- Sorry to get so angry at you.
- It's as big as a baby's arm.
- Yeah.
- Oh. That does not sound nice.
- Okay. If I was trapped in a cave
and someone gave this to me, I'd eat it.
- That needs to be discontinued immediately.
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- Hi, I'm Lida.
- Hey, I'm Godfrey.
- And today we are trying Costco food for the first time.
- Yes!
- Never had Costco food in my life.
- Never ever.
- I'm intrigued.
A little bit worried.
- Never tried the food.
Never been.
I've been to other wholesalers but not Costco before now.
- What you worried about?
- I don't know what it's like.
I've never been.
- I didn't even know there was Costco in the UK.
- Yeah.
- Well I do know that they do massive portions there.
Costco. - Yeah.
- I'm excited to try this food.
Let's go.
- Whoo.
- Damn!
- Big boy.
- Ooh.
- I could smell that frankfurter a mile off.
- It's like Costco, America, large.
- Yeah. Massive.
- I'm not gonna lie it, it doesn't look that appetizing.
- Yeah, it's such stock photo of hot dog.
- This is how I typically would have it.
- I think I've done a great job of that.
- Mmm.
- That bread's a bit dry innit?
- But the hot dog is nice actually.
- I like the consistency of the hot dog.
- Kind of want another bite.
- I kind of do as well.
- I'm into it.
- Yeah?
- I kind of like these like processed hot dog things.
- I'm not gonna lie, I'll probably scarf this down.
- There's nothing wrong with it.
- No.
- Like it's a good hot dog.
- It's a solid piece of meat.
- Costco vs. IKEA.
That's what I'm comparing this to, personally.
This is is nowhere near.
- But this is bigger.
- Sometimes you need a little wiener.
- I'm gonna give an eight.
- I was gonna give it an eight as well.
- Yeah. I think it's really good.
- God, five.
- Seven.
- Where are you eating on a daily basis?
If that's a seven?
- A solid five. Sits in the middle. Yeah.
- I think three. It is good bang for buck, so it's good.
Yeah.
- A three?
- Oh.
Oh no.
- Oh my God. The smell is so like cheesy.
- I hope they taste good, cause presentation's zero for me.
- Look at that.
- I was hungry.
- Yeah. That's pretty good.
- That's pretty good.
- Oh no.
- No?
- That's my idea of Hell.
- I like it.
- I'm not sure how I feel about it.
It's a bit like, it's stodgy.
- It tastes so unhealthy, but it's good.
- I kind of like it.
Okay. That's not flattering.
- Yeah, don't do that.
- I think I can sit down and just eat this whole thing
- How will we rate this?
- Yeah.
- It's very big.
Like, that is massive.
- It looks like a panini that's been left out
for six months.
- Can you imagine like a child eating this?
This is the size of a child.
- It's as big as a baby's arm.
Yeah.
- It's got everything you need.
It's got chicken, bacon, cheese in a pastry.
- The chicken tastes like pigeon.
Although actually, pigeon-
- Pigeon is quite nice.
- Can be quite nice.
That's a disservice to pigeon.
- I would give this a strong 7.
- I will give it a 7.5 because I gave that hot dog a 7.
- Wow.
- I'm gonna give this a six.
I think a solid six.
- I'd give it a seven.
- I'll give it a six.
- A one. Yeah.
- I like that. That is nice and chilled.
- Really? Yeah.
Do you not like this?
- No.
- This looks great to me.
- Cheers.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Oh my God.
It literally tastes like-
- Rubicon?
- Like mango ice cream.
- She thick.
- It's ooh.
- Okay.
- The first second of the sip.
- Yeah.
- You think, "Oh, this is nice."
And then it hits you.
Slightly washing up liquid aftertaste.
- What?
- I really like that.
- On a hot day, you can't go wrong with this thing.
I'm sorry.
- Juices are going for seven pounds these days,
so I'll take this.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- One pound 75.
- It's pretty good.
- You could have that on a beach.
- Yeah.
- This has taken me back straight being a boy again.
So love this.
- You should have done this whole thing blind.
Cause you are, you're judging the looks and you thought,
"Well actually, these taste good."
- You can tell this is one of those splashy machine things.
- Straight 8 out of 10 for me. Love it.
- I'll give it a good 7.
7.5.
- I think it's-
- A six and a half.
- Six and a half.
Oh yeah.
- I'm gonna give it a 3 and a half.
- Oh my god.
- I would give it a 6 of 10.
- Okay. Costco, I'm so sorry.
I'm a fan.
Clearly she isn't.
- Can I still get a Costco card?
Because-
- That is a monster piece of pizza.
- Bloody Hell!
It's the size of my face.
This is huge.
- The way the pepperonis!
- It's like so symmetrical.
- That looks like it's gonna give me stomach problems.
- Yeah.
- They've done it so well.
- Okay. I already have feedback for this.
The back's greasy.
- That's a good pizza.
But it is school dinnery as well.
- I'm very thrown off.
Doesn't taste like pizza.
- It's very nice.
- It is nice.
It's nice in the way that I kind of hate myself,
I feel like.
- It's not bad.
- Really? I don't understand your palate.
- It's not the worst pepperoni I've had.
It's decent.
- I don't know if the dough is fully cooked.
Oh my god.
I'm really going in on this.
- It's very saucy.
It's very cheesy.
It's just like intense.
- If you're expecting a pizza from Costco,
I think this is pretty decent.
- Yeah, it's very doughy.
- See, I like that.
I don't want a thin crust.
I want deep pan.
- For a place that doesn't sell pizza mainly.
This is good.
- Yeah, it's not bad.
- I would definitely eat this again.
- You're gonna eat the whole thing after this.
- I will be.
- It's like a good oven pizza.
It's in between that and a Pizza Hut.
I would say.
- I'll give it a five.
- See, that's not good.
I would give it a five as well.
Yeah, a five as well.
- As pizza goes, I'm giving this a five and a half.
- Okay, a four.
- What are your scores?
I want to know.
- I would give it a seven.
- I'm gonna give this pizza an 8.5.
- Wow.
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- This is really British food, isn't it?
- This is huge as well.
- If you're a fan of Ready Meals and it looks-
- Yeah.
- It looks good.
- You're already complaining.
Come on, give it a chance.
- Ooh. There's a very thick layer of like potato.
- It's a really thick layer of potato.
- Oh, maybe I'll just eat that instead.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- It should be less potato to meat filling.
- Oh, it's really good actually.
- It's tasty, yeah.
- The meat is very flavorsome.
- This is quite tasty though.
- No, it's good.
- This is very much airplane food to me.
- It's all nice.
It's like each layer is good.
- Actually. The gravy is quite nice.
- It's good. Yeah.
- The cheese I think could have been better.
- I'd probably give this a four.
What's not to like?
- But you scored it a four.
I'm gonna give it a five and a half.
- I give a seven out of ten.
How about you?
- I agree. I think this is a seven.
- I think this might be an eight.
- Because I don't really like pies,
I'm gonna start at a five, but I'm gonna bump up to a six
cause it actually is quite nice.
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- Whoa.
- Oh my God.
- Happy Birthday!
- Yes.
- No, you have to cut first,
and then I'll scream, when it gets to the bottom.
- What do you mean?
- That's like, do you not do that when you were younger?
- Woo.
- Oh. Oh, I thought you meant like, "Argh!"
- You cut yourself a slightly smaller slice.
- Yay!
- No, the first one.
- Okay.
- I can't go back to savory after this.
You know that, right?
- Oh dear.
- Well, okay.
- Mmm.
- He loves it.
That was really good.
- Oh my God.
- That is so good.
- This will make anyone happy.
- That's everything I hoped it would be and more.
- Yeah. It's nice.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
- You like literally-
- This is good cake.
- I took a bite of that,
and immediately I'm a six year old boy at a party
who's leaving with that little goody bag.
And then you bring the cake,
the extra cake wrapped in an napkin.
- You know when you buy icing from a shop,
that's what that tastes like.
It doesn't taste fresh.
- Good frosting, good sponge, nice flavors.
- Yeah.
- I think the only thing I would say
is I want a bit more jam.
- [Producer] Did you finish it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. He demolished it.
- Of course I'm finishing this thing.
- I don't know if it can be improved.
If someone described a birthday cake.
- Yeah.
- Especially like the taste,
this is what a birthday cake should taste like.
- It's getting a 6.5.
Well done, Costco.
Well done.
- [Producer] What?
What was the highest thing that you've given today?
Like a seven?
- 6.5. That's a 6.5.
- I'm gonna give that a seven.
- Oh!
- I'd give this an eight out of ten.
- I'll give it seven and a half out 10.
Just because the icing wasn't my favorite.
- It's a 10 out of 10 for me.
- Yeah, I think for the genre,
I'd give it a 10 as well.
- The genre!
- I think overall it's pretty decent.
- Portion size wise, I feel like you are covered.
- Good, hearty, simple food, done decently. Fairly.
- Belly filling, beige food.
- Yeah.
- If that's what you're after, then great.
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