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Are you sick of people calling you a fascist? Do you want likes and retweets from secular people?
Do you want to stop freedom of speech while also not being called a fascist?
That is what the book will help you with
Presenting, RaatonRaat Secularism
This will make you secular overnight. Don’t believe me? Let me give you an example
See how I helped Shiv Sena
I remember there was a time when the CM of Maharashtra and Shiv Sena were seen as enemies of secularism and fascists
We were constantly told that Maharashtra was in danger fromSHiv Sena secular fabric of this beautiful nation is being torn to pieces
What made matters even worse, is That was the time when they were allied with the biggest fascist party in the world, the BJP
You may remember that story, that At night, when a secular child of a secular family would not go to sleep, they mother would say, “so ja, so ja varna Modi aa jaayega”
one day, one of the biggest fascist parties become of the best and secular parties in India
One day I asked them to follow the instructions in my book
one day, one of the biggest fascist parties become of the best and secular parties in India, The most secular names in India started supporting this party
how did this happen?
I contacted Shiv Sena, and I told told them to use - RaatonRaat Secularism
All you have to do is give up on your core principles
ally with secular parties like the congress party, AAP, or the communists
Start Fighting with the BJP
In these three simple steps, all your crimes will be forgotten, you will never be called fascist
you will have an army of blue ticks supporting you, cheering you on, and defending you in the public sphere and media. You don’t even need a media team
Just like you get the ISI mark for quality, you get the Swara Bhaskar mark of secularism and no one will ever call you fascist again
Same Swara Bhaksar mark, that once applied to people like Sharjeel Imam, makes them secular no matter how much they talk about Breaking India
As you have seen the Modi government has been rakes over the coals when it comes to coronavirus
but despite Maharashtra being one of the worst performing states on corona and still insisting on useless lockdowns,noone have called them fascist
In fact they get praise from our corona warriors
They have launched my family my responsibility, while not removing lockdowns
Then what do do?
But he is still the best CM for coronavirus
Do you want support over Freedom of speech? Easy
Sameet Thakkar has been booked under the charges of obscenity and defamation after he called Maharashtra Chief Minister Uddhav Thackeray - Aurangzeb and his son and fellow minister Aditya Thackeray as "baby penguin
Noone called them fascist.
because of the Swara Bhaskar mark of secularism
No problem, now you’re secular, Swara Bhaskar has supported you, noone can call you fascist
they threatened Kangana. They destroyed Kanagana Ranaut’s brand new office with no explanation, they put Kangana’a face on a toilet
If BJP has done this, wouldn't it be called fascism?
But, because Shiv Sena has the Swara Bhaskar Mark, no one called them fascist
Feminism stands no chance in front of the principles of “RaatonRaat Secular”
You have a problem with TV channels? No problem
Shiv Sena on Thursday has asked the local cable operators in Maharashtra to ban Republic media network or face consequences
Arrested Republic TV staff
Because of Swara Bhaskar mark, You can do it, no problem at all, enjoy your life and no one will call you a fascist
Once you read the book, no one can touch you
To be honest, freedom of speech is a problem for all parties. This is not just a problem with Shiv Sena
No party respects Free Speech, not BJP, not COngress, Nt AAP, Not Shiv Sena.
This is a huge problem that we as a society need to overcome
But what is a big difference between all of these parties that this book can help with?
BJP is the only one who gets called fascist
That is what the book will help you with
So if you want to do anything wrong and get away with it, buy Raatonraat Secularism