- It's time to play "Family Feud Celebrity Edition."
Here's your host, Steve Harvey.
[applause]
- Yeah, Okay.
Okay now, welcome to "Celebrity Family Feud."
This is one of about four different
daytime shows that I host.
Every one of them is playing right now
in that little TV that you can watch
while you're pumping your gas.
All right, today we got great actors,
versus great directors.
Okay, on the actor's side,
talks like a man, but PH balanced for a woman,
it's Jennifer Lawrence.
- They told me not to do a game show but I was like,
screw it, I can have fun, I'm a regular person.
[laughter]
- Oh, man. [chuckles]
You know, you say you a regular person more than
any regular person I know.
All right, next,
she's one of the top actresses
in all of outer space, Tilda Swinton.
[applause]
- I won a MAFTA.
That's a BAFTA they give on the moon.
- Hey, whatever you say, David Bowie.
All right, next, from "No Country For Old Mens,"
Say hello to Javier Bardem.
- It is a wonderful thing to play this game.
I am very aroused by competition.
[chuckles] - Oh...
Oh, you a spicy little pada payaya ain't ya?
Okay and finally, I don't know if I've ever heard
of this person, but he was in a movie called,
"Beasts of No Nation,"
let me try to pronounce this right,
Mellis Dellis.
- Well, um, actually, the name's Idris Elba mate,
ya know. I've been around, ya know?
- Hey, it's all clicks and buzzes, player.
Hey, let's go over to the director's side.
He's a maniac who's made some of my favorite movies,
Quentin Tarantino.
- Yeah, hey, thanks, Steve. Yeah, you know, this is good.
It's sort of like a spaghetti western, right man?
But there's prizes at the end.
- Hey, take it down, player.
For us, it's 10:00 in the morning,
but for you, it's day three.
[laughter]
Okay, next, we got the director
of "Raging Bull" and "Goodfellas," Martin Scorsese.
- Great to be here, Steve. Really, really great.
Love the suit. Classic styling.
I love it. I love it. It's great.
- Hey, I'm a big fan of your work.
I loved you as the grandfather in "Up."
[laughter]
Next, you know him from "Annie Hall,"
and :Hannah and Her Sisters"-- and that whole thing
where he went on ahead and married his daughter,
Woody Allen.
- Thank you, Steve.
And while I appreciate the comprehensive introduction,
what's passed is passed. Both parties are at peace.
Let's move on.
- Whatever you say, Big Love.
And finally, from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,"
it's Kevin Smith.
- Hello folks, it's the fat man on "Batman."
Thanks for having me on the podcast, Steve.
[laughter]
- Podcast? Are you high right now?
- Oh, hell yeah.
[laughter]
- Well okay then, player.
I'll meet you in the parking lot after the show.
Why don't ya'll give me two players,
let's play the Feud.
[upbeat music]
- How you doin? - Ok, very nice, very nice.
- All right, how ya'll feeling?
- Pretty good, man. - Yeah, really great.
Really great, I think great man.
- You know, you two look like you should switch voices.
All right, 100 people surveyed,
top five answers on the board.
Name a bad habit that you just can't quit.
[buzzer] Jennifer.
- I'm just like a snack-a-holic,
I mean, I love Pringles. If no one's looking,
I'll eat, like, a whole can.
Like, every day is my cheat day,
you know what I mean?
- Oh, how annoyingly relatable.
Oh, show me another pretty girl says
that she likes to eat.
[dings] Hey, number one, it's up there.
All right, let's go to the actor's side.
Okay, now, Tilda Swinton, what's a bad habit
that you just can't quit?
- Feasting on the blood of innocence.
I'm kidding, cookies.
- Oh, you a curious little woodpecker.
Show me a vampire's gotta feed.
[loud buzz]
Oh, not there, Javier Bardem,
a bad habit you just can't quit.
- Ha ha ha, this one is very obvious, you know?
A beautiful women, ha ha ha.
- Oh, you a hopeless romantic huh?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Show me gotta get that ass.
[loud buzz]
Oh, I'm sorry, player.
Let's go over to
black Jason Statham.
A bad habit you just can't quit.
- I don't know, mate, you know,
gotta stop running around the pubs, you know?
Cut down a bit.
The sick blow. The sick blow, ya know?
- Might as well be under water.
Show me something that might be English.
[loud buzz]
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Alright, the director's with the chance to steal.
A bad habit that you just can't quit.
- Podcasts. - New York Knicks.
- Okay, all good answers, but, Quentin, it's up to you.
- Well, there's so many possibilities here,
right, Steve?
I mean, but the thing is you can't look at the
possibilities, man.
You have to look at your own unique reality.
So for me, that's like trying for perfection
every time, man. Do you get that, Steve?
Do you get what I'm saying?
- Oh, I hear ya, player.
Yeah, I know exactly what you're trying to say.
Show me cocaine.
[dings]
- Hey, it's up there.
Hey, I guess drugs are the answer.
The director's win like always.
We gon' take a break.
When we come back, I'll give you a sneak preview
of my new show, that I'm hosting,
where kids fight each other on the stage.
We'll see ya'll in a minute.
[applause]