Oh, man, it's night shift, dude.
It's the best.
I went to bed at 7:00.
I went to sleep at like 11:00.
Hmm.
10:30, 11:00, something like that.
Then I woke up at exactly 2 o'clock to go to the gym.
That sucks.
Working on a big sexier Brandon.
A bigger, sexier cut Brandon, with deep Vs.
I got to beat Danny Brown in this push-up contest.
If you lose to Danny Brown I'm going to get a new partner,
that's all I'm saying.
No, you're not.
I don't work with losers.
HEATHER: 32-51, the 700 block of [inaudible]..
We have a male, they walked up to engine 29 with bloody hands.
[inaudible]
CPT. KEELEY: OK, I mean, does he have a wound on his hand,
or is it somebody else's blood?
All right, well that's going to be a code 1.
Canal and South [inaudible].
May be a stab wound, but they're not real sure.
He looks like he's in custody.
32-51 in the area.
Oh, he's handcuffed, that's cool.
Hey, he's in custody?
Yeah, he's a little irate.
He swung at him, he's tried to bite us.
Planted a bloody hand on the windshield
and started telling us that I've been stabbed,
I've been cut and all this, so.
Where's his hand at?
[groaning]
HEATHER: Stop moving.
Upon hearing that the patient has been combative
with first responders, my first thought is, that's not
normal behavior for someone who's
been the victim of an assault. So I'm just kind of wary,
want to be cautious, and make sure
that everyone stays safe while we're treating this patient.
Stop moving.
We the paramedics, baby.
What's going on?
Somebody cut you?
All right, well, can you-- can you stand up
and not fight with people?
All right, pull up, there we go.
How did you cut your hand?
Somebody cut it?
All right, all right.
Petey, he's 10-15.
He swung at the officer and tried to bite another.
Yeah, he's going to have to take a ride somewhere.
Yeah.
All right, big guy.
He's-- he's not going to walk.
Everything that's going on outside right
now isn't helping the situation.
He's excited.
We're not able to redirect him.
Because of that, my first priority is getting
him out of that environment.
The easiest thing for me is to pick
him up, put him in the back of the truck,
and just go from there.
[groaning]
I got him.
[mumbling]
Wonder what he's on.
What's your name, baby?
What is your name? [mumbling]
What is it?
[bleep]
That and I'll grab his arms.
Lean up for me, buddy.
Oh, no, [inaudible].
Don't try to bite people.
That wasn't very nice.
All right, so look, we're going to get this on your hand,
all right.
We are paramedics.
Do not try to bite us, OK?
If you try to bite us again, those cuffs are staying on you.
Look at me.
Sit up, baby, sit up.
All right, now don't do anything.
We're going to try and get these off of you, all right?
Don't act all crazy.
[screaming]
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Restrained.
That's it.
Lay back.
Lean back, baby.
Above him?
Yeah.
BRANDON: We're responding to a call
where a man was possibly stabbed in his hands.
Based on how this patient is acting,
I'm not sure what's going on with him.
He could be on drugs, he could have
a very extensive psychiatric history,
and we just don't know.
Right there.
No, no, you tried to bite me for a second time.
Stop.
CPT. KEELEY: They got blood on them.
HEATHER: Just stop, just stop, just relax.
CPT. KEELEY: And your key too.
He tried to bite me for a second time.
I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
All right, just chill out, I'm wrapping your hand, all right.
That's it.
What you said?
My name's Keeley.
For this patient, I want to be the voice of calmness.
Any loud noises and multiple people talking to them
makes them more irritable and more excitable.
You can only hope that maybe during the time
that you're trying to restrain them that they have
a moment of, oh, I know what's going on,
even if it's just for two minutes,
and they calm themselves down enough so that you
can do what you need to do.
That's it, that's it.
All right, we're going to bring you up to bat.
This is-- baby.
Keeley.
I'm Keeley, remember?
Why are you-- - Keeley, mama Keeley.
CPT. KEELEY: You going to try and bite my finger
and kiss me at the same time?
All right.
I'm the one he wants to bite.
Why you want to bite me, man?
All right, all right, all right.
No more-- no more doing that.
All right, man.
We're going to get you up to the hospital.
Be cool, all right?
I have no desire to be bit by any patients,
and I definitely don't have any desire to be
kissed by any patients, ever.
Ever.
My wife's the only one that gets to bite and kiss, that's it.
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