- I'm terrified, I have no idea what's in here.
(uptempo music)
- [Voiceover] I'm just gonna go ahead
and do this the quick way. (clattering)
- Got a broken earring.
- Random jewelry that I've been looking for
for a very long time, this isn't even mine.
- I have gum with no gum in it.
Oh look, little pieces of gum.
(sound of disgust) - That's not good.
Some of the gum opened.
- This is a receipt for..
what the (bleep) is that?
- Why do they even give you a receipt,
that just becomes trash.
Am I gonna throw it away?
No, I'm gonna put it back in my receipt pocket.
- When the hell did I buy boxers at Target?
- I carry a planner, for being on my phone so much,
I don't really use it as an organizational tool.
- This is like a bad ass planner.
I never use these, I never keep up with them, but I like
to have it because it makes me feel like an adult.
- We've got five CD's because I still live in 1997.
- Speaking of the 1990's, I have a Tamagotchi on my keys.
I also have a Gameboy Color, which I play
sometimes when I'm just like bored.
- I got a Kashi bar, I don't know where this came from.
- I tend to throw granola bars in my bag a lot,
like just in case, and then I forget they're there.
- I'm not even gonna eat it, it's too crunchy.
- More granola bars! (laughs)
I'm not kidding you, there are three more in here.
This is unnecessary.
- I don't know why I even bother with a wallet
because I apparently just throw my money
haphazardly in my purse anyways.
- We're gonna break into the wallet, oh (bleeps).
I just have like cards on top of cards on top of cards.
- So I just have to search through to find my ID.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, yes!
- Oh my God, a free Johnny Rockets meal, yes!
- This is my college ID, I still use it
because you can get discounts on (bleep).
- I'm still a student in case anyone asks at J Crew.
- Ah, the case to hold the bobby pins,
which is broken and is obviously not doing a good job.
- I have all these little chapsticks.
I also have all these batteries.
I'm always looking for chapstick
and I'm always finding batteries.
- I have a JetBlue eye mask.
I just decided I would take this from the plane
and add it to my collection of (bleeps).
I probably should not keep this,
but what if I wanna take a nap in a well-lit place?
- This is a bottle of liquor. (laughs)
- Cinnamon whiskey, just in case.
- This is cinnamon whiskey, it should be served chilled.
It is not chilled, it's been in my purse, just chillin' out.
- Oh, and the other purse, this is the purse within a purse.
(laughs) I guess we got a case of the inception purse.
- I don't have as much garbage as I normally do.
- Trash, more trash.
- More things, more trash.
Floss, that's gross.
- Everything that's in here is in here for a reason.
Like I'm not gonna take any of this out.
- Why am I a hoarder?
What went wrong that I just thought
it was cool to keep trash with me?
- This is a mess, I'm now more embarrassed.
It was fun to go through it one by one
but now I'm just horribly embarrassed
and wanna, like, stress-eat my granola.