- All right!
(all scream)
("Jurassic Park" jingle)
- Huh.
I don't see Dr. Bananas anywhere.
- Forget Dr. Bananas.
Where are all the dinosaurs the invitation promised?
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
I love dinosaurs!
- How do you know?
You've never met a dinosaur.
- I watched a bunch of Barney when I was little.
- Littler, you mean, right?
(Orange laughs) (Apple growls)
- Greetings, special guests.
I couldn't possibly be more excited
to show you my latest creation.
Real dinosaurs!
- Yeah right, dude.
dinosaurs went extinct so long ago
not even Grandpa Lemon remembers them.
- It's true.
Also, I don't really remember last week,
so there's that, you know.
- I understand your skepticism
and am excited to squelch it.
- [All] Whoa!
(camera clicks)
- Wait a minute.
Why is it pink?
- Yeah!
- I kind of like it.
It's more like Barney that way.
(Apple laughs)
- All my dinosaurs are pink, you see.
They're pink because pigs are pink.
- Huh.
- Quickly, to the Jeep.
I will explain everything.
You see, it's very scientific.
I brought the dinosaur back from extinction
by using their DNA.
I used the DNA from fossils and filled in the gaps
with pig DNA.
- [Apple] What pig?
- Well, I had a buddy who's a pork chop
who was willing to sign the necessary consent forms.
- So I guess they're not really dinosaurs
as much as they're swine-osaurs, huh?
(Orange laughs)
(Dr. Banana laughs)
- That's good.
I'm going to have to use that.
This is exactly why I asked you to come here, Orange.
Your branding skills are fantastic.
I need your input before the park opens.
- Instead of calling it Jurassic Park,
why not call it Jurassic Pork?
(Orange laughs)
- Yes.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
- Well, why did you invite the rest of us, Doc?
- Pear, you know more about science
than anyone in the kitchen.
I'd love to have your endorsement.
Grandpa Lemon, I needed you here
because you can inexplicably fly a helicopter.
And you, Midget Apple.
Well, you--
- Go ahead, just say it.
You need me here to see if the little kids
can ride the rides or not.
- But that's equally important!
(Dr. Banana electrocutes)
(Apple growls)
And now without further ado, welcome to Jurassic Pork.
(dinosaur roars)
- [All] Whoa!
Ah!
- A pterodactyl!
- More like pterodac-tail.
Am I right?
(Orange laughs)
(Dr. Banana laughs)
- It's tail did come out rather pig-like, didn't it?
- Hey, what's in that mysterious jungle cage over there?
- Oh, you see, that's where we keep the velociraptors.
- You mean the sausageraptors?
(Orange laughs)
(Dr. Banana laughs)
- It gets funnier every time.
- Ah man, it's raining.
- Actually, that's a good thing.
That'll really bring the dinos out.
They love mud.
They are part pig, after all.
- Sure enough.
Here comes a triceratops now.
- Hey guys, is it just me or did that triceratops
seem way bigger than expected?
- It's probably just you, small fry.
(Orange laughs) (Apple growls)
- No!
He's right.
- Hm, that's odd.
The triceratops was normal size just a few days ago.
- But did you take into account
that pigs grow super huge in a super short period of time?
- I did not take that into account.
- So basically we're stuck on an island
with a bunch of dinosaurs that have grown too big
for their own fences.
- A slight oversight, I admit.
- Hey everybody, let's get a group photo by this lake.
- Wait, that's no lake.
- It isn't?
(Lemon screams)
(Pear screams)
- Tyrannosaurus Rex!
- You mean Tyrannoshortwrist Rex?
(Orange laughs)
- Now is not the time, Orange.
(all screams)
(T-Rex roars)
- Come on, Dr. Bananas!
Give this guy the slip.
Ha-ha, get it?
Slip?
Dr. Bananas?
That's not what I meant.
But thanks.
- Where are we?
- We're by the velociraptor cages.
- Follow-up question, why is there
a massive hole in the bars?
(all scream)
- Guys, the helicopter!
Where is it?
- My guess is the porking lot.
(Orange laughs)
- There!
There it is!
- Run faster!
- I can't!
I don't have any legs!
- Take off!
Take off!
(all scream)
- Whoa, holy Toledo.
I think I wet myself like infinity times back there.
(Orange laughs)
- Look at his tiny arms.
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, at least those dinosaurs are stuck on that island
and can't get to the mainland.
(pterodactyl squawks)
- When I say ask, you say Orange.
Ask!
- [Audience] Orange!
- Ask!
- [Audience] Orange!
- When I say give me money,
you throw money at me.
Give me money!
(record scratches)
Give me money!
(crickets chirp)
Ah.
It was worth a shot.
(Orange laughs)
Hey, what up, fruit lovers?
A to the O here with a super awesome episode
of "Ask Orange".
To the questions!
- [Narrator] Hey Orange,
why is there invisible TNT everywhere?
- What you talkin' 'bout?
I don't see any invisible TNT anywhere.
- Might be because it's invisible TNT.
- Maybe I need some more light
to help me see this invisible TNT.
- No!
Oh.
- See?
It wasn't invisible TNT after all.
- Whew.
Well, that's a relief.
- Yep.
It was the real TNT all along.
- No! (Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] It's time for "Ask Orange".
Hi, Orange.
What do you call a girl with a broken foot?
I-lean.
Hahahahahahaha!
(Orange laughs)
Ooh!
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?
Bob!
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] Hey Orange,
what is your favorite sport?
- Probably nasquetball.
(Orange laughs)
Oh, yeah!
Hopefully that'll be the only kind of jam
I'll ever be apart of.
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] Hey Orange,
what is your favorite dinosaur?
- My favorite dino is definitely the Veloci-Rapper.
- Yo, wiggity-wiggity-wiggity what up, ya'll?
Bring it!
♪ Name is Veloci-Rapper ♪
♪ I'm here to spit ♪
♪ Mad rhymes like dilophosaurus ♪
♪ Ain't going extinct ♪
♪ Now clap dem hands ♪
♪ Unless you's a t-rex ♪
- Oh come on, this is just not fair!
- Awe.
I know how you feel, buddy.
- [Narrator] In "Ask Orange," maybe you should give
Little Apple a little more attention, get it?"
(Orange laughs)
- Yeah, I get it all right.
- So does this mean you're going to start
giving me more attention?
- Nope.
Not even a little.
(Orange laughs)
(Apple growls)
- [Narrator] These puns are punny.
Get it?
- Hm, actually, I don't get it.
Can you explain it to me pun more time?
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] What is your worst pun ever?
- This is definitely pun of the worst.
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] How many puns have you made?
- Probably pun too many.
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] Hey, I got a question.
Wazup?
- Wazu--
- [Narrator] Uh!
- Uh!
- [Narrator] Uh!
- Uh!
- [Narrator] Wasp!
- Was--
(Orange screams)
Oh no! A wasp!
(Orange screams)
- [Narrator] Hey Orange, could you do
Woody Woodpecker's laugh please?
Please?
(Orange laughs)
- [Narrator] What's your favorite TV show?
- "The Annoying Orange"!
Duh!
- [Narrator] Math!
- No!
- [Narrator] Rap these emojis.
- An emoji rap, huh?
Well, I could do that, but I think
I'll let Veloci-Rapper handle this one instead.
- Yo, wiggity-wiggity-wiggity what up, ya'all?
Bring it!
♪ Name is Veloci-Rapper ♪
♪ I'm here to spit ♪
♪ Mad rhymes like delophosaurus ♪
♪ Ain't going extinct ♪
♪ Now clap dem hands ♪
- Wait, wait, wait, stop!
- Yo, wiggity-wiggity what's the matter, Pear?
- Veloci-Rapper, that rap had nothing to do
with the emojis.
- Yeah, gotcha.
- Which was the whole point.
- Yeah, copy that.
- So I gotta ask.
Do you only have one rap?
(Veloci-Rappers sighs)
- Look, my brain is the size of a peanut.
One rap's all I got room for.
- Awe.
- I'm sorry, Veloci-Rapper.
I didn't know.
- No, it's okay.
I'll go.
- No!
Don't go!
- Yeah!
Come back and rap.
- And you'll listen to it all the way to the end?
- Yeah, I promise.
- All right!
Yo, wiggity-wiggity-wiggity what up, ya'll?
Bring it!
♪ Name is Veloci-Rapper ♪
♪ I'm here to spit ♪
♪ Mad rhymes like dilophosaurus ♪
♪ Ain't going extinct ♪
♪ Now clap dem hands ♪
♪ Unless you's a t-rex ♪
♪ Now here comes a meteor ♪
♪ Hit the deck ♪
- Huh?
(both scream)
- Ahoy, fruit lovers!
Who's ready for a dynamite episode of "How 2"?
- No, no.
Put away the TNT, Orange!
(Orange laughs)
- Now, today we'll be discussing
how to discover dinosaur bones!
- [Orange] Great question!
In fact, I might go so far as to say it was dino-mite!
- Orange!
(Orange laughs)
- Okay, okay.
- Now step one, start digging.
Dinosaur bones are found underground
beneath millions of years worth of accumulated sediment.
- [Orange] And fun fact!
TNT can be used to help you dig!
- [Pear] Orange, come on.
- [Orange] No, it really can.
TNT can help you get deep inside a mountainside,
or help you blast through rock.
- [Pear] Okay, I guess that's true.
- [Orange] But everyone is looking for dinosaur bones
in the ground.
So if you want to find the dinos
that no one else is finding, get creative.
Look in places you wouldn't normally expect.
Look in your garage, or in your butt.
- [Pear] Hey!
Okay dude, no one's going to find dinosaur bones
in their butt.
- Well how do you know?
Have you looked?
- No, but--
- But is right.
- Ugh! (Orange laughs)
I think that guy just found a new,
incredible dinosaur skeleton.
- Whoa!
- That's his own skeleton, dude.
- That guy's a dinosaur?!
- No.
We're going to catch him.
Catch that dinosaur.
We're going to be bajillionaires!
- Leave that man alone.
He's not a dinosaur.
- I don't know, his arms look kinda t-rex-y.
- Orange, stop!
- Okay, okay.
- Anyway, step three.
Once you found dinosaur bones,
real dinosaur bones, dust off the bones very carefully.
- [Orange] And to get that pesky,
difficult to remove dirt off the bones,
you may have to blow it off with TNT.
- [Pear] Orange!
- [Orange] What?
It's true! Watch!
(Pear yells) See?
No dust.
- [Pear] Dude, the entire skeleton is dust now.
- I think I got some dust in my nose.
- What nose?
If you're gonna sneeze, please face the other way.
(Orange sneezes)
- [Pear] Oh no.
- Phew.
Wow.
I guess I really boned that one, didn't I?
(Orange laughs)
- Well, at least the video didn't end in a TNT explosion.
- Oh wait, it looks like there's one more.
(both screams)
- [Narrator] "Orange Through Time"
(Orange laughs)
- Hey.
Hey, dinosaurs.
- [Both] What?
- Meteor.
- [Both] Huh?
(dinosaurs screams)
Hey!
Hey, Benjamin Franklin!
- Well, what is it already?
- Lightning.
(Orange laughs)
- Oh.
(ship horn blares)
Hey.
Hey, Titanic.
Titanic, hey.
- What?
What is it?
- I forgot what I was going to say.
- Oh, well that's okay.
- Oh yeah.
Iceberg.
(Titanic yells)
- [Narrator] "Orange Through Time".
(Orange laughs)
(upbeat music)