- I mean when in Rome lets explore,
you know what I mean?
(Jared yells)
What are you?
What is that?
(upbeat music)
Hey guys it's Jared and I'm back again to do more of
this beautiful zookeeper challenge in RLCraft.
The zookeeper challenge is a challenge that we made up
in Minecraft in which we tame and house every tameable beast
in the RLCraft mod map.
Last episode, Bob found himself in a completely new town.
That was weird.
And our goal for today is definitely going to be
upgrade our mining skills
so we can build literally anything,
we haven't explored around the town yet so I wanna do that,
and for everyone that was complaining about my FOV
and the resource pack I had,
fixed 'em both.
So lets just get into it.
Last episode we ended with our chicken neighbors
and finding a bed.
So I have a tunic,
I have some iron pickaxes that I don't think I can use,
I have a stone pickaxe that I can use.
I say let's just start by seeing what's around this town.
I have not gone more than two feet out the entrance
and it was really dangerous last time.
Hello squidward.
They have a public bath, I love that for them.
Oh hi Miley.
I'm so glad that you followed us,
we might not have Beth, we might not have Patricia
but we'll always have our beautiful baby Miley Cyrus.
I think it would to behoove us to find a source of meat
and also we should craft the basic
crafting table and furnace.
I think would be smart.
Let's be smart.
Well there are crafting tables in town,
I don't have to make a crafting table from scratch
I can just steal one.
I think I can steal a furnace too,
lets go see what there is to pillage in this town.
I need this, I need this.
I need it, I need it.
Hello Golem, I did not just steal this furnace
don't worry.
See my hands are empty.
Nothing, clearly nothing.
Let's find a crafting table to steal, hello.
We know Bob is a good guy but when push comes to shove
he is up against a lot and you just can't blame a man
for doing what he's gotta do to feed himself.
Hmm, any security cameras?
Perfect, now we have a place to put our meats.
Whoa.
What is this place?
Holy moly, there's like one thousand chests in here.
I shouldn't have stolen that one chest from that one house.
No one will know if any of these are missing.
What caused this spawn to happen?
This is awesome, I like what's happening here.
We'll be back.
It's not even like a closed building.
It has no label.
I'm so confused by this place.
We got a furnace, we got a crafting table,
we're gonna take them back to our hotel room
which I think I want to move to a bigger room
but we'll just hang out in here for now.
Well actually this is our penthouse, we'll just call this...
Fair game to put this here,
we'll put our crafting table right next to her.
Then we got, I'm gonna put chests in our room though.
In this chest our most beloved belongings,
our beautiful diary book and quill.
Dear diary, I hope you enjoy your new home, love Bob.
I have coal and I have a raw porkchop
so let's cook our first porkchop.
Wooh.
It's a big deal we've only eaten raw and poisonous meat
up until this point
and now we can have our first warm meal.
It didn't even fill us up all the way.
No biggy, it's okay, there are many pigs outside,
but you know what, we'll go visit them,
and capture and kill them and eat them, tomorrow.
Lets go adventuring again.
I'm getting dehydrated so it's time to poison ourselves
with the bad water.
We're sick and we're poisoned
And heres some Cobalt's they're very friendly.
Wait, oh okay.
I want to test this theory.
I read that Cobalt's will just steal stuff off the ground.
Oh they all ran away.
Sir take this acorn.
What if I approach you calmly?
Does it have to be a tool?
Heya.
He's playing coy.
That's okay, you can have it.
Your so cute!
Do you want this?
I think you're taking them from me.
They're disappearing.
You want to be my friend?
(Jared yells)
What the (beep)
I at least want to identify the creature
that we want to capture
so that we can start working on making
their treat which will help us tame them.
Which I'm sure will just be so difficult all the time.
But in the meantime, we just found six iron ingots
which means that I can make a bucket
so when I find a cow I can milk the cow,
drink the milk, get re-hydrated without poisoning myself
for the first time.
Okay so that's very exciting.
Hello turkey.
(Jared gobbles)
You are very charming.
Will you follow me if I carry this?
No.
So then you must die.
Sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Thanksgiving's coming up, this is festive.
It makes the weirdest sounds, it makes a sounds like a sword
I don't really understand why that's happening.
This is morbid in a way that makes me feel very alive.
Polished andesite, what in the world is that?
But I can harvest it which is fascinating.
We could use this for our enclosure probably.
What is hurting me?
What is...
Oh wait, someone's firing an arrow at me.
Oh god, okay.
Oh no, oh no, I'm gonna...
Okay great.
No big deal, we lost everything we're holding
but we can go get it, it's fine.
I'm gonna go kill that man.
What I need is to make a helmet.
Here's the deal yo, I have so many long term goals
that I keep forgetting the short term goals
like make a helmet and get a cow.
Archer's leave me alone.
Respect the one V one, come on.
I have nothing to fight them with either,
I don't even have my knife 'cause it broke.
But I need these things that they stole from me,
how much health do you have?
Don't hit my face.
They keep just one-shotting me in the head
but if I hit them enough times then...
Oh my god, right in the face.
Right in the face.
I'm getting hot and sweaty already.
Oh my god, I am losing track of how many times I've died,
it's so many times.
Can you just die?
I think one of them's dead.
There we go, it's...
Okay how many times did I die?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine deaths.
That's nothing.
I only have one turkey leg now
so all of that senseless murder was for nothing.
Oh here they are,
okay great, thank god.
We got all of our legs.
No, god dam it.
There's a zombie now.
We're going back home,
we're going to craft some form of weapon.
Okay so I need to be like level eight
to even use iron anything and I'm pretty sure I am not that.
I'm really curious how to make a bow from scratch,.
Agility two.
I don't even know how I would...
Oh I just need sticks and string, I think I have,
I have that, lets make a bow, see if we can use it.
Arm ourselves.
I already forgot, I think it's this.
Oh hell yeah.
How do I increase my agility?
What?
So let's make the bucket.
(Jared yells)
I'm so excited to not have to drink gross poop water anymore
we just get to drink nothing but farm fresh milk
all the time.
Which for me as a lactose intolerant man sounds horrible,
but Bob's not lactose intolerant.
Lets go find a cow.
I think I saw a cow in town,
I just don't remember where it was.
Cows, we found cows.
Give me your sweet milk.
I wanna be where the bovine are,
I wanna have their milk inside my body.
I have a bucket.
(Jared yells)
Milk, it does the body so good.
Give me more, this feels amazing.
(Jared yells)
We're hydrated and we're not sick.
Dude this is dope because I was thinking of how
we could get pigs to be farmable
so we could be killing and eating them
and not run out of them.
But the town's already doing that for us
so all we kinda gotta do is make sure that
we're not like overfishing the population.
Oh, there's so many furnaces here,
I should have stolen from here,
I feel bad I took the bakery's only furnace.
We're going to replace the bakery's furnace.
I don't know what this person's doing
with this many furnaces,
but we're going to Robin Hood
steal from the rich, give to the poor that we stole from.
Let's go give this furnace to the bakery
and then head out on our adventure for the day.
How's business been since
you don't have an oven in the bakery?
Pretty good, yeah?
Okay, I can sleep at night now.
What's a Silex?
What are you?
- [Narrator] That is a silex,
these snazzy looking fish have scales that are encrusted
with lapis lazuli, shiny."
- Okay we can't tame it but it's got lapis lazuli
just like in it's body?
Wooh.
Okay we're level one on everything.
Novice.
(Jared yells)
Hold on, hold on, there are skills I upgrade in this?
I swear I...
(Jared yells)
okay, so okay, I level up things.
Interesting, I get skill points.
Okay.
Lets go make that pickaxe.
Here we go, a stone pickaxe.
Oh I made a stone dagger.
Wooh.
Watch out fam.
I wonder if I can use it.
Okay I can use this.
Yeah.
Okay Bob's armed and dangerous.
Let's put this away 'cause those guys are like police here
and I don't think that they like me just
brandishing a weapon in the middle of town.
Ooh what is this?
Whoa, this town is built on a giant fissure?
It really is like LA.
You're funnier than me,
do you want to get over here and do this?
Oof.
I'm trapped, I'm gonna have to fight my way out.
But, I mean when in Rome lets explore
you know what I mean.
(Jared yells)
What are you?
What is that?
I'm trapped, oh my gosh.
Oh, he has me trapped in a...
I can't move, I can't move.
Please don't kill me sir.
Oh my gosh, he's destroying my feet.
Oh he's doing damage only to my legs.
What in the world is happening?
What is this?
That came out of nowhere, I'm so mad.
(Jared yells)
- [Narrator] Would you look at that, it's a Geonach.
These nasty earth elementals love to surprise miners
minding their own business.
They're scary strong.
- okay so here's the deal,
there's a lot of good stuff that we have
that's now at the bottom of this chasm guarded by
just a horrible rock elemental.
Maybe if I sneak he won't hear me coming.
(gentle music)
Quietly.
(high intensity orchestra music)
no no no no no no.
No no no no, no no no.
No, no.
Oh god, he moves around too much.
Oh, I got an achievement that's cool,
but also, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Wait he hasn't landed a single hit on me.
I'm running so slow.
Sir.
Now I weigh a lot.
Got him.
Your destructive actions on the elements
is drawing in chaotic energy.
What does that mean?
I didn't know that was a thing.
What the butts?
The earth sounds mad.
There is no way going in there is a good idea.
Let's just see what's in here, it could be good.
I need a flint and steel.
Literally flint and steel.
I'm taking damage, I'm taking damage.
I'm taking damage from a Grue.
What's that?
- [Narrator] That was a Grue.
These spoopy shadow elementals love to surprise miners
in the dark with their ghostly bite.
- Oh that's horrifying.
I didn't see it when it was killing me
but I looked up a picture of it and it's scary,
I'm honestly glad I didn't see it.
We gotta go back, we gotta go back.
Hey little tits.
And you just want attention.
Oh, you make such a cute little sound,
I don't wanna hurt you.
I'm not taking this one, this one need to die.
This one's caused too much of a headache.
What's your health?
Oh no.
No no no no no.
No no no no no no no no.
No you evil, you foul (beep)
- [Narrator] This is a Wraamon, Raa-mon?
I don't know.
These nasty little rodents are hoarders of chaotic energy.
Watch out for their devilish spines.
- Oh.
Ah the chaotic energy that I stirred up
because I killed that elemental spawned demon rats.
Bring it on Wraamon, is his name now.
Hey War-mon, raa-mon?
Where did you go?
I'm so scared.
Are you in the dark?
We're gonna sneak.
I really just want to get a pickaxe
so that I can allow myself exit.
Sir, you don't see me.
You don't see me, you don't hear me.
Oh my god.
(high intensity orchestra music)
I'm blind.
(energetic music)
Mobs are bad (beep)
He's a (beep) bad (beep).
That was so much more than I really could of imagined
would happen when I fell down into that hole.
That was fun, thanks for that.
After all that chaotic fight energy
we just get to have some like calm mining.
It feels so good.
I better be leveling up my mining.
Oh you know what,
I probably get experience points every time I level up.
Great.
Wait can I mine ore now because I'm a high enough...
Bob's a boss, he is just moving up.
Wow, okay,
this is the coolest mod pack I've ever seen in my life
because Minecraft itself is really cool
but there's not like a huge sense of progression in the game
and this gives me like things to work towards.
I will explore that cave when we have armor.
I think that'll be fun but not right now, not today.
Not today and not tomorrow.
(enchanted flute music)
I feel reborn.
Birth from the earth with all my tools
and a better miner than ever before.
I'm really getting used to this town,
this town feels like home already.
In that experience that we just had
we mined a lotta ore, a lot of coal and a lot of iron
so I think we're going to burn through these iron ingots.
It's helmet time, I think we can do it.
I don't think I can wear an iron helmet yet,
I need defense eight to wear an iron helmet.
Hello helmet that I can't use but I'm gonna have.
We made her, yay, woo.
Oh I lost my bucket.
Make another one though, rad.
(Jared slurps)
Wow, your milk is magic.
We're going out, we're gonna find something.
There's a tameable beast in these plains, there's gotta be.
Oh hey there's an archer over there, lets kill him.
Just for existing we'll kill that guy.
Oh god no, he's gonna kill me first.
Oh no, it's a battle.
It's a hunger games.
(Jared laughs)
I'm the better of the fighters,
take that you little garbage pale kid.
Just straight murdering things without even contact.
Okay, they're bad things.
I hear stuff.
Spider.
Oh my god stay out.
No.
(Jared yells)
Oh no.
Oh no, no.
Absolutely not, why is it reeling at me like that?
I've never seen a spider...
Woo, that was horrifying.
Oh my god and I'm gonna frickin' die 'cause I'm poisoned.
Oh my god please don't kill me.
That was awful, I hated that.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no, oh...
Did you see that thing like...
Woo.
God I'm such an idiot.
At least I killed that spider, that was a thing.
That was really scary, it just was like "ahh."
Take all this, take all this, take all this,
take all this and run out.
Okay that was most of it,
that wasn't everything so I'm gonna do...
Is that a spider?
God you're not dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, I'm just poisoned.
I'll just ride this out.
(Jared laughs)
My bows gone again, every time I die my bows...
It's really frustrating.
I still have the stone dagger.
I really should not go back in there,
I should cut my losses.
There's a zombie with an arrow.
Okay we're cutting that loss.
Okay a lot has happened, we've lost some great things,
we've found some great things.
We're going blind again.
Our bucket no longer has milk in it
because I guess the spider drank it.
Lets go write in our diary about this crazy day we've had
and then call it a day.
We are establishing quite a base
like look at all this stuff I have.
I've never owned this many things before
so that's friggin' cool.
But we are leveling up,
it feels good to be able to mine iron.
We used to not even be able to do that.
Oh okay, what a time.
Okay diary, it's time.
Let's discuss.
Dear diary, wow, what a day.
What a week.
We died that many times.
We still continue on towards our goal
of being the best miner, fighter and father
this land has ever seen.
Soon we will have a helmet and life won't be so painful,
hopefully.
Love, Bob.
Wow, we still haven't found a single creature
that's tameable for our zoo.
That hurts my feelings.
But we are getting stronger.
We got milk, that's a big deal.
The amount of adrenaline that goes through my body
when a creature that's new starts to kill me
and I know that I'm probably gonna die but I might not die.
That's like a rush that I have not experienced in gaming
in quite some time.
If you're tired of the regular Minecraft experience
I implore you to play this, it's a blast.
And I think next time we really just need to find
something to tame.
This'll be it for us and Bob today
until next time, lucky hunting.
(upbeat music)