Huh?
Who's there?
[dishes clanging]
OK, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I'm leaving.
Hold on!
Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
No, thank you, Mr. Krabs.
Is it a true story?
True as the deep blue.
OK, maybe just a little.
[chuckling]
Every year on Halloween night,
The Flying Dutchman swoops down
and starts stealin' people's souls.
I've come for your pickle.
[screaming]
Hah! Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year!
[laughing]
Squidward.
I don't get it, Gary.
Every Halloween no matter how hard I try,
everybody scares me.
[Gary meowing] Well, I'm sick of it.
No more Scaredy Pants.
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
Gary, it's Patrick.
I'm gonna scare him.
Rawr!
Hiya, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Why can't I be frightening for once?
Where's my chance?
If you're gonna be scary,
you're gonna need a good costume.
What do you think?
Great, you're going as my trick or treat bag.
No, no!
I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.
Eh, something's missing.
Step into these babies, Hans.
Terrifying.
I don't know, Patrick.
[kids giggling]
Come on, SpongeBob. It's little kids.
Trick or treat!
Rawr-rawr!
[laughing]
Look, it's the haunted mattress.
OK, OK, here's your candy.
No, please. That was enough of a treat, thank you.
[laughing]
I don't get it, Patrick.
SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost.
Ooh! Scary!
That is it, Patrick!
- What's it? - I've got a square head...
and a real ghost has a round one.
All we have to do is make my head round
and boom, I'm scary!
Okay, are you ready?
Remember, like this.
[buzzing]
You sure you wanna do this?
Shave me down, make me round!
What do you think?
Perfect.
Now that's scary!
Are you ready, SpongeBob?
OK Patrick, kill the lights.
[screaming]
Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I am the Flying Dutchman!
Booga-booga-booga!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Hey, that's no Dutchman.
That's SpongeBob!
SpongeBob?
[laughing] Flying Dutchman!
Enough!
[gasping]
[laughing manically]
[screaming]
It's the real Flying Dutchman!
Every year, people dress like me.
[whistling]
Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen,
yours is the most insulting.
Do you mean I'm not scary?
You... scary?
[laughing maniacally]
[screaming]
SpongeBob?
First, I've gotta get rid of this stupid costume!
[screaming]
Hey, what do you know?
I scared him!
[laughing]
[screaming]
It worked, Patrick, I scared everybody!
Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat!
Pink hat?
Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain!
Oh...
[screaming]