I don't want to ladies my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome back to the
walking dead saints and sinners we
talked to Casey last night ooh little
Nutrisse too
oh yeah no I don't want that Oh hold on
my hands are very hard to manage wait a
second I got rid of all this stuff
before why are you telling me to do it
again hey did I get rid of all this
stuff before I can't remember either way
here we go spunk spunk all right Casey I
want to talk to you because we're trying
to get into the reserve together but
first things first
momma's got to see you what her nest has
got to offer what can we do next
did I want to build that I don't know if
I wanted to build that maybe upgrade
this yes okay I need a lot more for that
one need more for that one another way
it tossed the page back you don't need
to do that wood scraps all right so I
wouldn't normally track these so I can
see what's going on oh wait can I just
bring you guys in Oh
Mike Mike Mike kiss kiss mmm literature
kisses the language of love I am here
but hold on to your horses okay I have a
life outside of your missions okay no
wood scraps out of that that's fine
anything else that I can scrounge
together with my tiny little fingers
this is like okay stop [ __ ] yammering
on what's this this is a picture of me
oh it's Casey
Brian Casey what do you want are you
there yeah ready to get started
sure ready as I'll ever be
okay good so I found the manual for the
pump flow regulator but there ain't like
we need to calibrate it before it can be
installed each of the pumps has
different flow requirements and that
component tells the rest of the system
where to rout the water
all right this on so I can seal it work
with Casey to calibrate the regulator
got it okay so you know she'd be able to
figure this out I like that attitude
okay on the device you should see a
serial number read it to me oh four
seven three zero five eight nine - 2 0 1
that's cool now turn the dial until you
get some feedback on valve a then tell
me the number you see feedback triggered
on the 555 the numbers turned green okay
cool 28 degrees okay ah
this is neat I'm glad that I actually
have to do that B 228 got it all numbers
are green okay okay let me just break my
wrist here real quick I'll figure it out
in no time
Oh 60 cell C sit all numbers green
awesome I'm a Superman now it says
depress the automatic confirmation
mechanism looking at the diagram here
it's a big round button should be
obvious okay all right now you need to
install this sucker into the pump okay
the pump fits it's located outside of
st. Vincent's church beacon lights will
be on to help find it so that's good
that were set
it'll probably attract walkers so that
sucks just be ready the system's down
here will let me know what installed the
regulator oh and one more thing a little
tip that should make life a bit easier
scavenging more fruitful since you know
we're colleagues now right the tower has
a radio station number 40
the broadcasts any significant
discoveries in the city in the current
schedule for stirring the herd okay
might be wise to tune in before heading
out for the day
privileged Intel so you know let's let's
keep it between us all right yeah it's
gonna take a few moments to clear my
head I'll contact you when it's time for
the next step
good luck Thanks okay outside st.
Vincent's church does that like here I
don't want to dick around too much and
go into the wrong area what is this
check station 47 for Intel but I get
ending the herd by water food cache body
via Corolla ah
alright whatever we're ahead nope I need
to figure out what else I can build here
I got a nutria stew which is good I have
my bow and I have my pistol that is full
so I should be good on that people also
said that and Robin told me as well that
I can turn off the voice recognition in
options I know if I actually want to do
that I kind of like having the the
dialogue on it makes it fun it makes it
more interesting to play the game that
way so I st. Vincent's church over this
way he's at beacon later on I need to go
to the coffin here anyway or is that
another place in a different area I
don't know it's hard to pay attention
with there's so much going on Wow sorry
it's just hard pay attention I've to
mind of a 14 year old in math class I
know
Omri is dead and I know that for the
time being accept into his shoes whoever
you are I am not in the habit of
trusting to keep out days trust it's
dead when it's given to the wrong person
and it was a lot of wrong out there yeah
but I am willing to set prejudice aside
for a few moments so we can have a
little chat ok if we can work together
I'm assuming you scored a few useful
things out of that last tower cache well
just more where that came from
Oh long as nothing happens to me
understood
get yourself to the churchyard I will
unlock the gate so you can reach the
area stay out in the open if I am
satisfied you are alone you will see me
oh now I have a statue all right you
should I go back that way there's a
thing up date move through the catacombs
to meet with me in the church here yeah
and I think that this is saw the
regulator at the pump outside the church
so I think I'm just going to the same
area again down to the catacombs
everything over here wait where were the
catacombs hold on
I have to fix my bones first bandage you
know what maybe I should actually just
make more but hold on okay we get into
this stabby stabby soon oh it was nice
to hear yeah okay good and I go hello
see that's also kind of fun I here's on
the Stuber jack is ready you guys know
me you guys fear me the machine the
machine are they call him you guys just
got owned just got oh let go anyway good
talking to you lads oh let's go that way
st. Vincent's okay is there a have to go
for my dude for Casey Casey I loved it
at echoes that's really cool one week
what are we taking up in the dark I
bounced who knew that a catacomb would
be full of bones that's [ __ ] also I
still not sure which way I like to stab
more this way or it's this way hoof or
hood maybe this way kind of partial to
this dance
makes me feel all cool maybe we should
take out two ships I'd be pretty cool
right I think so
hear me all right we have fun here my
friend let me take care of that dummy
you can have him if you want but I'm
also pretty good at it watch see I get
very close to stabbing my own thumb but
I've done in a while
so I've got really good tactics now stab
good bags in the stomach to extract
their bowels what I think I did it
beautiful
perfect all right you're not gonna steal
from me are you if you try and steal for
me I ever shooty bang that will get you
right at the top of the noggin top of
the noggin to you laddies that's what
I'll say and everyone at home a laugh
cuz it's part of my catchphrase anyway
hello hi what are you doing you doing
lord of the dance what do you want well
jeez don't get used to meeting like this
it's a rarity okay uh I agree I'm not
fond of the face-to-face either too much
work all right then we're on the same
page I'll get to the point why are you
helping me
I literally just talk to you I'm not
helping you yet oh you're the lady Ari
trusted you so that's good enough for me
were you two friends this is the lady
who's on the radio you sound different
in real life you know what your voice is
like a husky or kind of like maybe is
the static uh sure I guess you could say
we were new friends
sure friends I saved his ass from a slew
of Walker's in the Bayou I like talking
to the guy he had a way about him he
sure did
you know pretty uncommon respond to him
love the way he could spin a tale well
may he rest in peace
you got some commode in these shoes to
become modular don't you the tower cash
right word supplies and you get me the
intel they contain sound like a deal
yes the author you're I mean yes that
would be cool if the VRA game could see
you going like this also you're a lot
less ghastly looking with the lights on
you you've got yourself a deal
take this drawing o drawing I was too
busy knifing sorry location in the
drawing you have it leave it for me at
the usual spot okay so it's to the right
of the slice injure hime ling bird it
just rolls off the top Oh what time does
the zombie coming I'm back back to it
Intel at the location you're drawing
hold on have it leave it for me at the
usual spot hold on what hold on it's
installed his Invisalign real quick oh
oh you need to get those ears checked
buddy you got a whole bunch of
cauliflower you're going on anyway you
were saying sorry I'm too busy saving
your life
sounds go ahead and sit it done I didn't
hear a thing you said let me just check
my trusty little titty diary here that's
not you troubles of the ward use the
drawing to find the target was that your
drawing
you're really good your drawings are
great am I feeling a French red Bordeaux
or a Zinfandel white Bonaparte hmm I
don't know me and Gees like to come out
here during the summers and just have
ourselves a a wine summer if you know
what I mean we can't remember half of it
but we do remember the good times all
right okay moving on I'll be here all
week guys Enoch isn't [ __ ] stuck here
in a zombie apocalypse because
apparently trucks blocking the way is
too much for me ah nice and cozy warm
stop burning the wine if useful for
making arrows to kill people
hello puddin dog you made my knife on
rent you disgusting
okay okay okay
that was a metric [ __ ] ton of them there
was like 15 of them there why do they
decide on that number I don't know I
could just count really fast when I see
huge groups and numbers of people I'm
usually not that good at counting
playthings 117 million of them and
they're all coming from me because they
heard that I was jacksepticeye and
they're like oh I want a piece I mean
they can hear me yelling and talking and
commentating hey lady what should he do
about all the olden dead guys I probably
could take them cuz I'm awesome hello
hello oh [ __ ] sorry I thought I thought
this was empty
sorry sorry give me back my oh [ __ ] okay
oh the gloves are off and the calls are
out oh [ __ ] they think suck I didn't
even poke in the eyes to make it funny
sort of a [ __ ] no I don't want a stupid
spoon can I put these here okay
ah I'll use the lamp to kill them just
take the lamp on your chest away you'll
go much further
what is so bright in here lights coming
from all right yeah ah goddamnit that
was my favorite pair of cause that can
kill people
[ __ ] no I need a meta see it's all your
fault the zombie apocalypse as old as
our base fault
whether it's zombies you need killing or
Ikea furniture you need putting together
that screwdrivers always here hey where
we got ya this yeah this that's cool I
don't want that
I mean getting medicine listen get him
I'd heat up the screwdriver
there you go sterilize it sterilize it
for a clean wound okay
don't breathe in the fumes sorry I
didn't know this room was vacant
[ __ ] God where did you come from
get off my screwdriver close the door ah
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] too weak to hold my
own good
this is stupid
where are you so weakly oh my god why'd
you [ __ ] suck it sandy God God
so the best oh my god wrong-o punch a
bunch of the death this is going bad
this is going real [ __ ] bad uh I am
dead as a doornail oh [ __ ] what am I
supposed to do I thought I had it all
figured out
I know if a bow and arrow but with the
[ __ ] odds he pulling that out at a
time like this okay you just grab this
or fall and die like a dumbass holy I
think we all learned something here
today all right back in it once again I
think I'm gonna dodge this building this
time [ __ ] me up last time I don't want
to do that again see if I could sneak
around
wow there's so many though okay I just
need to get the dare
[ __ ]
come on come on
you go nice okay so far so garden we're
doing great so proud of you
also wait don't I have giant proximity
bombs [ __ ] did not use those last time I
don't know I might attract them you know
what we'll see what happens I want to
just make it this far first if they
chased me you know some of them on the
walls we all sneaky-like like you know I
don't like having to be quiet in this
game cuz I like yelling and making jokes
if you're not letting me do that what
are you letting me do quick and swift
nice okay good good good so what's the
first thing I need to do travel to the
ward use the drawing to find the tower
cache retrieve the Intel okay that's
nothing got to do with this yet install
the regulator into the pump outside the
church ah [ __ ] was that that thing over
there oh hello what
Oh rope cuts over your buddies
temporarily disguise yourself in the
walkers oh dude thats so cool wait how
do I do it
a thing shows up but I don't know how ah
I'm all covered in nasi ah the whole
world changes color okay so does that
mean I can actually walk through them no
I didn't know that this was even a thing
that's so awesome
oh I want to see if I could just walk
through them and put this in I might
have to hightail it though
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okay scissor is okay
brains brains I love the taste of
braised human stinky Oh actually worked
these are [ __ ] idiots
Oh Oh will you sprint it rubs off okay
okay well well where's my sense of a
night I think I actually borrowed this
from you you wanna bet okay you want it
back wait who's my bad ass oh man you
guys are [ __ ] gross
okay we're good all right so don't
sprint that's that seems to be the plan
for now my best zombie impression I mean
it couldn't just walk around the
controller Irishman as well
probably the same thing the secret is
there is no spoon go get it this way
wait what if we get shot by people
because they think of as an Zam don't be
terrible I hate living like you guys I'm
a very articulate zombie there's a lot
of you guys huh
okay well I'm just gonna get rid of this
for now and where's the knife you can't
even see it oh it's in your face where's
the mic oh you gotta follow through Sean
you can't just be stabbing and not
following through don't don't what is
this place
I kind of wish when I mean it kinda does
but it feels like the light is all on
this side that this side of my face and
this lens in the rift doesn't really get
much light in it I know what she did
are we sure it's just more accurate to
following my face okay please come on
look at all these supplies you can't
pick and choose what I could pick up I
mean you can't it's your game you can do
order the hell you want but I'm gonna be
very upset about it and then I'm gonna
complain I no one wants me to complain
do they this whole place is pointless
alright I'm not sure where to go in that
direction so I'm just gonna go back here
ooh Oh an arrow I don't have to see
those I was like what the hell is this
hey this is where I fell out last time
and died so maybe there's something else
in a different direction
either now classic gamer I don't know
hard to go on unless it's really spelled
out for me is this the area where they
all are I'm really curious to see what
that does kill him
Oh baby swish hey
I kill them all it's [ __ ] great I'm
gonna keep this head as a souvenir
tonight I can put it in my backpack I
put a head in my backpack
that's ridiculous can I actually do
anything else with you yep that's all
tip-top shape there Tom he go oh hey
come this way oh wait shows me to travel
to the wars that was the name I thought
the ward was an area in here the ward is
an actual other location entirely I
could have just left this whole area and
kept all of my weapons [ __ ] you lady I
will give you the actual finger but it
doesn't let me
I don't know this game's alright we're
showing bodies blowing up but as soon as
I want to show my middle finger no sorry
jack hey yo Casey hey Casey what's
happening brah always here always
thinking my mind is always swirling with
something these days good man it's
impossible to shut it down good man
exactly like meat the brain never shut
up it's a stinky well let me sleep
difficult to maintain a standing mind
given the situation you're in
hey this morning I realized something
what's that I can't even remember the
last time I saw the sky it's been a
while at least that much I know
there's pre [ __ ] months wish I would
have paid more attention you never been
to the Badlands with up in South Dakota
I don't even know what South Dakota is
never been oh that's a shame
like another planet my mom used to drive
me through there every summer on the way
to see my uncle the night sky was so
bright
so many stars like a dull overhead
that's nice
crystal-clear view of the cosmos and put
a lot of things in perspective for me
back when I really needed it how
insignificant we really are in the grand
scheme of things yeah how my troubles no
matter how big they may seem really
don't mean squat happy lot of troubles
anyway huh
the universe doesn't know the meaning of
the word the universe is full of
problems right about now it just turns
them into good things you know the first
thing I'm gonna do when free is head
back north the universe knows chaos
exactly wandering the universe knows is
infinite chaos but it's always been best
at the dead walking is all the proof you
need
yeah I suppose you're right you sound
like my uncle I am your uncle Casey
sounds like your uncle is a smart guy he
was a pretty smart guy yeah tough as
nails too I looked up to him he was
really tall talk with him especially now
I still carry the note he wrote me when
I finally graduated high school
don't don't my pocket don't read it
three short sentences and I folded up
index card okay that's not something if
I make it out of here maybe I'll show it
to you well anyways thanks for listening
tourists see if I can picture that bad
landscape okay I thought it was supposed
to reach out to you and listen something
on my mind I get it other stuff on your
mind alright I think I have to go to
sleep and then wake up and then we can
progress this mission oh wait wait wait
no I shouldn't do that yeah I should um
I was gonna head out to the ward
ooh Daniel even late evening not morning
well hey yo Casey okay we're just
finishing off that could I not progress
unless I do this sounds like your uncle
is it it was a pretty smart wish I could
still talk I still carry it in my pocket
okay anyways thanks see if I can picture
that best steady their mind as you say I
don't know what that means now Wow am I
even allowed hit him I don't think so I
think it didn't even count me going up
that was stupid of me I should have just
gone out to the war tiny I think I have
to go to sleep now again cuz it didn't
pass the date I hate that it can just
leave the conversations Midway
I just want to skip some of that well he
was done talking and I was just wanted
to walk away but I sure AM buckaroo top
of the mornin to ya time to go out there
and get the world what's up everybody
it's me zombie killer 4000 welcome back
to another brand new day of survival
today boy kill some zombies it's epic
morning sunshine you're out yes I'm here
Casey what's up I've located another
flow regulator we need it to repair the
second column that's guess what I woke
up this morning with water up to my
ankles so that sucks time is slipping
away from me faster than I expected a
second one
what area is the regulator in I'll track
it down is in by water blue-collar pool
warehouses auto repair shops small homes
shoved in where possible there's a huge
lumberyard there too
from what I heard through tower radio
chatter a bunch of valuable machinery
was discovered in a storeroom no
specific stuff you're gonna have to poke
around oh and I looked into the key you
mentioned I hate to say it but we needed
only way to access the final pump
station so you should keep things cool
with me for the time being okay
I'll be as cool as the other side of the
pillowcases I believe it and hey I want
you to know how much I appreciate what
you're doing no shucks it's nice to know
someone has my back for once beginning
to believe I actually might survive this
there was a time when now there never
mind
I'm trying to keep the dark thoughts out
keep it up there k Saru I believe in you
you're welcome
glad to help you snag the pump from by
water I'll do my best to state your
height in the meantime I try to elevate
my con a few feet so I don't wake up
floating talk to you soon tourists is
that hey there's a hair on my head same
particular my note alright so we have a
couple of things to do we traveled to
the ward or travel to buy water let's
hop into the ward first I think we can
get a lot of good supplies out of that
area and then upgrade all our stuff so
the later game becomes a little easier
plus I don't wanna keep just doing
Casey's missions I want to see the whole
food the whole shebang as they say in
two minutes a boat e boat um war I've
been here right I think I came here in
another episode when I thought the game
had nothing more and Alma DOMA is cuz I
realized that the game had a long story
long dialogue I also find myself getting
a little like impatient with it because
a lot of VR games have you like moving
around and dodging stuff
but this game you can play standing in
the one spot the entire time so my legs
get really sore okay no oh god no use
the trying to find the tower cache and
trees the Intel so it was something that
said four-legged early and harbored a
birdie and then we have to go to the
right of that I think it was the
building I was in before actually helema
DVD and a Harvard Avenue you know that
place now is shipping and logistics
company I don't think it's that Julie
listen bright out here I mean apart from
the toxic nuclear sky but that's fine
I live for danger I'm just like a dancer
now at this point I'm like Joker you
know when he's like
the thing is pretty cool too it's pretty
cool oh alright alright kids stay safe
out there I'm gonna leave alright let's
see the picture not that one this one
drawings got this system sucks into
location yes
alright so it's I see I told you here we
do better huh it vanished
ok advice just like the stains on Mike
Holmes
do you have the whitest whites [ __ ]
bottle attack [ __ ] but you didn't
expect that you should always fear the
bottle attack and whatever suspects the
Spanish Inquisition but never the bottle
attack as well oh [ __ ] I have two in
there donate hello
oh hey bidet bidet and who be harder
lair that's where I need to be would you
like a drink
oh you can't shoot it to the wall idiots
you know at first when you start
shooting him I was like oh god their
firepower is so strong and I was
terrified now the fact that you ran away
from him and don't know how to kill him
idiots
sorry but it had to be done dog God you
hate to see it happen
you hate to see him go nasty way to go
alright can you come back up to your
spot like right there I have a surprise
Shh don't tell them that the surprise is
a poner oh hi you do not see anything I
am Gordon Freeman you see ever see
someone do this look my wrist is broken
see this
today the dairy alright it's not
impressing them uh hi hello [ __ ] and mr.
damn that was my chest
Jesus wait hold on if I kill you from
over here and no one sees me do it does
that count as being epic oh that was
amazing
it wasn't me ah one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
shitty [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] shitty shitty
shitty hold on my flashlights running
out doc god oh god I'm mighty [ __ ]
Jesus I thought it's pretty epic I
thought that was a great shot I think
that was fully worth doing it anybody
who says otherwise is a fool wait a
minute if I bring all the walkers to
those guns like him would they just kill
him cuz I forgot I need to come back and
get my gear but I don't uh um can i my
stuff
I'll help what are you shooting at me
out dad like oh my good chief my
glorious golden ass I ain't I ain't you
I thought the zombies were the evil
turns out it was man my lungs are on
fire and my mouth is full of ployed ha
ha I smell burnt toast
I smell copper ah I know how to work
against them this time the Holy Bible
the power of Christ compels you
this is also the power of Christ he
works in mysterious ways I don't
understand him I just let him flow
through me oh honey bad boys
no well you guys are not bad boys
anymore you guys are actually quite nice
it's all these other [ __ ] that are
bad ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
here I'm bathing him Oh all right well I
have my bow and arrow still what about
Navarro's men tonight
can I throw I put the screwdriver on it
and fling it go read apparently I'm not
a walker I know I stink from last time
but that's me all my arrows are up there
I need to get up there now get more
arrows but that would require getting
past [ __ ] Finbar down there Oh
somebody Walker shoot up somebody kill
them who said Harold oh I need that Oh
God
alright alright no fear hey no fair Oh
shove me in here
I can't I can't hear anything hey
goddamnit have no ships or knives or
anything left all I've got is this 44
Magnum oh it's not a 44
how much durability do you have left
okay you can still shoot for a while
that's good I just need to take these
all on one by one and then I'm fine I
should have probably shotgun with me
wait why didn't still have my shotgun
top back on my face the bad guys in
there just hearing me walk around going
like listen up my shotgun I didn't see
back in my face oh I have my axe there
it's like God would he ever shut up all
right I need a sniper rifle can you get
a sniper rifle in this game okay
beginning to see you displaying
dominance that's pretty cool you guys
are awesome I want to just take my arrow
I was king where oh I really need to
kill you guys
Oh more early let's do this
yes oh you'll take point will you oh
[ __ ] oh yeah that was epic
run away oh [ __ ] they chased me a little
bit but so did the zombies for have any
bandages I do I do that all of us oh
[ __ ] yes buck buck buck get them yes
[ __ ] me
this is so stressful oh crap I only have
three left after that okay well our
skills don't fail me now it's so noise I
can't put it right up to my head oh okay
the I'm [ __ ] spot on their heads yeah
I must be
oh oh [ __ ]
goddamn it shooting you this game sucks
okay well I'm just gonna count my losses
on that one and call it a day I need to
come back when I have some better
equipment I went into it with like no
shaves wasted them all into zombies and
then went in with this [ __ ] handgun
which I am aiming right down the sights
on and I keep [ __ ] missing because my
characters aim is just not that good
from distance and this going is also
just not great from distance so I need
to make sure that I have I'll have to
make more arrows first of all because
those are a big help yeah there we go
nice oh man I can make a ton should just
do that a million billion arrows how
many do I have no 27 jeez a bit more
okay at least now I know what to do and
then we can go off we can do a Kasey's
mission as well so I'll I'll hit two
birds with one stone or I'll hit several
birds with several arrows cuz that's
really fun when you really line it up
it's so tricky to do it because you're
trying to put it up next your eye like
in real life but then you end up like
you can't do like this cuz the thing is
in your way and then the controller
smacking off of it so I can't do it
properly
and then when you just lean it up
perfectly and you see that splatter in
there head go back so satisfying I might
be a psychopath but that's gonna do it
for me don't forget to Like comment
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