- [Pear] Hey everyone,
here at Annoying Orange
with how to be a doctor.
- [Orange] Which is great news for me
because I haven't been feeling well.
- [Pear] Arrg. You wanna take this one
or should I?
- [Orange] Go ahead pear take a shot.
- [Pear] Get that thing away from me.
Arrg, okay, step one.
Before you decide to become a doctor,
make sure you love to learn.
- [Orange] Really? - [Pear] Yeah.
It takes a lot of studying.
There are a bunch of important tests along the way.
And even before you become a doctor,
you have to stay up-to-date
on the most recent medical discoveries.
- [Orange] But that's sounds like so much work.
- [Pear] Yeah, dude.
But that's what it takes to earn the title of doctor
before your name.
- [Orange] I don't know, I think I know an easier way.
Legally change your first name to doctor.
- [Pear] What's that supposed to achieve, Orange?
- [Orange] That's Doctor Orange to you, see?
- [Pear] Arrg.
- [Orange] The doctor will see you now.
- [Pear] Hey dude, just because you changed your name
doesn't mean you're an actual doctor.
You don't have any medical training
or knowledge.
- [Orange] Sure I do, the neck bugs gonna have to
connect [distinct]
or in my case, the headbug's not connect daddy thing.
- [Pear] Okay, step two.
Also, make sure you love caring for other people.
As a doctor, it's your job to care for other people
and help heal them.
- [Orange] Totally, Oh,
and step three make sure your last name isn't Shmockter
'cause then you'd be Dr. Shmockter.
Wait, on second thought,
maybe you should make sure that your last name is Shmoctker.
- [Pear] Hey, no one is changing their name to Schmockter,
okay?
- [Orange] Ooh, how about Rocktopers?.
That's a funny one too, Dr. Rocktopers
- [Pear] Orange.
Okay, if you're the type of person who loves to learn
and care for people,
then the real step three is to go to college.
A lot of future doctors choose to major in biology.
What will you major in Orange?
- [Orange] Well, geology rocks,
but geography is where is at.
- [Pear] Then after you graduate,
it's time for medical school.
Hope you got good grades in college
because medical schools are very difficult to get in to.
- [Orange] Don't worry, I have something even better
than good grades, I have a marker.
Medical school, here I come.
- [Pear] Orange you can't-
- [Narrator] Help, help I need a doctor.
Hey you. - [Orange] Me?
- [Narrator] Yes, you with the white coat.
You're obviously a doctor.
It even says on your name tag, "Dr. Rocktopers"
- [Orange] Oh, that's just-
- [Narrator] Please, he's sick.
You have to help him.
- [Orange] Well, his head bone's connected to the neck bone,
so that's good.
- [Dr. Rocktopers] Step aside someone called
for Dr. Rocktopers because I am he.
Yes, I am aware my name is hilarious
just as I suspected he has the flu.
Take eight of these and call me in the morning.
Don't call me tonight because my band has a show
on a plane full of guitars at blinds, yeah.
- [Orange] Wow. I'll admit I didn't really
wanna be a doctor before,
but now I definitely do.
- [Pear] Yeah, dude, I think you might just wanna
be a rock star.
- [Orange] Maybe I just wanna be an octopus.
You know what it takes to make an octopus laugh,
don't ya?
- [Pear] No, what does it take?
- [Orange] Tom Tickels.
- [Pear] Arrg.
(upbeat music)