What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
My parents moved me out into the middle of no where at the age of 16.
There's a large field in the middle of the woods a few miles away.
Me and my girlfriend go out there a few weeks after living there and proceed to get busy and a few minutes later I hear a helicopter near by don't think anything of it and all of a sudden there's a large spotlight on us.
The national guard uses it as a training area to practice night landings
Pounding a girl in doggy; she starts cumming and I see a bit of poop come out of her asshole ...
I push it back in.
Later she says she liked how I played with her ass right when she was coming ... NOPE
mid way she said she was tired and made me go home
give your money to edhi or population matters.
to answer your queries yes i think she was being polite and it was a performance issue but i still like to think she actually was tired because i've been too tired to wank so it's not out of the range of possibility.
i went back to my mate's place where i'd come from and people started asking me if i'd gone to see a girl for sex since i was gone for less than an hour.
i just told them no
Cops busted down the door of a bedroom of a party I was at just as I was coming from a blow job.
She bolted and it's just me and the cop with my dick still pulsing.
He goes "Jesus beep Christ get the beep outta here" So I had to tuck and run.
Drank too much and woke up next to a girl realizing I had pissed the bed.
I grabbed a half empty beer from the end table and threw it on the bed to play it off as a spilt beer.
She played it cool at the time acting like she believed me, but as soon as we started seeing different people she said I owed her a new mattress.
beep on a sofa bed and it folded up with us in it.
We had to get her sister to come unfold it so we could get out.
Got a scar on my rump to this day where I got jabbed with a rogue spring.
Sex was getting good and I asked him to go "harder", dude's response?
He punched me in the face.
I started crying, I never been hit like that before.
He apologized by saying "Oh sorry I was pretending you were my ex girlfriend and she liked being punched in the face."
Probably when I got a bj from my girlfriend at 18 (wasn’t even my first or anything) or well, she was going to, we made out and instead what happened is I knew I was in trouble the minute my dick came out, she wrapped her hand around it and didn’t even have time to tug up or down, I swear I felt the tendon in her arm like tense and that’s it, and I started cumming.
That’s bad enough but I was cumming so damn hard too, like eyes rolling back in my head and having to tilt my neck a certain way cause jizz was hitting near my head.
She laughed hysterically but kept jerking like a champ.
We got married and now I don’t nut quick.
Being the third wheel in a threesome.
Never again.
Edit for who is asking for story time:
Three of us went to the movies and back to his place, nothing planned, heat of the moment stuff.
She [37F] says she would like to watch him [42M] and me [26M] do it.
Halfway through it he loses, ahem, power, and she snatches him for herself as I lie there bored.
My MIL walking into the room to give us morning coffee... while I was under the covers giving my husband (back then he was my boyfriend) a blow job.
I stopped when the door opened and stayed under the duvet.
She then tried to talk to us and asked why I was hiding.
Most awkward experience ever.
My step father liked to joke around and ask embarrassing questions.
He ask me and my wife how was the upside-down sex last night.
She hit me on the shoulder saying you told him.
I said no, but you just did.
My step father went beet red.
He never gets embarrassed.
He never made any sex jokes with us after that.
I farted while getting eaten out.
He proposed about 4 months later though, so it worked out lmao
My first time.
She gave me a blowjob and when I was about to cum she said let's take this to the bedroom.
She gave me a condom and bent over the bad annnnnd couldn't stay hard.
Probably a combination of nerves, standing up, and the condom, but pretty embarrassing.
She ended up giving me another blowjob, but she said she hates the taste of cum and to tell her when I was about to.
Every time I was about to she would stop sucking and just slowly, and I mean very slowly, jerk my dick.
I ended up going home with blue balls.
We weren't feeling the position we were in.
We decided to change position and she accidently headbutted me and I ended up passing out from blood loss in an empty bathtub.
had sex in a mini cooper, this was back in highschool and it started raining on the way to the car.
girls feet got muddy.
woke up in the morning to my dad because he had to grab something from my car and asked why theres footprints on the roof, windows etc
My ex and I decided to play a game.
The deal was she closed her eyes and I could do anything to her I wanted.
I said, “anything?” She assured me I could do anything to her I wanted, so she closed her eyes and layed down.
Then I put my testicles onto her closed eyelids and she got so upset.
I still feel bad about it to this day.
I’ve got a collie who figured out how to open the doors in my house.
My wife (fiancé then) and I were starting a rough and tumble when my precious boy Phoenix runs in and starts licking my foot.
I laughed and kneed her in the vag.
Yeah it didn’t go well
Said "put it in, baby"...
It had been in for a while apparently 😬🤣.
That killed the mood immediately.
It all started one night when I was like 14, my mom was gone at some friends, and I was watching Perfect Strangers, and I assume some girl on there turned me on.
So I go and grab my moms vibrator and stick it on the head of my penis while I watch Perfect Strangers in the living room.
I'm going to town when my mom walks in and exclaims "WHY DO YOU HAVE MY VIBRATOR?
!
I proceed to put a blanket over my head and hide, like a turtle scared to come out of it's shell.
I must have been under that blanket for like 30 minutes.
My mom tried to reassure me that it was okay, but I just kept hiding.
When I finally came out she
gave me a book on how masturbation is completely natural and healthy.
I never did find that vibrator again.
(yes, I looked)
I'm a type one diabetic and my blood sugar tanked while doing the dirty.
I went soft inside her, She was very understanding, I ate some candy, and we were back at it five minutes later.
Came into her eye, started laughing, called her a pirate,eye got irritated, went to the doctor, ended up with an eye patch for 2 weeks didn't get no sugar for a long time after
I had been seeing this woman for a few weeks and we were about to have sex for the first time.
We were making out and slowly undressing one another, and I was down to my boxers.
These particular boxers were the sort with a button holding the flap closed, and I was *very excited*.
The strain that part of me was putting on the fabric became too much, and the button popped off and flew across the room.
It struck something metallic and made a perfect comedic "*ting*" sound.
We both went deathly silent, and then she burst out laughing.
I really wanted to salvage the evening, but all I could think to say was "Looks like I'm ready for you".
Turns out that was good enough.
I was being beep in the shower bathtub combo and he was gagging my throat with his fingers at the same time.
The shower was on and water was streaming onto me and into my mouth.
On about the tenth or so time he shoved his fingers down my throat (to trigger my gag reflex because he liked how it felt) I gagged really hard and beep out a ton of loose poop around his cock and into the shower floor below.
This mind you, was a hotel shower shared with a bunch of other people who would be horrified to know what was happening so in the sheer adrenaline rush that I found myself in, all I could do was stomp on the beep through the drain like a reverse potato masher while spraying
the shower on both us to get the beep off.
It was incredibly gross and I learned a lot about what not to do as a bottom that night.
He beep me again after that but I couldn’t shake the memories whenever I was around him and it was so embarrassing I honestly stopped talking to him.
I’m sorry.
Also he was super cool about it and didn’t shame me at all.
After my boyfriend and I had been together for probably like 6 months (we'd been bestfriends for a year or so prior), we were making out naked on the bed, getting ready to do the nasty, when something hooked my nose stud and pulled it out.
I'm not good with needles and the likes, and this piercing was new (it's old now and so now I have no problem with changing it out).
I stood up to look in the mirror to fix my stud... Aaand I passed out onto the bed... And when I woke up I discovered I had peed on the bed (and my boyfriend tells me I got some on him too).
I was shaky for a bit, then I started to really need the toilet, but I wasn't feeling good enough to get to the there myself, so my
boyfriend had to help walk me to it (THANKFULLY we were home alone).
He offered to actually come into the toilet with me, but I made him sit on the other side of the door.
(Our 10-year-anniversary is coming up now and we can look back on this with humour lol)
I’ve never told anyone about this but oh well.
On prom my boyfriend and I got the amazing idea of going into one of the bathrooms and give oral to each other.
After amazingly entering the bathrooms without no one noticing, he forgot to close the door.
Midway through a bj a woman opened the door...
I didn’t recognize her but I remember that glittery dress so freaking much.
Almost had an anxiety attack (catholic school and my parents were known by the teachers and almost everyone because they were good friends) and thought my boyfriend was going to ignore me the whole night; he got angry at me after it
happening.
To this day I hate to remember it and he laughs his ass off when he remembers it because we were so dumb and he acted so beep He apologizes every time he recalls the moment because of his reaction when it happened.
Girl says she can deep throat, ties and throws up, then cries.
I tell her it's okay and we go take a shower to clean up, she try to make it up and throws up again trying to deep throat.
Using a steal butt plug on ex, it goes inside her ass, the whole thing.. We panicked for next 5 min trying to fish it out lol.
Getting a bj in Park thinking no one is around, came on her face and we started walking away to the car with cum still on her face, as we turned around the tree two guys where watching us
i beep when i came
edit: thank you for the silver kind strangers!
My very first hand job ever was a “palm job”.
Lying on my back, her on my side.
No finger usage.
Just palm, from testicles (yes testicles) to the top of my erection.
No lube.
I didn’t get off, and the thorough destruction of my balls lasted several days.
Doggy style, naked, middle of bed facing door.
Thought we were home alone.
I asked her “who’s your daddy?”
And he opened the door at that moment.
The next moment he was looking us both in the eyes.
I was 18 when I lost my virginity on the last day of high school.
Three weeks later I'm at a party at a house owned by two beautiful college girls and get invited by them to stay the night, just the three of us...all in the same bed, naked, and I'm in the middle.
I was making out with both of them, taking turns kissing and heavy petting.
But I'm so inexperienced that I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with both of them at the same time, fearing that I'd make one of 'em upset if I showed the other too much attention.
So as I'm trying to figure it out and I have a eureka!
type moment -- I decided to get out of bed with the idea that
whichever one followed me out was the one that liked me best.
So I step out of the room and wait.
5 minutes goes by.
Then 15.
Then 30.
After \~45 minutes of me pacing in the living room, embarrassed and fearful that that by now they probably thought I left to take a dump or something, they both walk out to the living room to ask why I left them alone in bed.
At that point I'm just mentally beating myself up and make an excuse to go home.
I saw them again a couple days later and they both acted like neither of them cared too much for me anymore (who would blame them?).
Looking back I'm pretty sure they were saving
face too because no sane 18 year old dude would've been so stupid.
And boy, was I an idiot that night.
I feel asleep when my gf was on top of me.
She was not pleased but I was very very drunk and the pillow was so comfortable.
lol me as a 21yr old - didn't watch porn and didn't have any sexual experience having grown up in a weird conservative ass family.
So I finally meet a guy and we go back to his place and then he whips his dick out and I'm just staring at him like ok what do I do now and he was so beep flustered that we just stopped and omg when i think about it now I want to DIE
I was with a friend and we were "getting busy".
Though I was probably hit by stress because I had to stop everything and ran to the toilet.
I had the biggest diarrhea ever and I swear, he probably could smell it from his room.
I wanted to disappear.
One simple thing that's embarrassed me alot even though it's pretty common, is queefing.
But the worst was when I gave my first blowjob, and I got pubes stuck on the back of my tongue and I have a bad gag reflex.
I basically just started gagging and scratching at my tongue to try and get them out.
On my first date I went for a kiss, she didin't object.
But I was so nervous that mid way Ichanged my mind and hugged her.
She lookes confused.
I apologized and asked if I can try again... She agreed.
So I went for second try And....hugged her again.
She left after that....
First time sleeping with this guy, it was in his car..he went for anal, and I'd had taco bell for lunch..things got gross.
He was incredibly understanding!
Edit: Of course my first ever award is for a comment about beep on some poor sap in his Lexus.
Me and the wife were going at it really good, we just switched to missionary for the final stretch and my son just slams the door open and goes "oh yay naked wrestling!!!!"
And proceeds to jump on my back and tries wrestling me.
So much for sex and it was my wife's fault because it was her time to lock the door
Was having a one night stand and I was on my period, which just made everything extra slippery and gushy.
Everytime he thrust into me it made this incredibly loud fart sound.
Not a queef, but like the sound from squishing your hand in your armpit or like squishing slime in a container.
So I just started moaning louder to try to distract from the high volume toots.
In conclusion I end up scream moaning in unison with the faux farts until it’s over.
Yeah, we never talked again
Masturbating and my sister opening the door
Mid-blowjob, my (at-the-time) boyfriend told me his ex was better :(
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