- You know, I don't know if I wanna kill us anymore.
(sighs) It's just all too serious.
- [Ryan] Who do we have to kill to get more money?
- The Try Guys. - Can we do that?
- It's simple. - I mean.
- We kill--
- [Shane And Ryan] Try Try Guys.
(suspenseful music)
- Those Try Guys escape once again, for now.
I'm a broken man!
We have to kill them!
It's all business just to get to burning
those Try Guys alive at a wedding.
(mysterious music)
- We're back! - Yeah!
(yelling erratically)
Part two of In Control With Kelsey with the boys.
- Last week on In Control With Kelsey.
Is that good? - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
That's good. - And then they could cut
to the clip. - You should keep this part in
with you saying that's good.
(sultry music)
- We're playing The Sims again.
- Yeah. - It's the season finale.
(exciting dance music)
Whoa! - Streamers.
- We're halfway through our big, beautiful masterpiece.
Which we're going to court the beautiful Mimsy.
- Hold a elegant wedding. - Elegant, elegant.
(chuckling) And then it's all going up--
- And we're gonna set it on fire.
And we're gonna watch everybody cry out
to their mothers as they burn to death.
(chuckling wickedly)
(maniacal laugh)
- Ooh, whatcha making, Shanester?
Got such an ass in this game.
- And a belly.
- And realize my ass is just inverted.
I got one of those paper ass, a whole paper ass bidet.
- All right we're gonna manage the world,
see if maybe there is a way to adjust the household.
Mayor Whiskers-- - Can we invite that cat
to our wedding?
Can we add him to our household?
(laughing excitedly)
- Look at him!
He got a little bow tie, and a top hat.
- I wish he went with us on all our ghost hunts.
- Yeah, if we had Mayor Whiskers with us,
that'd be great.
- I bet all the ghosts would show up then.
- They probably would. - Probably, cat's attractive.
- He's be like, anything-- - Look at that cat!
- Anything for the Mayor.
- You know cats are said to attract paranormal energy.
- That's not true, I have a cat
and there are no ghosts around.
- That's because you're ghost proof.
- You're goddamn right I am.
- We should Simstagram your pet.
- Aw. - Yeah!
Look at him! - Mayor Whiskers.
- Oh my God, he's the cutest. - He's a good boy.
- (mumbles) Simstagram.
Mayor Whiskers has gained 14 Simstagram followers.
- Of course he did because look at him.
What the (bleep)?
- Just go! - Why did I just get naked
in front of Mayor Whiskers?
(Shane chuckles)
- Why are you showering in the rain?
- The (bleep) is going on with Sim Ryan here?
I'm just glowering at people in front of
our house naked, what the hell's going on?
Oh look at him, he's sleeping on the couch, he's so cute!
- Aw! - Oh!
- Oh yeah!
- [Shane And Kelsey] Aw!
- Do you mind if we take five?
I'm gonna go grab a cup of coffee 'cause I got sleepy
all of a sudden.
- Oh can you grab one for me too?
- Do you want a coffee, Kelsey?
Brought you guys coffee like a regular old stake-out.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I came back and what did I miss?
- So we invited Mimsy over to play piano.
- You invited her to spend the night.
She agreed.
- Oh she's in an evening gown, lovely, it's lovely.
This is probably pretty hot.
The coffee, not that.
- Add to family. (exciting music)
- Boom, finally! - Yes!
- So we need to find a very romantic spot
for him to propose. - The hot tub!
- But he's sobbing right now so maybe
now's not the best time.
- She is a little sad 'cause she just got a divorce.
- Yeah, whatever, this will cheer her up.
Nope, nope.
- Oh wait, what the hell? - Mimsy!
- Get back in.
- What is she wearing?
- This feels like a wrong-- - It's a swimsuit.
- Oh okay.
Oh.
(gasping and yelling ecstatically)
- Oh no! - No!
No!
- I was just about to say, this seems like the wrong time
to propose, she's sad.
- You got (bleep) faced, brother.
- Oh my gosh. - She pied you.
- Can we rewind? - You got played.
Ryan.
- I will say if you roll back the tape, I was saying,
this doesn't seem like a good idea, she's very sad.
I didn't get to complete it 'cause by the time
I had almost completed my thought, we were proposing.
And as I got down on one knee, I was like,
Ryan, big mistake.
- So you got divorced, so you're dead.
Get over it.
- Steven Lim meanwhile might die.
- No he's fine, he's fine.
- He's hungry, un-energized and lacking hygiene.
- Do we have to feed him?
I want him to be at that wedding.
Let's let him out, Ryan. - All right.
Are you sure? - No no no,
'cause how great is it gonna be if we're like,
hey, you know what, we've really thought about it.
You did a great job in the box.
- Give him a day in the sunshine.
- In fact, why don't you come on out to our wedding?
- His final day? - It'll be fun,
you'll meet some people, give him one last day.
Lim's last ride.
- Why do you sleep with your, oh you do do this
all the time, Shane does this all the time I noticed.
When we go to haunted houses, he will lay down
on a bed, even like at night with his shoes on.
- I only do that because we sleep in disgusting places.
- Like some kind of barn animal.
Do you lay on furniture with your shoes on?
- No, I take my shoes off.
- But if you were ghost hunting?
- Yeah I'd keep my shoes on.
- Yeah of course.
(whimsical music)
Okay, no, no, no. - Oh wait--
- Shane, bros don't do this to bros.
- I forgot which character--
- Oh and I've taken your VR booth!
Two can play that game, sir.
- You get out of my booth.
- You get away from my woman!
- I don't like him touching those blocks.
- Fair enough, let's switch.
March in there and tell her how you feel, bud.
Oh wait is she sad still? - She's very sad.
- God damn it, Shane, what did you say to her?
- She was sad to begin with.
- Oh god this is gonna be bad.
I didn't know she was sad still.
Abort, abort, can we abort? - No.
- Hopefully it'll work out.
(speaking Simlish)
(groaning)
Oh man, no, okay, okay.
- Strike two!
- It's almost like she could sense that our marriage
is gonna be a thinly veiled excuse for
setting the Try Guys on fire.
- Yes.
Who knew it would be so hard to get this lady
to marry Ryan Bergara.
- I knew. (chuckling)
(orchestral music)
- This is it. - We're back in it.
- It's gonna happen this time.
- Offer rose. - I know it.
Offer rose, sexy pose. - Okay good, good, good.
Offer rose, offer rose, sexy pose.
Forget about your dead husband.
- Oh wait, propose!
- Oh god, we're going for it?
- Ryan, don't blow it this time.
- No, this may be too soon, this may be too soon.
- I'm putting all in on this, I'm going all in.
- I can't watch.
(Kelsey gasps)
No, no!
(all yelling ecstatically)
Yes! - Yes!
Yeah! - High fives all around.
High fives all around, let's go.
- Yes, look, you're carrying her!
- Oh!
Congratulations.
- Woo!
- Mayor Whiskers has been sprayed by a skunk!
- I don't care!
- Aw! - Whoa!
Now the dominoes are starting to fall.
Just go with this classic wedding church.
- Okay, fine. - Wedding church?
- How beautiful would that be, you know,
to see that burn.
- Let's plan a wedding, baby.
- Oh my God, is Shane gonna be my best man?
- Aw. - Yeah, for sure.
- Oh you're all dancing, it's a pre-party!
- Oh, we're pre-gaming, bro.
- Steven's feeling great. - Look at Steven go!
It's the best day of his life.
And it's the last day of his life.
- Gonna make that call, plan that wedding.
- Is he calling about big speaker systems?
- Hi, could you get me 15 caskets, thanks.
- I'm planning a wedding, I need some really flammable carp.
- How are the caskets with smoke?
- Is there one that's suitable for a little boy?
- Can we not make, Shane can't be my best man?
- Don't worry man, I'll be there.
- You were supposed to plan the wedding.
I did all the labor work, now it's time for you to pitch in.
- Hey man, you wouldn't have this relationship with Mimsy
if I didn't.
Well don't, don't get all-- (grunting)
- Whew!
(orchestral wedding music)
- Little Zach all dressed up. - He's got a little suit.
- All dressed up in his suit.
- Got a stinky ghost bride. - Beautiful.
- You know what'd be great is a beautiful fireplace
at this wedding, maybe a few.
Oh, Geoffrey Landgraab.
(mimics Sims chuckling)
Yeah, you're real funny.
- Just like a Landgraab, talking your ears off.
- And look who arrived. - Oh, he came anyway!
- Mayor Whiskers came here to take a piss
on our cobblestones.
- Wouldn't be a wedding without the Mayor.
- Whoa, someone just lit a fire.
- Oh already lighting a fire.
Who shows up to a wedding and is like,
I'll tell you what I'll start a fire in the fireplace here.
- Treats it like a-- - Okay, here we go.
- Here we go.
- I'm so nervous right now.
(orchestral wedding music)
- I love a wedding. - Wait do not get caught up
in the wedding, we gotta make sure--
- Oh no, no, the wedding will happen.
We want this to happen.
- Wait, why are you guys not here?
- Where is Shane?
- Probably hanging out in VR world too long.
- You didn't even see my wedding.
What a (bleep) friend you are.
You two are talking outside!
What is this bull (bleep)?
Get your ass inside the chapel.
God damn it, Shane. - I'm sorry.
Who was I talking to?
- You're talking to Steven Lim.
(laughs)
Unbelievable.
- So you guys did get married?
- Yeah you're married now.
- You're married now.
- Oh, go out that door. - Now this is customary,
let's light all the fireplaces.
- Yeah, everyone, you gotta stomp on the can,
and then you gotta light all the fireplaces.
- Okay honestly, I don't know if I'm really comfortable
with burning down a chapel.
(exciting dance music)
I went to Catholic school, I don't think I could do this.
- I don't care if we kill them in the chapel,
in a house, on a boat, if they're not breathing,
everyone wins.
- So the reception then, the death-ception.
Can we call it that?
- That's not really clever though.
- Well you're not coming up with a better alternative.
- I didn't know we needed to name the event.
Re-death-tion?
- That's bad. - That's bad too.
- Once again, congrats on your wedding, Ryan.
How does it feel to be married to a ghost?
- It feels good, it's gonna feel even better in an hour.
- Do you love Mimsy?
Do you really, do you love her?
- Yeah. - No.
- I feel like you've just recently said
she's really starting to grow on you.
- Okay sure, if it makes you feel better,
I love her, great. - Aw.
- She's helping me kill the Try Guys.
- Can we have like a fun, beautiful montage
of all the good times Ryan and Mimsy have had?
- Yeah!
♪ Oh my love ♪
- Wow.
Great stuff.
- Come on Shane.
Yeah, buddy! - This is a reception.
- That's how I actually dance.
- A reception of everybody dancing.
- That's enough dancing, we need a murder.
- Okay.
- Here we have our lovely death room.
Shane, why don't you take us through some
of the particulars here?
- Well, you'll notice when you first walk in,
there are potted plants everywhere.
These are the cow plants.
- They're probably not gonna grow in time.
- They're probably not gonna grow, but if they do grow,
they will, I think essentially--
- Eat. - Offer up some nice,
tasty little pieces of cake for our pals.
And then our pals will go to eat the cake
and then be eaten by the plant,
which will be a joy to watch.
- I mean I find it hilarious to be devoured by a plant.
- I'd love it to see them devour them.
- Just seeing them kicking, screaming their sneakers
outside of the plant's mouth as they go down
this plant's giant throat.
- We also have our busted down DJ booth.
Maybe that could electrocute someone.
We've got our sauna, and that's just gonna relax you
until you die.
- Also we have a basketball right there.
I just like basketball so that's good to have.
- We have our pool as our fail safe because--
- If none of this happens-- - We've got places to be.
This guy's gotta get on his honeymoon.
I think we're ready to host a party.
Ooh, I'm dancing with Mimsy now.
- Remember why we're here, Shane.
You're getting lost in the sauce.
We're here to murder people.
Love, dime a dozen.
- Aw, put that on a Hallmark card.
- Love, dime a dozen.
- Murder, only one.
Now this seems like a good time to mention
that Steven actually is a good friend of mine
as well as Shane's, however, he did start IRL a feud.
- Yeah, we never wanted this for him.
- I never wanted this, okay? - We never wanted this for us.
Yes, yes, they're all coming, yes.
Kelsey, you're here! - Yeah!
- All right everybody, come on downstairs.
- They're all filing in, this is spectacular.
- I know you love that church wedding.
- Oh here they come, okay great, great, great.
- I'm here to tell you the party's not gonna stop.
- Oh! - No!
- No no no no no. - No no no.
- No, oh, oh no, no, no.
- Hey-- - Hey wait.
Go back in there. - Mimsy!
- Get around the stairs.
Oh can you wall it off up top?
- Steven Lim almost walked away with my wife.
And I don't feel bad killing him.
- Fiction's starting to mirror reality.
- What?
- I don't know what that means.
That never happened.
Ryan was never married and Steven never stole his wife.
- As far as I know.
(mysterious music) As far as I know.
- I guess we should also make a disclaimer that
we also love the Try Guys.
(laughing)
We said it about Steven Lim, we might as well
also say it about them. - That's true.
We do like the Try Guys in real life.
But in this Sim world, they gotta die.
- This is good, Kelsey, you're enjoying your time
over there with Eugene. - I am.
- Good to see you in your classic panda suit.
- Yeah, we're having a nice mellow conversation--
- Talking over your shoulders to the people behind you.
It's how people talk.
- What a normal party this is. - Yes.
Just a line of people looking back and a fireplace train,
like that, that's great.
Why are those fires not, why are they not
engulfed in flames right now?
- Zach's not here. - That's okay.
I'll let Zach live.
- He's a kid too, so like, we're not monsters here.
- Yeah we're not monsters.
- We're not gonna kill children.
- I'm planning a wedding, I need some really flammable carp.
- How are these caskets with the smoke?
- Is there one that's suitable for a little boy?
Steven's never seen this room so alive.
- Yeah he's like, what's going on right now.
- Yeah, who are all these people?
I thought it was just me for the rest of my life.
- That's why he's trying to get that DJ booth going
with him too.
- I don't think the fires are gonna work.
What if we get everyone in the pool but Steven.
Oh yeah (chuckling).
- All right everybody. - No Steven.
No Steven.
Yes, everybody in.
(chuckles wickedly)
- All right, hop on that pool.
- Here we go. - Hop on in.
Let's go Ryan, get in there.
- The Try Guys aren't coming.
- Are we the only ones that are in the pool?
You, Mimsy and I?
- (chuckles) Yeah.
For some reason they're not there.
- Oh my God, you people are so ridiculous.
- Honestly, I just think that maybe you
shouldn't kill all the Sims.
Maybe we can just let them all live their own happy lives--
- Kelsey, what is wrong with you?
- Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. - Why are you this way?
- This is how things end.
- Maybe it has to be bigger.
- I don't think that's how this works.
- Yes.
(Ryan chuckling)
Are we all in the pool now?
- I don't think that's how that works, friends.
I'm pretty sure you're all somewhere else now.
- No way, no. - Mimsy's up here.
Yeah you're all outside. - Oh (bleep).
(Ryan chuckling)
My head!
(stuttering incoherently)
- I'm a broken man!
- We have to kill them. (Ryan groans and laughs)
Kelsey, we have to. - I don't want to!
- Why does this always happen to us?
No one wants to stay at our party.
- Yeah they all went home. - Unbelievable.
- Unbelievable.
We should have just thrown them into the pool outside.
- It's hard to be a murderer apparently.
- It is so hard. - Swim around sadly.
- Can we just swim around sadly until we die?
- Let's just vanquish Sim Ryan and Sim Shane,
they're obviously menaces to society.
- Yeah, I think in the interest of everybody else
in this community, the best way for us
to continue to exist in this community would be as ghosts.
We're just wannabe ghosts.
It's all we've ever wanted.
- I just wanna be a ghost so bad!
- Let's get in close on us, our last final moments here.
(laughs)
This is fun, also, I love pools.
You saw me sleeping in that hot tub.
- Yeah I do love pools too, I like floating around.
- What's the difference?
Sleeping in a hot tub. - Now I can float around
in a pool eternally. - Dying in a pool.
- Oh boy, now we wait.
Now we die under a sad clown painting.
- We're just talking about how ashamed we are.
- Yeah I do look pretty sad.
- You're swimming with your wife though, that's fun.
- I mean I'm gonna be swimming with her eternally.
- Yeah what a very weird honeymoon.
- I mean, is this-- - This is the perfect,
picturesque honeymoon.
- Yeah, me and Mimsy and then of course Shane.
- Swimming next to all the-- - Shane.
- He's just doing laps.
- Shane just doing laps around the room.
- Ryan, who do you think's gonna go first?
Probably you, you're in pretty dire--
- I'm not looking that good, you're looking like
you're having the time of your life right now.
- I love pools.
- Keith wants you to come to the Hijinks Festival.
That's so nice of Keith. - That's very on-brand.
- He invited you out after you tried to
kill them all season.
- Isn't it almost poetic how in the beginning
I was talking about closing loops and then we in fact
get to close our own loop? (gentle piano music)
We're writing our own story here.
- Okay Ryan.
(all gasping and screaming)
- Oh God, this is horrible (laughs)!
- I was really thinking Ryan would go first.
- Look at me go, look at me go!
(Shane hums along to "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic)
- I'll never let go. - Yes.
(all screaming)
- Who's over there? - It's the Grim Reaper.
- It's death! - Yo what up bro.
- He came to take your soul.
- Stay there, don't leave yet,
you're gonna have one more body--
- Nobody bargain for my soul.
- Can you have me blow a whistle?
- Blow a whistle?
- Remember when Rose let Jack go.
They both could have fit on that (bleep) door.
You know it, James.
- But don't you think that their weight would have
sunk the door?
- No, it was on Myth Busters.
- I trust that it-- - She was just being selfish.
(Shane gasps)
Whoa! - Just like that, just boop.
I love it. - There you are.
- Hell yeah.
- There's a swarm of bees descending on Steven Lim!
- What, go to Steven being attacked by bees.
(laughing ecstatically)
- We didn't even plan that, that's amazing.
- Yeah, that's good. - That's so random.
- Oh I love it.
Can we have Mimsy swim elsewhere in the pool?
I feel like she's distracting him from his mission.
- She's bringing up my spirits.
Tell her to go take a nap, I'll join her in a sec,
as a ghost. - Any last thoughts?
- Let's ghost it up.
Let's do it. - Ghost it up.
- (laughs) Those are gonna be your actual last words.
- Yeah. - Let's ghost it up.
- [Ryan] Ghost me up, God.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Yes, yes!
- It has been initiated. - Oh, beautiful.
I've never been so happy to see a life,
lifeless, limp body.
(laughs)
- Well now we'll have to wait and see if you guys come back.
- I love that, Shane Madej.
All right, Keith.
I feel like we've accomplished a lot.
We did not achieve what we set to achieve,
but in a way, we achieved even more.
Maybe the ghoul boys will come back in ghoul form
at some point.
- Thanks for being on the season.
- At least you don't have to deal with Sim Ryan
and Shane anymore. - Yeah.
- Yeah, took care of that problem.
- Yep, yeah. - Problem solved.
- And you know guys, if you ever need a buddy
to hang out with on your next escapades,
feel free to invite me.
- If it brings as much havoc as this, yes.
- You're gonna bring your panda costume?
- Sure. - Good.
- Who do you wanna see play this game next?
Hopefully someone that's--
- Not as murderous maybe?
- Your words, not mine.
- This could be one of those funny things
where it's just like, like aw man,
we couldn't make ourselves ghosts.
That's a shame, and we walk away and we put
our headphones down and then as we walk away,
the computer's still rolling,
and then the urns start to shake.
- Yeah, yeah.
(suspenseful music)
(mysterious music)
(light-hearted music)
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- [Both] Subscribe here.
- That was my part.