*Rumbling*
Sarge: Double Rainbow what is that!?
Simmons: It's some kind of crack, the atmosphere must be breaking apart!
Donut: Repent! Repent! The end is here!
Grif: Welp, I'll be in my bunk, I'm gonna catch some Z's, see you, guys
Simmons: You're choosing to die while taking a nap
Grif: It's how I lived, Simmons, it's how I lived.
Sarge: Ya know? In some weird way, I actually respect that. Adios, dirt bag
*Creaking and rumbling*
Texas: I guess this is it.
Church: Hey Tex? There's something I needed to tell you. I think it's important that I say this.
Tex: Wait a second, I can take the whole "At peace with the world" thing
and I can even stomach all the "accept your fate" stuff, but;
Do me a favor okay? Don't say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I mean we are space warriors, right?
We should try to maintain some level of credibility.
Church: No no no, Tex. No. I think I just figured out what the Director couldn't, and Alpha either.
*Inhale* It was you Tex, all along.
See I thought, I thought WE made YOU. The Director, the Fragments.
But that's not the case.
You made us.
When the Alpha was created, you just kinda came along for the ride.
You gave the Director the idea that he could make something more.
That he could split the Alpha up.
Don't you get it? you were the memory.
You were the key.
You were so strong; You made a whole other person.
God.
He always wanted to find you, you know to get you right, to see you one last time
And he wanted me to be able to do the same.
To find you in here or- To find you in here or just go down another iteration.
Figure out this little "Tex" problem.
Figure out how to do it right.
But now I know.
I know how to fix all of this. How to end it once and for all
It was so simple all along.
I just need to tell you three words.
Three words I wasn't capable of telling you before.
Tex: Oh, Oh okay wait a minute; Are you gonna say "I love you?"
Church: No tex, no.
I'm not gonna say "I love you."
I'm going to say "I forget you." I forget you.
I'm letting you go.
OKAY WORLD!
DO YOUR FUCKIN' WORST!
Cause I sure as hell just did mine.
*Echoing loudly* Caboose: It's opening! It's working!
Church: Wht the fuck was that.
*Echoing loudly* Caboose: I see him! He's in there! he's okay!
Sarge: IS that caboose?
Simmons: Is Caboose... God?
*Questioningly* I mean, I kind of see it know that I think about it.
*Assuringly* Sure would explain the fuck out of the platypus.
Sarge: Well that's just great, Caboose is God. I guess that makes me the first person
in the history of the universe that doesn't want to go to heaven
*grunt* Great job Blue Team! You find a way to make everything suck
*Echoing loudly* Sarge: What? Let me see moron, it's just a bunch of circuits
Caboose: No, the circuits are glowing! He's alive!
Simmons: Uuum...Sarge? What are you doing up there?
Sarge: What? Is that me? And more importantly, why am I talking with a Blue?
Attention enormous version of myself! I order you to attack!
Church: No
NO!!
The memory unit isn't dying! It isn't the end of the world!
It's a fucking rescue mission!
NO!!!
Sarge: Well get him outta there!
Church: No! No, stop! Stop it! Leave me here!
Director: Our next phase is ready to begin, Carolina
We will be asking you to do a great, many things
Carolina: I'm ready, sir
Director: Some of these things might be...
questionable
Carolina: I'll do whatever it takes, you've given me everything, I would do anything for you
Church: No, no! Dammit! Why? Why did you do it?
Caboose: Church! You're alive! Yeah, I knew it! Yeah, I told them! Yeah she was right!
Yeah, we could get you out!
Sarge: Alright then, we're square, Blue. We helped you get your shiny blue buddy out, so that makes us--
Church: What are you doing here?
Caboose: Saving you! We found you in the place where they were keeping you and we traveled a really
really long way to come to this place and fought a bunch of people, and then fought a bunch of more people
and then we got here, and took you, and saved you, the end!
Church: But why would you do that, why?
Sarge: Well clearly it wasn't to hear "Thank you."
Grif: *distant* Hey! We're taking fire out here!
Church: Thank you? You fucked everything up! I was at peace! I had it figured out, it was over! Put me back
Sarge: Put you back? Buddy, We just fought through an entire military base to reach you.
And now you wanna go back!?
Church: YES!
Caboose: She said we need you, she was the one who knew how to get you out
Church: She?
Who are you talking about? Tex? The real Tex?
Caboose: Tex? No, no not Tex. The new lady
Church: New lady?
Carolina: Hey there, Alpha. Been looking for you for a long time
Church: Oh no
Carolina: Now that I've found you, you're gonna help me do what I should have done years ago
You're gonna help me kill the Director