Hey guys.
And welcome back to another episode of
"I Dare You".
That's not what we're filming.
"Dear Ryan" is what I meant to say.
Before we get into the "Dear Ryan"s though
I just wanted to do a quick shout out
and thank you to every single person that
downloaded the Tee Hee app.
And I know I didn't say much about it
on this channel.
But on HigaTV I released a video
announcing it.
And we got over 100,000 downloads in one day.
It was like #10 in the App Store for iPhone users.
And for Androids it was #3 or something
crazy like that.
So I just wanted to thank you all so much.
I'm still posting daily.
So for all you who haven't gotten the app yet,
make sure you check it out.
I'll put the link for iPhone and Android
in the description box below.
But with that being said, here's another "I Dare", here's
dammit, why do I keep saying that?
Here's another "Dear Ryan", here we go.
"Dear Ryan. Show us how you would confess to someone you like".
I'm just gonna be completely honest.
The last time I think I literally told somebody that I like them
was probably in high school.
And I'm really embarassed.
But it's in the past.
I did it over AIM.
If you guys don't know what that means,
it's an instant messenger, kinda like MSN messenger.
Not that you guys would know what that is.
It's like Facebook messenger,
but it was for AOL.
You guys don't know what AOL is.
What am I talking about?
Anyways.
I did it over the Internet.
And I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
Cause you should say something like that
in person to someone.
Kinda like how I would do it now.
So something like this.
Hey could I talk to you about something?
Sure.
This is uh, this is awkward.
I know we've been friends and just friends
for a really long time now but
I just can't, I just can't hold it back
anymore. I think it's time you know.
Well, I
(double tap Instagram photo)
(leans in for kiss)
(text kissy faces)
Dear Ryan, can you parody the Big Bang Theory!?
Okay, lemme first say that I actually
really really like this show.
When it first came out.
I absolutely loved the first two seasons.
But then I started to notice how much
they use the laugh track.
If you ever do get around to watching that show
Or if you already do, then try to count
how many times they use the laugh track
every episode.
What irritates me the most is that they
do it on parts that are not even intended
to be funny. But yet you still laugh
because you hear other people laughing.
(Ryan sifts in chair)
(Laugh track)
(continues to sift)
(continuous laughing)
Uh Sheldon. What are you doing?
(Laugh track)
I'm trying to find my spot. It feels different for some reason.
Did you change it?
(Laugh track)
Sheldon it's a couch.
It's not gonna change.
(Laugh track)
Well that's just not true at all.
If a chemical compound can change
then surely a physical sitting device
can go through a physical change as well.
(Laugh track)
You know that's not what I'm talking about Sheldon.
(Laugh track)
I never know what you're talking about.
(Laugh track)
Well that's just rude.
(Laugh track)
Is it?
(Laugh track)
Yes.
Loser says what?
(Laugh track)
What?
(Laugh track. Clapping)
See what I mean?
I just hate when shows put in laugh tracks
to make it feel like you should be laughing
even though nothing funny happens.
It's like, come on.
Where did all the intelligent comedy go?
What is, what is with all this immature
forced comedy?
Oh like you can do better?
Yah. As a matter of fact I probably could.
Then go ahead.
Okay. Uhm. The Big Bang Theory?
More like The Big Fart Theory!
(crickets chirp)
Get it?
Big Fart Theory? Cuz the show stinks.
You know. That's what I was.
(crickets)
uhm.
(crickets)
Ahaha.
Big Fart Theory. I get it now.
Dear Ryan, Can you use Internet Explorer?
Yah sure. Let me just get my time machine.
(Laugh track)
Hahahahahaha!
Dear Ryan, Can you do a Higa Bros episode
please, Only Ryan and Kyle!
For those of you who don't know
Kyle is my brother.
People are always like, shocked that I have a brother
Cuz they never see him in videos.
But, like, it's not that I don't want him to be in them.
My brother just never has wanted to be
in videos with me.
Even when we were growing up
and I would be like filming stuff,
he would always be more into video games.
And even when he would be playing video games,
I would be like, "Hey can I play with you?"
He'd usually say no because I wasn't good enough.
And it didn't matter what game it was.
Like, whether it was Counter Strike
or Star Craft, or Street Fighter, or
just playing cards.
I just wanted to play a game with my brother.
Any game.
and I never could.
♪(Intro: Do You Want To Build A Snowman)♪
Kyle?
(Knocks)
(Kyle): Go away Ryan!
(cow barks)
Yeah. See? My childhood wasn't easy.
Tough streets of Hilo Hawaii.
Took a lot out of you when the Nintendo was only meant
(knocking)
Ryan? Wanna get something to eat?
Can't you see I'm filming right now?
GO AWAY KYLE!
Dear Ryan, Can you be Anna or Elsa from Frozen?
Who? From what?
Dear Ryan, Can you teach us some life hacks?
So I made a video about extremely
lazy people and how those people
are actually the smartest people.
Because they come up with solutions to solve problems.
Well that's exactly what life hacks are.
So basically, I just took a bunch of things
that I can relate to the most,
and I came up with solutions in the same way.
Here are some of the my life hacks that I can relate to.
I hope you guys do as well.
The Diet Life Hack.
Are you one of those people
that likes to start diets
but always ends up giving up on them?
Well, this life hack is really easy.
All you have to do is
buy a bunch of mirrors
and attach it to all your unhealthy food
with a little note that saw "ewww"
and you'll probably never break your diet again.
The Phone Finder.
Now if you're like me and you're always
losing your phone, this one's perfect for you.
All you gotta do is attach a chord to your phone,
and make that chord attached to some kind of base,
and put that base on a wall
and there you have it!
You'll never lose it again unless you lose your house.
(Laugh track)
Shut up.
The Fart Filter.
Now I know this one doesn't just relate to me.
Have you ever had one of those days,
where your farts are just rancid?
And I'm talking like really bad.
Like when they come out and they're super hot.
I don't know why I made this motion.
That is disgusting.
My right hand is a fart.
Those farts that like in a cartoon
if a character were to smell them
they'd have X over their eyes.
(Ryan farts)
Oh dude this is gonna be bad.
Oh my.
(faints)
Well no more smelly farts
thanks to my life hack I call the Fart Filter.
All you have to do is take a fabric softener,
tape it to your underwear.
Right about where your you-know-what is.
And the next time you fart, it'll smell like fresh laundry
on a summer's eve.
(Ryan farts)
(ding)
I'm sorry. I've been free-styling this whole video.
It makes no sense.
Then again, when does my videos make sense?
When do my videos make sense
is what I meant to saaaaay.
Okay in all seriousness.
I know that you guys wanted real life hacks.
And I actually do have one real life hack
And I know you guys have already probably heard of this
because I've been seeing posts about it.
But I've been doing this middle school
before the internet even existed.
That's not true. It existed.
But it was slow.
And I had dial-up then.
And there was no post about this at the time
so I invented this life hack.
That's not true.
I learned it from my mom.
She probably learned it from other people.
Basically, it's called
The Shower Steam Ironing Thing.
I don't know why. It's not even that hard.
But I hate doing it. I hate ironing my clothes.
So if you ever see me in public,
there's a 50 percent chance that my clothes are wrinkled,
Or I used this life hack.
And basically, all you gotta do is
take a hot shower, and bring whatever
clothes it is with you
into the shower with you.
You just gotta hang it somewhere
where the steam is hitting it,
but not the water.
And once you're done with your shower,
all the steam should have gotten rid
of all your wrinkles.
And if not you can use my backup life hack
to get all the wrinkles out.
All you have to do is shout
"MOM. Can you iron this?"
(Clapping and laugh track)
Shut up!
Stop the laugh track.
That wasn't even funny.
I'm so sick of these stupid, poorly made,
immature jokes that take no thought at all.
It's just, "Oh let's put a laugh track cuz we think it's funny".
It's not funny!
It just makes me so mad that sometimes
I just wanna. I just wanna. I just
(farts).
Hahahaha. (Laugh track)
Now that is comedy.
Totally.
That's a smart joke.
Hey thanks man.
I hope you put your fart filter on, right?
My what?
(Everyone collapses)
Hahaha. Okay. That's enough.
Laugh Tracks.
Not even once...
TEE
- I said not even once.
So leave your questions in the comments below
and you could be responsible for the next video.
Haha. Your hat.
MOOM.
HEEEEEELP.
HAahahaha.
Woaaahhh. Oh I almost fell.
Guy: Oh dude.
Hahaha.
(Ryan falls)
(rubs thigh)
Ooh that thigh hurts.
(Rubs thigh)
If I do this fast enough it's not gonna hurt)
It hurts. It hurtsss!
So thank you guys again so much for watching.
If you want to see bloopers and behind the scene
click the one on the left.
If you want to see the previous video
click the one on the right.
And also just a quick announcment
To all my lamps in Beijing
I'm actually gonna be there on May 28th
For the Lenovo tech world event
They said they're gonna be showcasing
not only just my life hacks that I just did.
Which I think, are still the best life hacks I've ever seen.
But also some of your life hacks as well.
All you gotta do is hashtag IHackedLife
on Twitter or Instagram and they might pull yours.
And we're going to be showcasing all the best ones.
And if you don't want to do that
you can just continue to singing along to this song with me.
Ra ta ta. Ra ta ta.
That's not the right song.