Welcome back.
While Andy keeps walking, I want to talk about some
of the commercials that I've been seeing on TV.
Companies have started doing new commercials that
talk about quarantine and there are some new products
inspired by quarantine.
Here's one that I saw the other day.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUMPING]
The sound of your upstairs neighbor
doing Zumba at 10:45 PM.
Isolation.
An episode of Property Brothers that you're pretty sure
you've already seen.
Yeah.
Oh, unless you just want a little--
Oh, yeah.
Isolation.
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The smell of a meal made with ingredients you
have left in your refrigerator.
Is that mustard pie?
Isolation.
A game of scrabble that seemed like a good idea an hour
ago but now has become an argument over whether or not
the plural of moose is meese.
Isolation.
Capture the essence of home confinement
with Isolation, the new fragrance from Chanel.
One smell of isolation and you'll
ask yourself, when was the last time I showered?
Isolation, personal fragrance and hand sanitizer.
Available at Macy's.
Are they still in business?
[CHUCKLES] Isolation.
That sounded funny.
Yeah, it was funny.
How are you doing?
How many steps, Andy?
Let me check.
536 so far.
All right, $536.
Think of the children.
OK.
Keep Going.
All right.
I found it helps to see familiar faces like Andy
and tWitch while I'm in quarantine.
I also wanted to be able to see my executive producer Mary.
So I made her out of a mop.
I'm keeping her six feet away to be safe just because.
I don't know, just because.
Now, the real Mary is quarantined at home
with her family, but mop Mary has been very busy lately.
It turns out, this is not the only show she's been on.
Take a look.
11th person voted out of Survivor, winners of war.
You need to bring me your torch.
The tribe has spoken.
Nick, who is the winner of this battle?
The winner of this battle is Arei.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) And if you marry--
In our society today no wedding is really normal.
But even by modern standards, this is an unusual wedding.
You may now kiss.
[CHEERING]
Beautiful.
Oh, so pretty.