- So a couple people did respond to your headshot.
They asked if you were mentally unstable
but at least they responded.
- Um, okay.
- Right and also I have to say your social media game
sucks, Gary, big time.
You need to spice it up a little bit so more people
will follow you, it really helps.
- I mean my Instagram game is pretty tight.
- Oh, interesting, does tight mean awful now?
Because let's just see what we have here right.
Food, food, food, a bridge, a dead bird, food.
Yeah, really, this is embarrassing.
Okay, that's an embarrassing profile.
- I mean a dead bird.
What if I'm naked?
- That's not a good idea, not with your body type.
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(electronic game music)
- Ha ha ha ha, what's up it's Gary from Gary gram.
I'm chillin at my crib with my best friend
and my roommate, Rick.
He's playing video games high on weed.
I'm about to get high too.
Like this video ladies, so maybe come over?
I don't know.
- What the hell was that?
- Amy said my social media game sucks.
My Instagram's wack, I mean, which is totally ridiculous.
- I told you dude, it fucking sucks.
A dead bird?
- Haha, yeah.
- Let me see your phone, I can help.
- What are you doing?
- Hey what's up, it's Rick, I'm here with Gary,
we're about to blow up his gram.
- What?
- And his face.
- What the fuck man!
- Now watch.
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- The video's got over 2,000 views
and I have 300 new friends.
- Haha, yeah, told you, I know my shit dog.
- Dude.
- Now you gotta keep going, deliver good shit.
- Do I have to hurt my body every time?
- Do you want to?
- No, of course not, can't you help me
without hitting me in the face?
- On one condition.
- Okay, what?
- I get complete creative control, no exceptions.
- Alright, I don't know if I want to give up like every.
- Okay you food pic posting little bitch!
- Okay, alright, alright, Jesus.
Alright, you can have complete creative control.
- Smart, smart.
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- Lookin good, kid, these are some funny memes, Gary.
Although my favorite is still the one where you get slapped.
Gary, this photo has 10,000 likes.
Woah, you're in the game now.
Alright this is going to make my job easier,
which is great, I gotta jump.
- Okay thank you Amy, bye love you.
Dude, holy shit, thank you so much, you killed it!
Did you hear how fired up she was?
- All for the love of the gram, player,
all for the love of the gram.
- Now it's time to celebrate with a little Indonesia.
- Ah, I don't think weed goes good with cereal.
Psych, oh!
- There's Rick.
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- Munchy town, going munchy town, we hittin munchy town,
hitting munchy town.
- Munchy butt, munchy butt.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
That's a lot of jalapeno.
- Need that booty heat.
- Yeah that's too much booty heat.
We're gonna need more toilet paper,
why don't we do one barbecue.
- I said, complete creative control.
- With chips?
- Yeah.
- Hey are you Gary?
At Gary gram?
- Yeah.
- I thought so, you fucking stole @skinnygoys meme bro.
You fucking suck.
- Wait, what?
- You're a piece of shit joke thief.
- No, not, I'm so high right now.
What is he talking about?
- It's the unforgivable sin, bro.
I got a buddy who works at Instagram,
I'm gonna get you banned.
- For what the, what's happening, what?
He's taking a picture, no!
- Hahaha, I have 278,000 followers bro.
You are fucked!
- You know, yeah, we can get some barbecue.
- Okay now I really want to hit you with a brick.
Stealing, are you insane?
- I know, I'm sorry, I had no idea, I swear Amy,
I had no idea that those were other people's photographs.
I had no idea.
- Well a lot of casting directors won't even let me
submit you for background work, Meryl Streep.
Delete it now.
- I will, I will, I will, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm sorry.
Fuck, fuck, what in the fuck man.
Why did you do that?
Those are other people's photographs,
why didn't you tag them?
- Whatever man, those guys are a bunch of nerds anyway.
There's real problems going on, we're in a drought bro.
- Yeah, man, totally, solve the world Rick.
Dude this is my profile, I just moved to town
and now I'm a thief.
- Oh, shit.
- That's me @Garygram, this is how you tag somebody
in a photo, you thief.
Everybody chainsaw this guy's dick off.
Wow that's great, I've got that to look forward to.
- This hate photo of you has 356,000 likes, dude!
- I'm gonna fight this guy, do people still fight?
Does that even happen?
(camera click)
What are you doing?
- I'm gonna name that one thief for Sutherland.
The internet man, so cool.
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