>> Look, I've seen it.
>> Watch out for it.
>> [inaudible] spent.
>> I'm sure is that [inaudible].
It's a car,
just traded my last year's model for new.
>> Patrick, have you decided
what medical school you are going to yet?
>> No, not yet.
I'm still thinking of a couple of places.
>> You know that one school in New York,
that gives free tuition?
Why don't you just go there?
There ain't nothing more important than money in my mind.
>> Cheers to that, sister.
>> To be frank,
little Pat, medicine takes way too much time.
You should just go into finance like me.
>> I think he wants to help people.
>> Help people?
>> Dude, wonder encapsulates a feeling of rapt attention.
It draws the observer in.
Have you even had a time in
recent years where you've experienced wonder in
your everyday life? What?
>> Don't you have to be good with your hands to be a doctor?
You can't even use chopsticks.
>> Listen, boy.
>> Hey, Tsu.
>> I took the hippocratic because my patients symptomatic.
All these pubs be automatic and the finding's dramatic.
I'm a Hopkins fanatic, feeling ecstatic.
No skellys in the closet,
got cadavers in the attic.
Ophtho, oto, ortho, go ahead and take your pick.
Try them all and shadow, going to find something that clicks.
If you're a primary care or gunning super specialist.
You could light a forest fire with our whole match list.
Get a taste of your own medicine,
don't know the state your head is in.
Bulbs going off like Edison,
treat them with vancomycin.
Looks like meningitis, show the culture for the gram.
Call that seizing opportunities, start diazepam.
Straight off the dome, in my rowhome.
Restriction enzymes chopping up the genome.
We be going feral, downing coffee barrel by barrel.
Dressed so clean, going to call it sterile,
keeping patients out of peril.
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>> Yeah, we invented rounds,
rubber gloves, resuscitations,
catch all of our M1s getting all of those citations.
Shadowing Nobels, finding my life's vocation.
Taking summer off, that's an eight week vacation.
An apple a day don't keep me away.
Our lectures so engaging,
we're Stage 4 of Piaget.
Because I'm dripped in Pataguccis,
and I'm eating at Balducci's.
While I'm spiking the spike protein leading like I'm Tony Fauci.
>> Stacks from the aid,
scalpel watch the blade.
The world is your oyster, your research unconstrained.
No hunger games competing,
got an interest group meeting.
It's a tribute to my classmates that are keeping me succeeding.
All the new comers, we ain't got the gunners.
All my boys at the Patterson,
we running with the runners.
Treat that poison ivy, you'll get that HMS.
Call that Haim-Munk syndrome,
they play checkers, we play chess.
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>> I finished all the prereqs, stopped the SDN hysterics.
I just want to find a place where all the vibes are stratospheric.
Attention's undivided, anxiety subsided.
I came in undecided,
but right now I feel so guided.
Ravens and the Orioles, don't mind a couple small potholes.
Passion for my research goals,
my PI put me in control.
Can't refer to US News,
but you answered all my Q's.
Seeing all the options, and I know where I'm
going to choose.
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>> It's over.
>> It's an original rap like we wanted it.