- Hello!
- Hello
- People beyond the camera that we're looking at.
- Yes, we're to rule your world.
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But first let's get to the questions!
- Yeah
(laughing)
(swishing)
- We have the Goblet of Fire
- Thank God.
- Would you rather have to wear a super-tall wizard's hat
every day for the rest of your life
or wear a wizard's cloak with every outfit?
- I know your answer.
- Both!
- Some people actually do wear a wizard's hat every day.
- Every day?
- Brooklyn, Shorditch, that stuff happens.
- I mean if I was required it would give me an excuse.
- I've seen you in a cloak.
- I'd walk a cloak in a second.
- Would you rather be the true master of the Elder Wand
or be the owner of the Invisibility Cloak?
- Elder Wand. - Elder Wand.
- Cloak.
- [Together] Wow.
- Invisibility Cloak is pretty dope thing to have.
- All power with the wand though.
- Well if you have the Elder Wand,
which is the most powerful wand ever,
couldn't you just be like, cloak, cloak, munchkin, horse.
Like just like make whatever you want.
Unicorn.
- But Invisibility Cloak, I can just go steal pizza
at a pizza places.
- Just buy it.
- No, I wanna be sneaky.
- But then you know, in the original mythology,
if you have the Elder Wand, then you've got the Elder Wand,
that everyone's after you with the Elder Wand
and they wanna fight you.
- What, what would you do with it?
- I'd go around people's houses, get gossip.
- See you're gonna, that's an invasion,
I know that's probably what I would.
- That's what you'd do. - I know.
- Would you rather get to explore Newt's case
or Dumbledore's office?
- Dumbledore's office.
- Yeah, I've been in Newt's case.
- Been there, done that.
(laughing)
I wanna sneak a peek at Dumbledore's sneak-a-scopes.
- I understand that, totally.
And that case, is kinda stinky.
- Is it?
I'd like to be in that case.
I haven't been there yet.
- Cute creatures, but also like there all so dangerous.
(laughing)
- Newt's case. - Yeah 100 percent.
- For sure.
- Would you rather face a Boggart without magic,
or face a Dementor without magic?
- Boggart.
- This is just (beeps).
- But it's a deep question and it plays into a lot
of what your sense of fear is, but I don't know.
- It's just a bad situation.
- I'm dying in all these questions man.
- I'd say Boggart; I'd rather just be like,
you're right, there is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Rather than be like, there's a thing,
and it's gonna suck my soul out of my body.
I don't have any patronus juice?
No.
- Would you rather be a performer at the Circus Arcanus
or be one of Grindelwald's followers?
This question is for you guys.
I mean I'm already a performer at the Circus Arcanus.
- I think like you're more thoroughly entrapped
as one of Grindelwald's followers because you're in
the clutch of his silver tongue.
- Would you rather fight one Erumpent-sized Niffler
or 100 Niffler-sized Erumpents?
- Probably one-- - It would be quite cute.
- 'Cuz also you can like focus on one thing.
- There was 100 of them.
- That's a lot and like where do you look?
- Depends what kind of fight.
Is it a pillow fight, or?
- Or an emotional fight.
You're like, you, let's talk through this.
There's so many of you.
- You said you'd cuddle me.
- You ready, you know this is magical because listen.
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- Okay would you rather have Queenie's mind-reading power
or be able to turn invisible like a Demiguise?
- Whoa.
- I mean I think reading people's,
can she turn it off?
- No she can't.
- I'll go for the invisibility this time.
- Yeah I think--
- The whole constant mind reading thing
is obviously a cursey, cursey, gift.
- That seems exhausting.
It feels like you live in Twitter.
- I don't wanna know what people really think about me.
- Yeah.
- I don't wanna be there.
I don't even wanna be in my own head half the time.
So I guess Demiguise.
- Would you rather live your life in the wizarding world but
not be able to do magic or just never know magic existed?
Is this specifically to me?
- I know. - What the hell.
- That's like asking me would I like to be myself
or someone else.
- A muggle never figures it out.
- Except you.
- I think I'd rather live in the wizarding world
and not be able to do magic.
It'd be (beeps), but at least I'd be able to witness.
- It's like not knowing love, man.
It's not not knowing a cool summer wind.
- I believe in magic anyway, so.
- But you didn't, you wouldn't know it existed.
- No I do know it exists.
- That wasn't the question.
- In a duel would you rather stun or disarm an opponent?
- Stun? - You like the stun then?
- I like the stun.
Stupify.
- Drop that then. - Drop the mic (beeps).
Sorry we're gonna pick that up.
(laughing)
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