My guest tonight is a five-time All-Pro running back,
and although he retired from football
for the second time this past January,
he stays busy as a philanthropist,
social activist, business owner, actor,
and as of today, he will be available
playing the character in the video game
"Predator: Hunting Grounds."
(Marshawn groans)
(Marshawn screams)
(gore sloshing)
Man.
He got killed fast.
Please welcome my friend Marshawn Beast Mode Lynch.
Marshawn, how you doin'?
How are ya? Man. Oh (beep).
What are you laughing at?
When you just see me, you start laughing. Why?
I don't know.
Man, right now I'm laughing
at a whole lotta different (beep).
I'm laughing at the way you keep
throwing your damn hair down like that.
'Cause it's making me nuts! It's crazy.
It's COVID. So between that,
between, "Damn he got killed really..."
All that came to my mind with:
damn, why the black man always die fast in the scary movies?
And when you (beep) with Predator,
(beep), what you expect? Let's talk about this.
Predator, in that clip,
Predator kills you really fast.
Were you playing that when you died that fast?
I was.
Oh...
God. But that's really your voice screaming, right?
It is. That's legit you screaming?
Yeah. I did that.
You did that. They call it VO.
I learned some (beep).
Since the last time I seen you, I learned some (beep).
You know, I'm into checking (beep) off my bucket list.
And VO is something that I didn't know about,
but after I learned it I threw that (beep) on there,
so it worked out for the best.
That's great. Well, I like you a lot.
I think you're fantastic.
You're a gentleman, you're a great man,
so I don't like seeing Predator kill you.
I just don't like it.
Man, that (beep), I (beep),
that's just for the video game.
Okay. Good. You bring Predator...
See, this is, I just was talking to your people backstair,
I say, I came to the show,
I'm not sure if it was the first or the second one,
but I taught you something
and I told you you got a hood pass.
And every time you came through the town,
if you just said that, you'll be all right.
I remember this.
You told me that if I was ever in Oakland I had a pass,
that I would have street cred in Oakland.
You gotta hit 'em one time with the one time
with the, "You bitch!" and then you gon' be all right.
Say it again.
I wanna learn it again. Say it.
If you hit em with the, "You bitch!"
then you gon' be all right.
You itch!
You bitch!
And then I'm clean. Then I'm good.
I'm tellin', you gon' get so much handshakes and daps
and hugs and all...
(Conan wheezing)
You know, Marshawn, I don't get a lotta those.
I don't get a lot. Especially not during COVID.
Ain't nobody getting a lotta them right now.