Oh, great, here comes Jade.
[playing keyboard]
Can we sit somewhere else?
Nope.
[sighing] Fine.
We'll sit with the girl who can't keep her mouth shut
and got you fired.
[playing keyboard]
Beck, I-I swear, if there was anything I could do
to make it up to you, I would.
I bet you would.
[playing keyboard]
You know, if you really wanted to help,
you wouldn't just sit there like a bag of doorknobs,
you'd do something.
- Where are you going? - Anywhere else.
[playing keyboard]
Okay. Remove this, and that's for you.
Wah, wah, wahhh--
[laughing]
I love that they call this a catwalk.
Cause my name is Cat and look, I'm walking.
Walking on the catwalk.
If someone was pushed off this catwalk and they landed
on the floor really hard, do you think they'd live?
Why are you asking that?
No reason.
[gasping]
Oh, my goodness, Robbie.
I didn't realize you were so popular.
Are you his girlfriend?
No, are you?
Okay, why don't you go down to the nursery
and scare the newborn babies?
Where are the babies?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait up.
What?
Where are you all going?
To the hospital.
Cat.
We're not really going to a hospital.
It's a puppet.
Not to Robbie.
You know what?
Maybe we should take Rex to the hospital.
- Why? - So he can die there.
Jade?
It's not good for a 16 year old guy
to go through life with his hand shoved up
a... that.
Maybe this happened for a reason.
But if Rex dies, Robbie's gonna--
Get over it and become a normal person?
Yeah, that'd be tragic.
I don't love you because you're beautiful.
You're beautiful because I love you.
Whoa.
[music playing]
What up with the disco?!
I'm sorry I hit the wrong thing!
No! 15 years ago,
your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
So who's that?
Uh, this is Danny.
- Hey. - Sup?
Why are you talking to Tori?
He goes to my old school.
Sherwood.
He... He was my boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
So why'd you dump her?
- Jade. - Can I guess?
Cause I got a lot of guesses.
- I'm actually-- - You- You don't have to--
Tori broke up with me.
Oh. And how did you celebrate?
Do you ever take a day off?
So, what ya doing here?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Well, I've kind of been dating this girl
that you know, goes here,
and I was supposed to meet her--
[squealing] Daniel!
Hey, babe.
This is the guy I've been telling you about.
[giggling] My boyfriend.
Oh.
[giggling]
Daniel, these are my friends. Beck, Jade and that's Tori.
Yeah, we- we've met.
Really? You know Daniel?
Oh, she knows Daniel.
- Oh, look, it's Jade. - Get out of my way.
What are you doing here?
I'm just helping Tori rehearse for her audition.
That's three nights in a row.
I know she's bad, but does she really need
this much help?
He's teaching me about taking risks.
Oh.
It's true. Tonight she went to the Gorilla Club
and beat the balls of pain.
That's right, cause I'm a supreme risk taker.
So you got past the gorilla?
Well, no. I didn't do the gorilla thing.
But I used the bathroom there.
Sitting down?
I might've hovered.
Ha!
I am a risk taker!
Don't tell me, tell the gorilla.
Why don't you tell my butt?
What should I get Trina?
Talent.
[sighing] Jade is so pretty.
Three, two, one.
[screaming]
Your sister just elbowed me in my lung.
- I'll get you some ice. - Sit down!
I'm sorry, did someone invite you here?
Beck told me you guys were performing
on national TV.
So?
And you think you're doing that without me?
You stormed out of Sikowitz's class.
I feel that Jade should be included.
Okay, fine, whatever. So, what's our float gonna be?
Someone should just pick an idea.
Okay, so who's going to pick?
Well, luckily, I have the new PearPad app called...
Spin-a-ma-jig.
[groaning] Robbie.
Let me just finish inputting our faces.
And now, I stroke this
and the wheel spins randomly until it lands on one of us.
And that person gets to pick what the floats going to be.
No Cat, that person gets a kidney transplant.
[gasping]
Show me your phones right now!
- Hey! What's your name? - Pepper.
Do you follow me on The Slap?
No, I-I-- - Why not?!
I just moved here.
Okay, well, whip out your phone and follow me on The Slap.
Okay, okay.
All of you! Right now!
I will, I will.
Jade, you're scaring people into following you?
I'm gently suggesting that they follow me.
Hey! Do you follow me on The Slap?
- Uh-uh. - Follow me!
We have to go make our short film.
No, I have to get more Slap followers.
Why?
Because Beck was up all night tweeting hot pics of himself
so he got 200 more followers.
And there is no way I'm going to let him
have more followers than I have.
- Why not? - Cause I'm prettier than he is!
Are you?
Follow me!
A.
K.
A.
Okay, we're never gonna spell "Kesha".
Why are there so many K's and A's?
I don't know but we'd be doing great
if we were trying to win a private concert
from Aka aka aka ak.
I guess they gotta make some letters hard to find
or everyone could win.
I'm sick of this.
Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
You didn't have a happy childhood?
My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.
You know, you don't have to help.
Don't push me.
What?
But, if we win and Kesha does do a private concert here,
only the people who helped find the letters get to come.
"Only the people who help find the letters good to come."
I don't talk like that.
Um. Hi. Miss?
- What? - He has a girlfriend.
I don't see her.
Turn around.
Now you see her.
I don't see much.
Okay.
Hey, did you know that karaoke comes to us
from the Japanese?
Yeah, how great is Japan, right?
Good people.
Hey. Check out dude's jacket.
Oh. Hollywood Arts. The school for wannabes.
You know, you might wannabe shutting your face there.
- Really? - Really.