How Mortal Kombat Should Have Ended
Ahhhh!!!
Ahahahhahhaha!
Excellent, excellent!
Now the only champion that remains in the Earth realm is Lu Kang.
and if we consult the big board, lets see here..
yes, down down down, red scorpion, teal scorpion, brown scorpion, purple scorpion, grey scorpion,
agh yes!!
Lu Kang's next opponent,
Pink Scorpion!
Chomp!!
Lu Kang wins!
What the---
what the--- man!
What? That's not cool?
Uh, no!
Who said the earth realm could bring dragons into the tournament?
This is strictly humanoids only!
I didn't think it was gonna be a big deal, I mean you got guys that throw spears and
lightning
A dude with a freaking blade hat, don't even get me started on Mr Freeze over there...
Dude, if we allowed that, then what's to keep some guy from coming up with something like...
Oh I don't know... A chainsaw gun!
Or... nuclear explosion powers!
Actually I've been working on something like that...
You see? If I let this get out of control, we'll all end up dead.
Then who's going to rule the earth realm?
Get over here!
Ahhhh!!!
You see? This is much nicer!
You know what? You're right.
Hey, uh let me heat that up for ya.
Thanks, pal.
Sunshine death ray!!!
Fatality!