-Oh, look at that! Oh, look at that!
That's what I'm talking -- That is a friend right there.
-Look what I stole from your show.
-That is a friend. No, that is a gift.
Do you see -- You probably didn't even see,
but when you take a sip,
there's another bonus logo on the bottom.
It's upside down, but whatever.
We'll fix it later.
It's for people with left --
Hey, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
"All About Steve." -That was a lot of bourbon.
I drank like half a thing of bourbon.
-Joel, what is "All About Steve"?
Is that that --
-My favorite movie of all time? -Yeah.
-This is Sandra Bullock, who is, like, super famous.
Bradley Cooper, super famous.
Then we got Thomas Hayden Church, Oscar nominee,
and then this guy -- I don't know who he is.
I think it's Ken Jeong. He was in this thing.
I have no idea.
I do a podcast with Ken, and that movie had all the razzies,
so I just make fun of him endlessly.
-Why not? That's what friends are for.
See, Ken? -Look at him.
-That's what friends are for. Come on.
-Yeah. And they're really mocking his height
in this -- in this poster. -[ Laughs ] Gosh.
-Welcome to my -- Yeah, you like how I chose an abandoned office
for the interview?
-I like that you dressed up.
You look sharp. You look great as always.
And I always appreciate you coming on.
You're glitching a bit now,
which is good because it makes me look better.
You look like Max Headroom.
-No. You look like Where's Waldo on vacation.
I like it. -[ Laughs ]
-Or like you're a gondola driver.
-[ Laughs ]
Do they wear blazers?
-The gondola -- Oh, the gondola drivers?
-Yeah. -No.
You look like you're a gondola driver going to First Communion.
Like, you're like, "Giuseppe, I must become a --"
Sorry. You know what you're dressed like, I think, Jimmy?
You're dressed like a cool mega preacher.
-Mm. Like "Ozark," one of those dudes, like, on the boat?
That guy? Or like a Joel Osteen?
-Like Joel Osteen. Yeah, now they're all, like, hip.
Like Justin Bieber's pastor.
They, like, wear cool stuff
and they're always working out and posting it.
That's what you look like. That's a compliment.
-[ Laughs ] God, I wish I was working out.
I got to start working out.
What's your workout routine? What do you do?
What's in your -- What's in your workout routine?
-My wife and I usually -- We work out together,
so we usually, like, uncork like a white, like a Pinot Grigio.
-[ Laughs ]
-And then we go right to the red and then the hard stuff.
-[ Laughs ]
I got to say I've been listening to the podcast
that you've done with your pal Ken Jeong, who we do love.
That was cool, but I didn't even know --
I knew you guys worked together.
I didn't know you were actual friends.
-Thank you for mentioning that we worked together.
We were on a little show on NBC called "Parks and Rec."
-Oh, close. "Community."
Same week. You were on the same week.
-I just want to say working with Chris Pratt and Amy Poehler
was just some of the most fun I've ever had on a show.
-Yeah. Well, maybe one day you'll work with them.
-Oh, yeah.
Ken and I started the podcast because he --
It's called "The Darkest Timeline,"
which is a thing from "Community."
And Ken is a real doctor.
He was a terrible doctor, and he was thrown out of medicine.
He was sued, and I want everyone to know that.
-That is not true. Is that really true?
-Maybe.
So he knows what he's talking about, and I'm an idiot.
-Ah. -So it was me just kind of
talking to him about what was happening with COVID
at the time, and then we began inviting friends on.
And so we've had -- It's been great.
We've had, like, the "Community" cast on,
and then Ken knows a bunch of people.
-Well, it's a funny show.
I would encourage anyone to go on it.
Have you learned anything? -Wait. You have a podcast yet?
-No.
-You should make time for podcasts
because it -- you would --
-I think so. That's where we're going.
That's where we're headed?
-Yeah. I mean, I think you'd be great.
-Is the goal of a podcast to just be the podcast
or would you want to end up hosting the show
or like a TV show?
-I would like to create kind of a Ponzi scheme
where I take people's money and eventually tell them
they're going to make more money, and then I run away
to a country where they can't find me.
-I've gotten e-mails from -- yeah, yeah, I can forward you
some interesting places.
-I'm sorry I haven't really answered any of your questions
in a real way.
-That's why we have you on. You're a comedian. You're funny.
You've been a great guest on our show.
I'm not necessarily sure if we want the answer.
-True. Do you want to see my biggest joke so far?
-Yeah.
-Okay. Look.
Hilarious.
It's shorts with a suit! [ Laughs ]
I'm sorry. That was really dumb.
-It actually really made me laugh. I loved it.
I thought it was very, very funny.
I appreciate you wearing the tie and dressing up. It looks good.
-That's because I've become a Mormon missionary,
and so I've been going around.
Everyone's home. It's great.
-[ Laughs ]
I guess so. It's good for business, sure.
There's more to talk about.
I do want to talk about "Community."
There's lots of things I want to talk to you about,
and, of course, "Card Sharks."
-And I want to know what you did for the last two weeks.
-I got tan.
-You look good. Did you go to Long Island?
-[ Laughs ]