today ladies and gentlemen we're going
to be talking about a little bit of a
naughty topic no lace again as usual
hi Lila sorry why are you late this time
I've just be on the float trip for the
weekend but I thought your present oh
well I have to give you these five lolly
yay let's play for a bit I think it's
quite pretty
Oh feeling a bit first they are we talk
with our but funny you should say that
today ladies and gentlemen we're going
to be talking about a little bit of a
naughty topic oh no I don't feel
comfortable talking about that Oh Leila
come on I am far too British well that's
the thing us British people don't like
to talk about we feel a little bit
uncomfortable we could even say we feel
a bit prudish and now later I would
describe her as a prude and this is
somebody who gets a little bit
embarrassed and feels uncomfortable when
talking about can you say the word no I
can't
I try try try try so a person who is
prudish person who doesn't feel
comfortable talking about sex and feels
a little bit embarrassed okay guys so if
you are a little bit prudish like me
then this lesson might be just the thing
you need we are going to talk about the
British wave going to okay so starting
with actually kissing yes we saw we
start on an isotopic really yeah kissing
right the most common expression to talk
about kissing is to snog someone now if
you snog someone there has to be tongue
involved how you do it yeah I should be
single should yes have a clog it is a
great a very British expression yeah now
the American way to say this is to make
out
yeah and we don't we don't use it very
much we understand it but we would say
to have a snog having a sale of this
vinegar or even better and even the
British in a bit more polite way to say
it to have a switch yeah oh really nice
on it it's nice I can say that
inhabitant in the quite kind of it's a
bit more cuddly a bit more proper Mantic
yeah it's nice okay so that is kissing
now moving on to naughtier things now
these are very funny expressions that to
be honest people wouldn't say probably
themselves about having had sex but in
film and in British comedy and to make
other people laugh we will use them to
talk about sex so the first one is hanky
panky I like to have some hanky I like
Jack sorry it's a [ __ ] hanky panky with
yeah whatever
thank you thank you with someone good
too much okay thank you thank you yeah
so it doesn't necessarily mean sex it
can be other intimate thing as an altar
thing but yeah it's a funny way we might
say to our friends a mess any hanky
panky meaning was there any kissing bit
more yeah hmm Rumpy pumpy yeah I love
this and they were found quite funny as
well but a little bit of rumpy-pumpy a
so british guys very very proper it's
desperately trying to avoid the word
yeah and so yes I have Rumpy pumpy is my
handbag
you said Oh Deary me what's happening to
her Royal Highness dear my morality okay
next one we have is Mickey Mickey is
again just a funny way to talk about
having sex or doing something with
somebody in a romantic way isn't
romantic it's not vulgar not really not
well we don't know no animes are vulgar
no it's kind of funny you can't make use
a bit like good-looking but it will keep
it he keep extracting it milky but
you're not bad yeah okay next one lay
low alpha we got help me about
what kind of thing are we worth when
your mom and dad say to you I need to
have a talk to you about the birds and
the bees
yeah which they do when you're children
hopefully not when you're making birdie
yeah hopefully not so your mum and dad
they might need to you when you're I
don't know 13 years old 14 years old
they might say right we need to have a
little chat about the birds and the bees
tell me later what are these what
explaining they are referring to the act
of procreation verily I think learning
to you in an educational way where
babies come from
laughter the birds and the bees which
doesn't really make sense that you
couldn't get to play the word no sorry
please just they would never
yeah and it's very nice and gentle way
to talk to children about it yeah they
are asking difficult questions and it's
quite a funny thing to say like did you
have a talk about the birds and the
being yeah right now moving on to some
more common ones which are still not
vulgar but are a little bit more
informal little bit they're used
commonly they're not used in a funny way
we actually do use them so the first one
made oh do you want to what if I'm
having a look up to get laid get laid
yeah okay I'm explore America's quite a
Merriam Bell adopt it hmm we do use this
in British English but it did originally
come from America yeah yeah yeah that
lace just means to have sex now really
important point guys can you not say in
English to make sex or to do that not
only to have sex but in which case would
we use make Lola we can use make love so
very romantic or loving mmm wait a sec
yeah keep saying it I have to okay
Herman but yes you can make love but you
have sex that Freya again so next one is
to have a quickie now I think the name
tells you what this is a quickie meaning
very quick yeah you don't may not be
much eyes on it I'm on it that's all we
could say them yeah
a quickie the other one that we have is
the thing with yeah we were embarrassed
of Britain yeah
using another slang word that we have
that is so common in British English in
fact if you say this to an American they
won't understand no that's true have a
shag
oh yeah also Shack to Shack yeah bad or
now yeah yep verb and now and are the
same and there was a movie at British
movie where they had this word in the
title called the Spy that shagged me
Austin Powers and the Americans didn't
understand wouldn't know that when they
don't know it yeah and I think when they
realized what it was about they'd have
to change the posters or how many things
a film yeah they didn't like no more
prudish than they are on time
who would've thought right next one now
this is quite a funny one and it's also
in a song sung by Marvin Gaye's you
remember Layla I know you can look up
that Marvin Gaye let's get it on yeah
yeah so it's kind of a look let's get in
the mood
yeah yeah let's do it yeah do it do it
that's what I'm saying yeah do I'm
getting embarrassed now all right Thank
You Marge okay next one is to hook up
now this is quite American it is very
America Ava Bob if you didn't pay
attention after her cup yeah but it
means to have something casual with
somebody so you meet somebody and you
quickly get friendly some rumpy-pumpy
yeah and you might not necessarily see
each other again but you might it's
casual it's casual which could also
refer to a one-night stand
yes later now what is the one I found
about I'm sure you've never experienced
a know-it-all so talk a one-night stand
is where you have some rumpy-pumpy but
maybe just say I see you later have a
nice life hopefully have a cup of tea
it's well in the morning if you're lucky
yes probably so yeah hope happen to have
a one-night stand is casual casual yeah
casual hanky-panky brilliant okay
everybody thank you so much for joining
us for this slightly unusual love
English lesson our people have never our
name has never been more appropriate
loving
yeah perfect but in all seriousness that
guys knowing a few of these expressions
could be quite useful if you are having
a conversation with any English people
or watching films in English these kind
of expressions are used quite regularly
yeah definitely watching English movie
things like that you'll probably hear
these expressions yeah right thank you
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