Hey.
Ms. Kyle
You wanna know my secret identity?
Is it Bruce Wayne?
How does everybody know.. ehhh I mean..
(clears throat)
Maybe.
You just made a serious mistake.
Not as serious as yours, I fear.
Bane..
Lets not stand on ceremony here. Mr Wayne.
Sounds good to me.
Bat-dart.
Ehh whats this?
Sleeping agents?!
Yea.. I was gonna save them for later but then I thought, now's good.
You will have to do better than ohhhhh,,, ok.. that could do it.
Bane's hiding in the tunnels.
Well then get every cop in the city down there now! Off duty, on duty, I don't care. No matter
what they're doing, gather them up and march them underground and smoke him out!
I don't think thats such a good idea, sir. I mean what if something happened? We'd have
like zero cops left.
Holy cow, you're right.
I think these drugs have me talking crazy.
Maybe just uh, block all the exits and send in like a SWAT team to smoke him out. Good-
good call, rookie.
Here have some money.
Ok, I'll just scan my hand here.
Oops!!
I seemed to have activated the emergency flood chambers.
I suppose this will put a hiccup in whatever plans you had for stealing the reactor, wouldn't it?
I do apologize.
Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying.
Prepare yourselves... my father's work is done.
Ehhhh...
Worst death ever.
I can get it out over the bay.
Ughh, Uh..
Are you crazy? You are bleeding all over the place.
Yea, I've been stabbed.
I might be bleeding out, but it's ok. Because...
Because I'm Batman.
Well, poop. I guess this means we're screwed.
(blast)
Hi, Alfred!
Sorry Bruce made you cry!
I still can't get over how no important Gotham characters died in that story.
I know. It's pretty awesome.
I mean, like nobody. Even you.
Even me.
You had your back broken, your heart broken, your bank account even broken.
You even got stabbed, dude.
Yep.
How are you still breathing right now?
Nevermind, I already know what you're gonna say.
Because I'm Batman!
Walked right into that one.
Yes you did.
How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended
Oh heck no, I'm not wearing that.
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