The plank master!
Right, come on!
Go, let's do this!
*Sound effect*
Hello everyone, now today
I thought I'd do something a little bit different as I've done pranks for the last month
um, I can't, I can't keep doing pranks
I can't keep doing them because then they get a little bit too suspicious
and I don't get allowed around their houses ever again
so I thought for this week I will revisit an old classic that you guys seem to love
I'm gonna be doing more yoga
But this time, it's not with Oli White. It is with, in fact
my girlfriend. Come on in, come and say hello.
*laughs*
Hi guys, my name's Susan
Wait a minute Susan there's something not right about you.
Eh, what? Have you had, have you, have you got...
Have you, have you..um
Have you had your eyebrows done?
Yes, thanks Joe, I have
I knew there was something different about you, Susan
Anyways Oli and I are gonna rev-
I mean Susan and myself are gonna do some more yoga
We're gonna revisit some old classics and we're alsko-
Alsko? ALSKO!
And we're also gonna be doing some new ones. Can you do that?
Can you do that?
No. Look.
You can't be in my yoga team if you can't do that Oli
I've transformed! / OH SUSAN! / I'm a boy!
You, you crazy b*tch
And of course, same as last time
we have... matching outfits
Wooo. Ah I've lost my glasses!
Hang on
ahhhhhh
You can have that. That's the close- that's the closest thing I had
mate I am not putting this on
mate that's the only thing I had left
Mate.
You look like a bowling ball!
Oww
Right Oli are you ready to do yoga again?
I am... Very ready for this
Jeez!
Okay so we're in the do-jo
and we're now ready to see
if we've got what it takes
to be better than we were, about two years ago
try and touch your toes can you do this?
like that
AAARRGHHH
breathe, breathe
just breathe, breathe
I feel like I'm giving birth!
breathe, breathe
AHHHH, you b***rd!
ah mate I feel like I'm just gonna be
getting a camel toe
Okay Oli first one
is nice and simple
how does it go again?
we hold... we hold
each others, we hold each others knobs, oh no wait not knobs, erm arms
it's a bit too close for my liking
my back just clicked
lean back
mate these t-shirts stink
I know
feels like you're pulling me
AH MY BACK'S GONNA BREAK
Ankle lock
he's got him in the ankle
tap out, you b****rd, ah
doing a submission move
ah what the f**k. Ah Oli
IN, ONE, TWO, THREE
I farted
I pooped myself a little bit there
I swear to God if you fart
I will kill you
Slut drop
You're flying Joe
*Cheer*
Aghh
Arghh, that's it, argh!
Oh my God we're actually doing it! / Backwards, backwards, that's it, nice
Ah we've, nailed it
Aaargh my wrist!
Yeah, so you're gonna do that
You make, ok, you make the triangle
The thing is, I can't even do the easiest bit, which is the triangle
I got a feeling I'll kick y-, like backflip in the back
That's it, that's it
I think at one, I'm gonna do a headstand and then you're gonna-
Go!
That's it, catch my, catch my feet if you can
I'm going to, I'm going to
Ready?
Go!
Oh! Yes! Yes!
Wait, wait
I'm feeling my nosebleed
Yes, we've done it aaggh
We keep like that
Oh my God, we have made it
We've done it? Yap
Oh, mate
We're killing the game right now!
I think I've popped a blood vessel in my head
But main thing to consider on this one, Oli, is don't go for the d*ck
Go for the sides
I'm gonna get in between
I know it's not a very big target
Yes! Yes!
Whoaaa
Straight hands!
We gotta stick with your shape
Yes we are, we are, we are
Right
Ready? Three, two, oh!
That's a d*ck, that's a d*ck! That's a ball!
Wait, what is it? What do we do now? Oh that's it
Aaarrgh I'm gonna drop you
No, don't! Hold it, hold it
Engage your core
You've gone cross-eyed
*hysterical laughs*
There we go, look, I can do push-ups
We must've been better since we've got it last time
The thing is-
Ugh, shoot!
Sorry
We nearly impregnated, you j*rk
The neighboors are looking, look
Hello
Hello, Gregory
Three
Two
One
Go!
That's it, go for it, go for it
On, on, on, on
Yeahh!
Yes
No
Catch it
Yes
No
Ok, go on
Three, two, one
Catch up leg
Mate, we're so good-
No, no
Oh!
Wait, ok, now where do I go-
Ah we've done it
where do I go now?
No, I'm falling
Aaaarrgh
Ouch!
I've, I've fallen
Give me..the socks!
Aargh, no!
Oh so it's clipped
Oh yes!
Lean back, lean back
Oooh
You lean back
Okay
Be gentle, it might snap
And, release...
the kraken!
Mate, this is it
This is it
That's it
Aaarrgh
Right, you need something heavy, something like-
Uuuugghh
You are disgusting!
I'm sorry
It's like, I'm nervous
We need more weight on Joe's ends
We got a backpack full of shower gels
Aw!
M-my-my backpack
Ready?
No, my backpack
Wait, no, oh no no
Oh my God!
That's it, like, trying counterbalance
Nooo
Ouch!
Oh, sorry, it's my personal favorite
I got bony shins
Ah, I'm gonna drop
Ahhh
Oh my God
I just f*cking smacke d in the floor
I'm sorry
Ah just whacked by the floor
I got dizzy- Oh!
Yes, I have. You just got to find it.
Aaargh
Aw, aw, aw!
You push my head-
You push my head actually into the floor
Come along backwards
Okay
I can do this one
Oh, mate
Woo, woo
Okay
I got the balance
Don't lean too far forward, ok?
I'm not, I'm just feeling my nudge
My feet are touching my ceiling, ready?
And make like the arch with your hands
Like a bird
Like a bird!
Like that?
Like-
Yeah
Aargh me and Joe ready!
I think that's it!
Uuugh!
Mate, we nailed it! / Woooo!
That's it, a little bit more forward
Okay
A-aaahh!
Okay, and-
I need a crash helmet
Go!
YESSS!
Ooh
Boom!
Oh, you alright?
Yeah
I would, maybe, take a sock off
just you can grip the floor better
Whatever you do Oli, do not let go
I won't
Ok, ready?
Yap
Lean back
You gotta lean back
I've got your weight
Okay
I'm gonna go for it, are you ready?
Yap
Three
Two
One
*throws body in the air*
*both laughing*
Mate, that was so funny
You just dove-
You just dove in the air and just fell there
Keep that leg as tight as you can
Well, ready? I'm gonna switch my hand just to it
Three
Two
One
Ahhh
That was sick, we nearly nailed that though
Three, two, one
Yeees!
No...
Oh dude, I'm so scared
No, you'll be alright. Give me your- / How did you do that?
Give me your left leg
That's it
That's it- oh!
Well, we tried...
No, I swear to God if you fart, I will kill you.
I will not fart, I promise
That's it, wait I'm gonna put my legs and hands on
There we go, push them up higher
Look at me anus!
Let me check what gender you are, come on
Go!
There we go
Mate, that's good
Put your hands on my...
AAAAHHHH
My legs aren't long enough
Ready?
Yep
M*therf*ckers!
Yeahhh!
I think I'm going in here, right?
Yep
I'm gonna go..what a few-
Whoaa!
Oli, stop
I've got you, I've got you. I've got you.
I'm going backwards
Okay, and then what I've got to do?
You gotta lean forward
Okay
And the I gotta pray
Ah my back
Straight your legs
I have!
The neighboors are watching again
Woooo!
Put me down
Put me, put me down
Ahh!
What is that?
Have you got sex position in here?
I don't know how that slipped in there, I promise
Look at this dodgy t-
F**k off!
I'm trying to stand
Right, ready?
Straight your legs
I mean, this isn't really quite how I imagine it
Aaarggh
Mate?
Dafuq!
Hands together...
And I might use my legs
as I balance it
and I'm going for the kiss!
AAAAHHHH
I can't do it, I can't do it
No, no
Stop, stop, stop, stop
F**king hell
Ah my knees!
S**t!
Ah my knees
Oh for God's sake
That was way less romantic than I thought it would be
Oh, I'm dead
Right, so there you go. I think it's safe to say that uh...
that we haven't improved, since-
What? I think we have
You think we have?
I think we have
What do you think at home? You think we've improved since the last time?
or have we actually got worse?
Let us know at the comment section below
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And I will see you next week with another Sugg Sunday Special!
Cheers, goodbye!