there's the comedy club it's called the
laughter house
welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down
our picks for the top 10 darkest robot
chicken sketches
but i can hate a lot too congratulations
this is the darkest sketch in television
history
for this list we'll be looking at the
most twisted segments from the adult
swim
stop motion show what's your favorite
robot chicken sketch
let us know in the comments number 10
feudal friends every disney fan
remembers the classic beauty and the
beast number
where belle sings a cheery song about
her french village another morning
singing to my beloved disgusting town
the robot chicken version of this tune
is a lot more grim
instead of singing about the town's
highlights the bell in the sketch sings
about all the downsides of life in
feudal france
between the disgusting living conditions
to rampant disease
the village looks like an awful place to
live the death card rolls on by
the corpse is piled high just another
normal day in feudal france
even bella ends up catching a mysterious
illness by the end of the sketch
we're glad disney didn't make their song
this realistic or horrifying in the
original animated movie
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number nine apocalypse pony most kids
would be thrilled to see a pony come
flying through the window
if it happens to be one of the
apocalypse ponies however the children
should run for their lives
after a couple of kids cause mischief
around their house a group of sketchy
looking ponies comes soaring into the
picture
each creature represents one of the
fabled four horsemen of the apocalypse
these toys are not concerned with child
safety standards
by the end of the sketch almost
everything in the house is on fire
and the family has been decimated
how sad the poor thing can't hear no mom
i think he said
uh we guess the kids learned their
lesson
number eight laughter munich in the
laugh olympics
cartoon a bunch of hanna-barbera
characters compete against one another
but what if they took the competition
way too seriously
let's kill them all in this robot
chicken sketch a few villainous
hanna-barbera characters preemptively
eliminate their competitors
when their heinous acts are discovered a
group of typically heroic tunes get
revenge by taking out the villains
responsible
the sketch is dark by design but the
sight of characters like scooby-doo
committing acts of violence
really sticks with you there weren't any
better hannah barbera villains to round
out the really rottens but me
who the hell am i
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still this dark reimagining of the laugh
olympics might leave you smiling
if you have a totally twisted sense of
humor
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number seven cartoon smokers in the
early 60s the winston cigarette company
used characters from the flintstones to
promote their tobacco products without
hinting at the harmful health effects
they could cause
let's take a winston break that's it
winston is the one built the cigarette
that delivers flavor 20 times a pack
but the cartoon smokers segment tackles
the habits potential negative effects
head on
we see cartoons like fred flintstone and
pink panther
suffering from various smoking-related
ailments hey you fred you need a light
for that smoke with the smooth rich
flavor
do i have a wrong pal
even supporting characters like olive
oil who inhaled tobacco's second hand
are affected seeing these bright cartoon
characters looking weakened and sick
is seriously depressing the irony is
popeye's just fine
all of them actually onscreens in me
spinach kept me lungs cancer-free
the sketch may not have been designed as
a psa but it's just
as effective as any real anti-smoking
commercial
i never get tired of hearing your robot
voice there fred
marty number six
dora's questionable quinceanera the
premise of dora the explorer has always
been simple
a young girl breaks the fourth wall to
ask us for guidance along her adventures
could you check the map for us and find
out how to get to the big red hill
this concept gets really dark in this
sketch however when a teenage dora needs
to get some things for her quinceanera
help me out which beer has the highest
alcohol by volume
good choice the audience picks out an
item for dora at the store
and she promptly steals it now let's
complete this transaction
hey stop that kid after she drinks a
beverage that she is definitely not old
enough for
she ends up on the roof and looks
straight at the camera dora admits in a
tearful confession that she can't hear
anyone beyond the fourth wall do you
think i can fly
i've never been able to hear you
it's the show's big lie
although this sad confession is meant as
a joke her words left us wondering if
the real dora could ever really hear us
number five serial killer while hanging
out at fred's house barney gets creative
in his attempt to steal his friend's
fruity pebbles
sadly the two friends end up physically
fighting over the cereal
during their scrap fred accidentally
receives a fatal blow from his best
friend
hey good one fred good barney quickly
rushes to hide the evidence of his crime
only to realize that all of the animal
appliances at fred's house saw what
happened
witnesses the dishwasher my goodness
cretaceous
the record
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so barney ends the lives of all the
living creatures that witness his crime
he's eventually caught in the act
captured and forced to pay the ultimate
price
we hoped the fruity pebbles were worth
it number four
wonder pets visit the laughter house
when the tiny animal rescue trio known
as the wonder pets hear that a cow is in
trouble
they jump to the rescue look her name is
veal that's a very pretty name
after releasing the cow from confinement
they realize it's too weak to walk away
the wonder pets decide to carry the
animal into a nearby building called the
laughter house
unfortunately they didn't know that the
building's name was missing an s
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by the time they realize where they've
really taken the animal the cow's life
has come to an abrupt
end the sketch would have been plenty
dark if it had stopped there
but the writers go the extra mile and
have the little trio
eat hamburgers to close out the segment
too soon wonder pets too soon number
three
pegasus abuse legendary voice actress
cree summer has
lent her voice to a few terrifying
antagonists throughout her career
if we had to pick her most horrifying
role we'd look at this extremely grim
robot chicken segment
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thank goodness you found me in the
sketch cree plays a little girl that
finds a pegasus caught in the trap
instead of freeing the animal she makes
sure it can't fly away
renders it unconscious and drags it to a
barn the girl
torments the pegasus both physically and
mentally until it accepts its new name
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it's pegasus
seeing the trapped majestic animal cave
to the girls demands is undoubtedly dark
and the way cree makes the girl sound
simultaneously sweet and sinister
ensures this character will haunt our
nightmares my
name is sunny muffin
i love you
number two calvin's therapy adventures
using the power of imagination calvin
can have full conversations with his
stuffed tiger hobbs
wow a real tiger i can't believe you got
me a real live tiger
okay although calvin loves to talk to
his animal companion his parents are a
little concerned about it who are you
talking to
to hobbs my pet tiger can't you see him
hmm
that's just a stuffed animal no it's not
after they try to stop
calvin's conversations with therapy and
medication hobbs decides to take them
out of the picture
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calvin your parents don't believe we
have to kill them
before we know it the parents are
permanently gone and their son is locked
in a padded cell
indefinitely wow mars is amazing
mars is amazing the calvin and hob
stories always made it seem adorable
that the boy had someone to talk to
but now that we've seen what could
happen if his imagination took a dark
turn
we'll never look at the comics the same
way again before we unveil our number
one pick
here are a few grim honorable mentions
the icarly eye nipples a certain video
should have never been uploaded to
icarly.com
i love carly's show funny the best part
of the week oh wow
no the icarly eye nipples got that hard
oh those are some
glass cutters
i failed as a father happy days zombie
attack
fonzie accidentally starts a zombie
outbreak i
turned things on i never tried turning
them off we gotta die
fawns oh
you're shark bait toy story 4
woody is forced to say goodbye to his
old partner
good night sweet prince we're gonna play
tomorrow
you bet pal you bet
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number one tooth and consequences while
the tooth fairy is visiting a child the
mystical being hears the parents arguing
downstairs
where the hell have you been it's none
of your business none of my
business it isn't my business are you
really
sorry at 2am damn right
things eventually turn violent and the
fairy checks it out
get your hands off me get out
who the hell are you we're then shown
three distinct endings
in the first scenario the fairy takes
the father's life before handing the
kids some change
you be good now the second ending sees
the father dealing a fatal blow to the
mystical being before telling his child
to run away with him
hey champ uh okay pack
up you and me are going on vacation and
the last scenario has the police
arresting the sole survivor of the
dispute before leaving the kid home
alone
and did we mention that the mother is
never heard from in any ending
the segment concludes with characters
chanting that this is the darkest robot
chicken sketch
we could not agree more congratulations
this is the darkest sketch in television
history
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