonna be really pissed.
- That was funny.
- And that's very strange.
And this time,
you just went a little too far.
Right? Which I think that you really kind of broke
through some boundaries that we had
and we never really addressed that.
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- So I think that I was kind of maybe
- Pain?
- Yeah. I think I was kinda just a little bit
like maybe holding that in, you know
and I think that now I feel kind of comfortable
as a recap to kind of go back
and talk about me feeling a little bit violated
emotionally in that way.
- I think that Jimmy,
much like Jeff and Denim,
I think that Jimmy has profound respect for Colby.
- Yeah.
- And I think sometimes just like with a schoolyard crush,
you might make fun of the person who you admire most
to try to get their attention.
I think that Jimmy, in some ways, teases Colby
because he respects him so much
and respects his mother so much.
- Just a little hair pulling,
is that what we're talking about?
- And also much like in real life,
Colby could just beat Jeff's ass.
Colby could beat Jimmy's ass
and Denim could beat Jeff's ass.
And I know that.
I know it deep inside me.
- Wait you've never felt threatened
that that was ever going to happen.
- No, never once.
- Okay.