Waiter?
Oh, waiter!
[SINGING IN RUSSIAN] Eat at Charlie's, eat
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
Hello, sir, welcome to Charlie's Russian restaurant.
And may I add, zdravstvuyte.
That is hello in Russian.
This is Sacha and Masha.
Yo.
We will sing and dance for your dining pleasure.
No, forget the singing and dancing, I just want the food.
Oh, we cannot forget the singing and dancing, tovarisch.
It comes with the dinner.
OK.
What's on the menu?
I'm hungry.
Hit it!
[RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
We have famous food that they eat in the great country
of Russian.
Number one is beef stroganoff, pieces
of steak in a sour cream gravy.
Mm, khorosho.
That means good in Russian.
Hmm, sounds interesting.
I'll take the beef stroganoff.
Very good Russian choice, sir.
Hey, Charlie, you got any stroganoff left?
Nyet.
Oh!
Oh dear.
Charlie said nyet.
Alas, sir, that means no in Russian.
We have no more stroganoff left.
All eaten up, it is all gone.
[SINGING] Nyet, there is no stroganoff,
stroganoff, stroganoff.
Nyet, there is no stroganoff, the stroganoff is gone, hey!
But for number two we have peljmani, cute, delicious
little dumplings with meat inside.
Ochen khorosho!
That means very good in Russian.
Oh great.
I'll take the little dumplings.
All righty, sir.
Hey, Charlie, any peljmani left?
Nyet.
Oh dear, oh dear.
I hate to disappoint you, sir, but you see,
there is no more peljmani left either, they are all gone.
[SINGING] Nyet, there's no peljmani, peljmani, peljmani.
Nyet, there's no peljmani, peljmani all gone, hey!
Hey yourself!
What's going on here?
But may I recommend number three, the chicken Kiev,
a tender piece of chicken with butter inside.
Finger licking khorosho.
I bet there's none left.
[YELLING] Charlie, got any chicken Kiev?
Nyet.
I knew it.
Nyet means no in Russian.
There's no more chicken either.
[SINGING] Nyet, we have no chicken--
Stop the music!
What do you have to eat?
Well, I know we have the number four, which is borscht.
Oh, borscht?
Yes, borscht.
Oh, what's borscht?
That is soup, sir.
I knew it was something wet.
Borscht Is Russian soup with tomatoes, and beets,
and cabbage, and pieces of meat.
Oh, sounds delicious.
Is it all gone?
Well, there is one bowl left, sir.
Now, I was going to save it for myself,
but the customer is always right.
You can have it.
I'll take it.
OK.
Charlie, pour the borscht.
Oh, boy.
Soup with tomatoes, beets, cabbage, and meat.
I can't wait to eat it.
Why is my soup on your head?
For the borscht dance.
[RUSSIAN MUSIC]
Hiya!
Hey!
Hiya!
My soup!
Hiya!
Hey!
Hiya, hiya, hiya.
Hey!
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
It was supposed to land right side up.
There would be no charge.
The dinner's on us.
No, it's on me.
Service is not included.
[MUSIC PLAYING]