Optimus?
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
I guess.
I want to ask you something but you can't make fun of me. Okay?
Why would I make fun of you?
If you make fun of me, Optimus, I swear I'll vow revenge and destroy you where you stand!
Calm down! Geez... what is it?
Promise me!
I promise!
Do... Do you miss Shia?
You mean Sam?
Yes.
Um... not really.
I feel like things were better when Shia was around.
I mean maybe things were a little better...
but I wouldn't say that's the key to what's missing.
well at least when Shia was around I was actually a threat!
Well I think your problem is... nobody really gets what you're so angry about.
Mmmhmmm.
What's your motivation? We don't really get any time to actually have reason to dislike you.
How so? Because I think I'm pretty ruthless of the time.
By the time we get to your part of the story you just smash things and yell I'm Megatron!
Well maybe if I didn't have to be reborn over and over again!
how else is anyone supposed to know who I am if I don't just shout...
I'm Megatron!!!
Or Galvatron.
Or GALVATRON!
It's fine! it's just starting to fell repetitive, and sort of cliche.
You mean, That's not terrifying?
Heh... I are you messing with me?
You said you wouldn't laugh!
I'm sorry! I'm not laughing.
I will rip out your optics!
You've said that before.
I miss Shia!
Okay! I don't understand why, but okay.
Why did you guys just up and leave them?
I don't know!
You're the mean one now!
No! No I'm not!
Yes you are! You're all, "I'll kill you! Kill them all!"
"Join me or die!"
I... I may have said those things.
You sound like a decepticon now!
I'm not a decepticon!
We should team up!
No Way!
I mean I would absolutely hate it, and probably stab you in the back the first second I could...
but think of all the things you can accomplish!
I have no doubt we would dominate.
We could rule the universe!
Uh huh...
So you in?
NEVER!
You're so mean now!
What?
What's your deal, Optimus?
Everything is MY way or the highway with you!
Okay that's enough for today. I'm leaving.
Why don't you go force ome Dinobots to join you at knife point!?
Already did that!
Blast!
I miss Shia.
Megatron Misses Shia