Oh my God
oh mY GOD
oH MY gOD
WHAT THE-
I'M GONNA DO IT!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!1!
Guys, how are you??? great??? That's
aWeSoME
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY- wait
HAPPY NEW YEAR- oh my god
What did you guys do for your New Years?
Nothing, same! Oh my god, I did NOTHING AT ALL, what even is alcohol? *Guilty*
I'm in my pajamas right now
waddup
Which I have worn on and off for the past week now, but YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT *Nervous laughter*
I'm joking, they're freshly washed~
I like walked through a couple of sprinklers last night so it's cool
*Awkward laughter* I'm kidding
I haven't been outside yet... *Insert cricket chirps here*
*Changes topic* SO THE NEW YEAR, RIGHT?
New year, new me, new shows?!
What ever happened to the old shows,
BETTER YET-
What ever happened to the old CHILDREN'S shows?
A few days ago, I was reminiscing with a few friends about children's shows that we used to watch. (Smooth Transition mac)
Some that I haven't seen in OVER 10 years.
So today ever gonna change that
Today I decided that we should have a little (Smooth ass voice) Walk down memory lane
*More awkward laughter*
This is gonna be terrible.
I might cry,
I might laugh,
I might cringe
I'll definitely cringe (Same)
But let's watch some old children's shows together.
WOOOOOOO
*Flailing arms* hERe wE Go oH MY goSh
I am nervous.
Let's start off with something simple and normal-
Talking dinosaurs.
Cause nothing says "This is sane." (Sane? Safe?)
Like a purple dinosaur talking to children *sarcasm*
"I love you,
-you love me," (Creep intensifies)
I don't remember being this slow
"Won't you say you love me too~"
Why is his mouth moving like that?
*Children sing, speeds up* "I love you-"
-There we go!
*Attempts to sing along but it's all mumbled*
*Sings along ahead of the audio* "Great big hug and a kiss upon the cheek-"
I know the words.
*Hyped up* "Me too~"
BOOM CHICKA BOOM, BREAK IT DOWN NOW-
*Resumes to video* "I NEVER thought cleaning my closet could be SO MUCH FUN!"
oh,
I've cleaned my closet before.*dying on the inside*
That was a gay joke, I'm sorry.
OKAY!
That was WAY more terrifying than I remember.
But that song got CRUNK (Is crunk a thing someone please clarify xD)
I mean WHAT HIS MOUTH DO THO?
*Inaudible mumbling while twerking*
OH MY GOD!
THE TELETUBBIES!
Didn't one of these have like a penis on their heads?
-I swear to god.
*Baby cooing and giggling* OH MY GOD
WHY IS THE SUN A BABY?!
*Laughing* I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
*Teletubbie hops down from nowhere* Okay...?
"3!" *ready to burst into laughter*
THAT EDITING THO
Oh, they ALL have penises on their heads.
"*Farting noise...?*" There it is-
"*Running down the field*" AHAHA I CAN'T-
-TRYING TO RUN!!
*Laughter* OOO HOO HOO THEY CAN'T RUN?!
WHY CAN'T THEY RUN?! *Dying*
I don't know why I'm offended so much! Was that a fat joke?
*Sass* I'm sorry, excuse me,
Just got crop
I don't know bitch. Why'd you just pop up like that that was rude and then there goes [the] baby? Oh my God editing go?
uH OOOH
Why did we watch the creepiest shit back in the day? I'm not having a good time by now
I thought there's gonna be fun. I am terrified
[Arthur theme]
okay!
whhaat!!
damn
I am about that though.
Now one of my friends just texted me and told me to look up 'Nanalan'
Don't know what that is.
This is gonna be a first for everybody.
I swear to God if this is some, like, creepy, cult shit,
I am turning off this computer
-oOoOohh-
(unintelligible)
..
what?
Is this in English??
That dog is on something else right now.
Okay
Sure.
Of course!
Yep!
(Has no idea what is going on)
Okay, first of all where her edges and second of all what?? what just happened???
What was this teaching children??
Shoosh??
What the hell is a shoosh??
How d-
I just want to know-
Who walked in to some executive board house (?) for whatever children's channel this was
and was like you know
What is a great idea?
took some busted ass toddler
Green Alien looking person with some crack headed dog and made them just do random things in the world yeah (me)
Yeah, buster - Green Alien child. I'm all about that
Wow, that was messing up. You're lighting up the sky probably have time to sing a goodbye song yes
She does bitch so cry already stop it D: (I'm sorry mac)
oh
Shit, I am a wet. I am a wet baby right now (Okay?)
Of course you gotta get those wiggles on chat you do not know trap music if you do not know the wiggles
I'm making some fruit salad. [oh], yeah, you are [alright]. What are you up to make us some fruit salad bitch. No, how about?
it's all about that life
Today, oh what the second step bitch what eat up?
What? I can go all day just watching wiggles videos, but you know what we're not Gonna
Do that we don't have time in a bops of the century? Yo gaba Gaba. There's a party in my tummy
We need to. We have to. We must. oh no oh im aboutta get crunk i'm sorry
yeah bitch
What Bitch?
Get about the carrot bitch and get those vegetables mixed. Yeah BITCH!
Who ever knew that a party in the monsters Tummy will lead to a party around the world someone tell me why does it have
14,000 dislikes, I need to talk to some people right now. Oh my God talking about
universal BoP Gotta give that
Lazytown Cake song in
You can't be lazy
(Music turned wrong) Break it down bitch
This is the wrong one (Video) Sorry about that
(Bitches are broken even more)
where to go memes take over the internet they destroyed the original or we end this video have to play the themes of my
favorite children's Show ever on Earth
Goddamn! Oh hi. I'm Pablo. My name's Tyrone. I'm uniqua
Okay, wait, wait a minute. Talk about this real quick. You got Pablo. Which is a penguin. Tyrone
which is a moose (Canadians unite), Austin which is the Kangaroo or
Wallaby whatever the hell, and Tasha which is a hippo and then we got unique was funny looking ass what the hell?
Is that supposed to be and why did call her uniqua?
Why is it pink curious self-confident high-spirited pink spoted character. Oh, suck my dick (Okay)
(macs mumbling of the backyardigans theme)
That's it. I'm done. I'm satisfied. I would have played caillou about I want to get into that Messy and Sad conspiracy theory
What was your favorite children's show when you were growing up without any children shows that I made me to react some more later on
in the Future, maybe even react to some new children's shows I've never heard of I haven't heard of any of them actually anyways
I'm Mac, wiggles invented Pop don't forget to like comment share and subscribae, WAAAAAH
(I spent too long on these godamn subtitles, Love ya Mac)