- When's my girlfriend gonna get her new rack?
(laughing)
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- Awhile back, I reviewed the TV show Beavis and Butt-Head
and got a ton of suggestions
to check out its spin-off series, Daria.
That's why today,
we're going to be taking a look at the strange
and crazy medical type situations from the show.
Daria went off the air over two decades ago,
so if you're not too familiar with it, don't worry.
I'm in the same boat as you.
Evidently, Daria formed an intelligent foil
to Beavis and Butt-Head
while they carried out their crazy antics.
And, Daria's iconic monotone voice
developed over time with her cynical personality,
proving that she could hold her own for a spin-off.
Before we get into it,
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My name is Dr. Jordan Wagner.
I'm an ER doctor.
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All right, let's dive right in.
(door opening)
- Uh, hi.
I'm selling chocolate bars for the new student coffeehouse.
- (breathing heavily) I enjoy chocolate.
Doctor says I'm not supposed to have too much of it but,
he wouldn't mind if it's for a good cause.
- Your doctors just wanna know what you're doing
so we can actually treat you.
If somebody's, say on,
a weight loss plan
and they're saying they're eating perfectly all the time
and then they're actually eating two boxes of chocolate,
well, if we think you're eating perfectly,
then we think there's maybe something wrong,
but if it's just because you're ingesting extra calories
and eating sugar all day long,
then we know that that's the issue and a simple fix.
(heavy breathing)
- Just, just a second, girls.
(heavy breathing)
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, just, just--
I was in the basement when the doorbell rang.
Need to catch my breath a little.
(heavy breathing)
How many chocolate bars you got there?
- The person's breathing pretty heavily
and you can audibly hear this.
When people hear this type of breathing,
you think, "Okay, they have asthma."
They could also have something called COPD,
which is chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
So you can have that kind of issue,
basically where there's a narrowing of the airways.
Treatment ends up being giving somebody an inhaler,
which has albuterol, sometimes you can have combinations.
- We've got about two boxes.
That's 24.
- Tell you what, I'll take all of 'em.
- All of 'em? Really?
- You sure that's okay with your doctor?
- It's okay as long as he don't know about it. (laughs)
- Though we always say eat in moderation,
have fun in moderation, but no,
let me just have two whole boxes of chocolate,
oh my goodness.
- Where's that purse?
(hacking cough)
- Oh, gross.
(loud bang) Oh my gosh!
See what I'm telling you! Every time!
At this moment, you wanna look, listen, and feel.
So you wanna look to see if her chest rises,
you wanna listen to hear if there's any breath sounds,
and you wanna feel to see if there's any pulse.
You wanna grab the radial pulse or the carotid pulse,
you wanna see if they're breathing,
see if their chest is rising,
and you wanna basically listen
to see if you hear any breaths.
If not, either start CPR, call 9-1-1,
try to get a defibrillator.
Time is of the essence and move as quick as you can.
- Do you know CPR or anything?
- I once gave the Heimlich Maneuver to Quinn.
- Did it work?
- She wasn't choking.
- We should be doing something now.
- Yes, you should.
- Yeah, I think you're right.
(camera click)
- Damn hypoglycemia.
(laughing)
- This person says that she's hypoglycemic,
and she just woke up.
So hypoglycemic, meaning the blood sugars are low,
you're not necessarily gonna just miraculously wake up.
Typically there's a reason why you're hypoglycemic,
especially if you're diabetic.
So I'm assuming this patient is diabetic in the sense
that she's supposed to stay away from chocolates
and sugar by her doctor.
She probably has had either
insulin in her body and didn't eat or,
she's taken too much of certain medications
that tell your pancreas to push out insulin.
And actually, the hospital treatment if you're awake
and can eat and you have hypoglycemia,
is a turkey sandwich and juice, I'm not kidding.
- When's my girlfriend gonna get her new rack?
(laughing)
- Dr. Shar is very busy, sir.
- Oh my gosh.
There are multiple reasons why
somebody can get breast augmentation.
It could be related to cosmetic
or reconstruction for whatever reason.
- Hey wait, we were here first.
- What brings you here?
- It's my nose, can you fix it?
- Oh honey, I wouldn't touch it.
It would be a crime against nature.
And an ethics violation Dr. Shar
just doesn't need right now.
(laughing)
But, let's see if we can't do something.
(typing sounds)
All right, hon, let's make some lips.
(laughing)
Dimple you up.
(typing sounds)
(computer beeps)
Two more.
(typing sounds)
(computer beeps)
Something's missing.
- What the-- - Ooh, I know!
(computer sounds)
(laughing)
Let's do something about that hair.
- What the heck?
(computer beeps)
- I'm too cute!
- Wow, okay. - And only $6000.
- She goes in 'cause she wants her nose fixed,
so a rhinoplasty,
but instead of addressing the rhinoplasty,
the doctor's like, "Oh, let's do
enlargement of your lips,
let's do injections into your face,
let's put a mole on your face."
And at the end of the day, here's your bill, over $6000.
A lot of plastic surgeons don't take insurance,
they just work as a cash business
because insurance companies potentially
won't cover cosmetic changes.
Just be careful out there and make sure
that you vet the doctor that you want
to have doing your procedures and that it is done safe.
Oh no! - Ew, gross!
(laughing)
- It's never good when your friends are like, "Ew, gross!"
- What happened to your face?
- I don't know, it's a rash or something.
- Okay, don't panic, I'm sure I have something here.
Let's see... (laughing)
- She's having some reaction to her skin,
it's just a rash, it could be a dermatitis,
which is inflammation,
could be an allergic reaction,
or it could be an autoimmune reaction.
- Moisturizing cream with aloe, too late for that.
Well, there's Hydrolat, the ultimate pimple medicine,
except that's not really pimples,
I guess. - Correct.
- Now, this is Poxicil for non-specific blemishes,
and this is psylacosalin for a micro-zit condition.
- I don't really think any of those are what I need.
- Yeah, it's time for some serious prescriptions.
Well, sorry I can't help, bye!
- Okay, so, all the medications that were in her bag
that she suggested typically are related to acne.
- Hmm, I assume the inner lining of your pillow
doesn't contain any synthetic fibers.
- Um, okay.
- You don't drink carbonated beverages, do you?
- Yes.
- Do you stay away from foods with artificial colors,
bleached flour and refined sugar?
- No. What have I got?
- (laughs) I haven't the slightest idea.
(Jordan laughs) Probably some kind of allergy.
- Right? I love it.
I love the honesty of the doctor, so,
he's asking some questions relating to allergies, right?
So this is probably an allergic reaction.
In this immediate moment of having a rash,
the doctor's not going to be able to figure out, typically,
what's causing the allergic reaction.
Later on, once you get treated
and you feel better, your not on any medication,
then you can do allergy testing.
They should prescribe you an epinephrin pen
in case you develop another reaction later.
Typically allergic reactions in this phase will get worse,
every reaction that you get subsequently.
So you want to basically have that EpiPen around
in case you have swelling of your neck,
swelling of your tongue, lips, difficulty breathing,
weird throat feelings, shortness of breath.
Those are all indications,
if you're having an allergic reaction to use your EpiPen
and you will be educated when you get a prescription of it,
either by your doctor or a pharmacist.
- But, we can't rule out something a bit more serious,
especially with the slight fever you're running.
- Dr. Phillips was very nice.
He said Daria's rash was probably triggered by anxiety.
- Anxiety!? What could be giving you anxiety, sweetie?
- Um, let's see, every aspect of my life.
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh man, I'm sorry, Daria.
- Hey, ready to go?
- Yeah.
- Trent's gonna give us a ride.
- Trent?
- Hey Daria.
- What?
- Oh no!
Boom, there it is!
If you do get a rash relating to stress,
it should go away on its own if you remove the stressors.
Stress can cause so many different reactions in our body,
it's crazy,
and then obviously we saw that she develops a rash
when she sees the boy that she potentially likes.
If you're getting a rash and it's not itchy,
unlikely that it's allergic,
it could be related to something different.
- What?
You're going to pay to watch teachers
skate around with DJ's?
Classic rock DJ's?
- You weren't here last year, Daria.
(whistle blows)
- Oh no, let's see.
(crowd cheering)
(skates scratching floor)
- Ohhh!
(plunk noise) - Woohoo!
- Oh no!
- Rock and roll forever!
(buzzer sounds)
- Help... me!
- Yep, heart attack.
- Mr. DeMartino had to have an emergency angioplasty.
- But I've always told him his work here on earth
wasn't finished.
Some of the students weren't wetting the bed yet.
This year he's more determined than ever
to snatch victory from the jaws of death.
- Nice.
- 698, 699...
- (laughs) Yeah!
- Rock and roll Randy.
This year, you're mine.
(lighter flicking)
- Oh, of course, of course!
In sports we actually hear stories
when people collapse on the basketball court.
A lot of times when the healthy athlete collapses,
it's called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy,
where there's too much muscle of the heart
and you don't get good blood flow out
and you can actually, basically die
or even not have enough blood flow out
and not perfuse your brain and other organs.
But we also see a lot of times where people get
heart attacks when they're exerting themselves.
But it was nice that they said that he went to the hospital
and had an angioplasty, which is basically fixing
and making of new blood vessels.
And then he's still smoking.
So smoking is like one of the number one risk factors
for cardiovascular disease.
All right, this was pretty funny.
First time seeing medical clips from Daria.
I definitely love her like monotone, just like dryness.
It was actually pretty entertaining.
Do you have a favorite show that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Let me know which show or episodes in the comments below.
And if you want to see me react at video games,
check me out on Experts React series on
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Thank you so much for watching
and stay healthy, my friends.
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