-Hey, guys, with quarantine happening,
I've been talking to everyone
I can possibly talk to in the house.
My wife is nodding.
Anyone I can talk to, but I'm also FaceTiming
and Skyping and Zooming.
But turns out not just me, also my dog is doing it.
Take a look.
-Oh, good chat with you, bud.
I love you.
[ Birds chirping in distance ]
[ Ringing ]
[ Chime ] -Jeremy!
-Gary? -My Lizard!
-Oh, Gary, I miss you, dog! -Oh, what is going on?
It's been forever!
-I don't know. Whatever is going on is insane.
I don't know what day it is.
I don't change my colors anymore.
I haven't shed my skin in literally weeks.
-I know, right? I mean I always wish
they were home more often, but this is crazy.
I feel like I pissed off a genie or something.
-[ Laughs ] That's funny, I think.
I'm dumb. Apparently, my brain's the size of a basketball.
-Well, basketballs are big, Jeremy.
-See, dumb. I can't keep my balls straight.
-Oh, and they put me in this show.
-That's cool, right? -Ugh! It's embarrassing.
Look at Gary, the silly monkey dog.
Isn't it funny? We gave her a man's name!
-I'm a freakin' bearded dragon named Jeremy.
I should be called something fierce
like Viper or Firestorm --
Queen Dragasaurus!
Jeremy sounds like a guy from HR
no one wants to talk to at a holiday party.
-You know what, Jer? How about it?
You and me, we bust out of here!
-Bust out? -You sneak out of your house.
I sneak out of mine. And we get the hell out of here
and finally start the band!
-The first bearded dragon golden retriever
metal band ever -- Rabid Dragon!
-Jer! -Oh, shoot, hold on.
-Jer, where are you? -She's coming.
-How did you get over here? -Gary, I'll talk to you later.
Okay? I got to go.
She's putting me back in that invisible box thing.
-I love you, Jeremy.
I'll see you soon again, I promise.
Ugh, people. We're just toys to them.
Well, the next time I see that woman,
I'm going to give her a piece of my --
-Gary? Hi, honey. -Oh, my God, it's you!
I know you! I love you! I love everything I recognize!
-Who's a good girl? -I am! I'm the best girl.
Did you see me on the show? Huh?
Did ya?! Did ya?! Yay!
Everything is new again!
-My thanks to Gary who sounds a little bit like
my pal Drew Barrymore,
and of course, Jeremy, who sounds a little bit like
my pal Cameron Diaz. Ah, whatever.
It was great to hear from both of those animals.